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    Need another option for student! This shit, right here, is OK
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    I've worked on that engine! This shit, right here, is OK
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    Do you like magic? Wanna see me pull something out of my pants? This shit, right here, is OK
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    Guy that played for my school's hockey team was named Clitsome. He just played his first NHL game a few weeks ago This shit, right here, is OK
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    Awfully sad that you call it a twig ;) I had a first date with this one girl. Middle of summer so it was rather warm still in the evening. We were leaving the restaurant and some white trash in a beat up (he thought it was pimped out) civic pulls up next to us and starts hootin' about how attractive she is. We get up to the next light and the guy revs his engine like he wants to race. So naturally I raced him. He stalls his car off the line. When we got up to the next light he yells over that it was no fair because my car has a turbo and that the reason I won was because his car cost as much as one of my wheels. I responded by telling him that I won because I know how to drive. I drive a non-turbo Saab that still has the stock rims. This shit, right here, is OK
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    Wanna get a pizza and fuck? This shit, right here, is OK
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    This is a joke, right? Let's hope we don't read about this guy in an incident report anytime soon This shit, right here, is OK