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  1. JohnnyMarko
    Few actors have enough talent to rival Steven Seagall. The man can do it all.
  2. JohnnyMarko
    I'd rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of rubbing alcohol than listen to country music ETA: Divalent's sig line is....meh
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    Exsqueeze me, I'm never wrong
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    What ever happened to the good ol' days when we used cheap pull up chords and man handled rigs to get them closed and tore our hands up? These new "power tools" are going to turn us all into little girls. That being said, I love using my power tool for packing tandems all day
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    I'd rather stick toothpicks under my toe nails and kick a wall than watch any movie with Nicolas Cage in it
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    http://gopro.com/cameras/hd-motorsports-hero-camera/ No need to thank me
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    The T-mobile one?
  8. JohnnyMarko
    Yes, because if we redefine it to include same sex couples, then it becomes possible to change it to anything. Hell, I'd like to change it so I can marry my boyfriend and my dog.
  9. JohnnyMarko
    I hope you use your best fem voice while thanking them.
  10. JohnnyMarko
    Dude I love the TSA. With these new fangled scanners, you can opt out and get a free hand job. *Spoiler alert* I purposely get a boner and skip the scanner to get a pat down.
  11. JohnnyMarko
    Deep dish with mozzarella and anchovies
  12. JohnnyMarko
    So I show up at the DZ today. Gary Peek is there, never met him before. First thing he says when he sees my staff shirt with "Johnny" on it is "Oh, so you're JohnnyMarko. I've seen some of your posts on dropzone.com"....yeaaaaaaaaaaa ...Thanks for flying today Gary
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    Not if you have a bidet. Even I wouldn't blast my asshole with water after pooping to clean it If you've ever had hemorrhoids, it changes your POV. Obviously you're not a golfer
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    ...or NOT wiping after! Wait...you have to wipe after you shit? Not if you have a bidet. Even I wouldn't blast my asshole with water after pooping to clean it ETA: yea....no filter
  15. JohnnyMarko
    ...or NOT wiping after! Wait...you have to wipe after you shit?
  16. JohnnyMarko
    Zombie apocalypse weapon? I think there's an app for that
  17. JohnnyMarko
    When I saw the title to this thread, I figured it was misplace and was about sex. Cause I normally don't stop thinking about that. Oh, and don't buy a rig yet.
  18. JohnnyMarko
    Maybe it's a map to Pandora's box. Or someone else's box.
  19. JohnnyMarko
    I am one of those people without filters. My roommates keep a notebook of the dumb shit I say or ideas I have. Like the time I wanted to install central air conditioning for the whole world. My Facebook page gives a glimpse of my random stupidity-ness
  20. JohnnyMarko
    You have that backwards..the ADD is spelt Cypress, knot Cypres
  21. JohnnyMarko
    And get busted by the DMCA again? Noooo thank you
  22. JohnnyMarko
    ...every time I hear skydivers talk about going head down. (side note, congrats!)
  23. JohnnyMarko
    Does that container have any bridal exposure??? Yes, it's an older Infiniti. About an inch of bridal exposure
  24. JohnnyMarko
    Just yesterday I downsized from a Saber 2 190 to a Triathalon 170. I know it's a big jump, but the 190 was tight in my Infiniti container. Long story short I got scared and chopped it but I don't have an RSL and couldn't find my reserve handle. Luckily, my CYPRESS fired and a beautiful Optima 176 opened nicely. I barely had time to flair but went deep into the breaks and landed safely.
  25. JohnnyMarko
    You need to differentiate insults from assault. We are talking about assault. MARK IT ZERO!!!