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Yeah... someone got the first yellow card already and HH hasn't even left yet...

Jaahas taas se alkaa...

What nacmac said. Maybe organize a field trip? I'm sure the other jumpers on your DZ are just as frustrated as you...

NOOOOOOO! Is this a recent event? Can I go somewhere and make sure they didn't miss any?

Don't you think there might actually be something busted in your knee? See a doctor, that's my advice.

Bollocks. This split personality thing is getting to me. I wonder If we're all gonna get the fork?

You bloody bastard! I should have seen that one coming though... Split personalities is bad, but delusions of identity will get you in trouble... two can play THIS game...

>i'd better hit the rack before i get in trouble. Oh that's gonna get you in trouble for sure....

>i asked someone at work what an intumescent priaprism was..... the >looks i got......my days here are numbered. MWAHAHAHAHAAA!! I'm sorry, that's just too funny.... Maybe we should label some dictionary entries NWS as well...

Oh, Nathan's going to love this...

The horror! The horror! I hear they can be really ferocious...

>Probably nothing, anyone who can carry a 32 inch Sony Wega, and >still run should not be interfered with. Good one! >I'm sure the Afrikaan contingent will have a different view on this as well. Well yeah I'd suppose, for them "self defense" and "firearms" in the same sentence would probably suggest attacking wild beasts and such...

Works for me. Can't view movs at work though.

There ones are more suitable to this forum: 1. The act or process of swelling or the condition of being swollen. 2. A swollen organ or body part.

intumescent \In`tu*mes"cent\, a. [L. intumescens, p. pr.] Swelling up; expanding. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

>1. If you know the spot was bad why did you leave the plane?. You did >the right thing by opening high when you did figure it out. I hope you >where the last one out of the plane. You did mention it but I think this could be stressed more: Opening high is very dangerous unless you are absolutely sure there's no-one above you. I really wouldn't recommend opening high as a standard response to a bad spot. If you got out on a bad spot; tough luck - you're landing out. >2. I agree with your instructor you wasted time under a malfunctioning >main when you could have used that time fixing (...) things that >could go wrong with a reserve. This is debatable. If there is enough altitude, I sure would try to fix any problem with the main rather than save that altitude for the remote possibility of a problem with the reserve. I don't plan for trouble with reserves(but then again I pack my own). As a plus it's easier to find your main if it doesn't drift too far... >4. If the cutaway cables were different lengths then that rig should be >grounded. When you cutaway the cables should release the same >time or one cable is longer talk to a riger about it. Actually, with rigs equipped with an RSL(or just the possibility of fitting one), the side with no RSL should be released slightly before the other side to ensure a clean cutaway before reserve deployment. Erno

So you haven't seen lego porn yet? SFW(I guess)

You tell me...

Nacmac, seek professional help. Now. Yeah, right, don't you think you should get your own head straight first? Split personalities are no laughing matter! Wtf? We've been doing ok haven't we? I hope it turns out ok. I'm sure it will. Erno

Try this site, loads of MP3s and it's on a russian server, so it could have russian songs too: http://www.allofmp3.com/ Erno

And the first red-faced user who opened an NWS-attachment at work will probably post a warning....

>could you write a script that randomly post whores for me, A sort of an autopilot... You know, there are a number of bots that can be found on the 'Net that can simulate an "intelligent" conversation quite well... Maybe integrate one of tho--- Whoa. Serious "Matrix" flashback. How do we know that some(all?) of the posters are not bots? Erno

>We used to hit Mute and say bad things about them while they were >taking 10 minutes to explain that their password wasn't working. That >was until one of other guys in the office accidently didn't hit mute... So you didn't see that one coming huh?

>" My Lotus Notes has just gone down on me.... " Is that available as some sort of extra-module or something? I haven't found that feature in my Notes yet...

>>You look excited to be at work. and >>Sure love your job huh? and you said: >Im at work. Am I suppose to be excited about that ???? That's not the point. You're a SKYDIVER! You should be GEEKING THE CAMERA goddamnit! Erno