JohnnyMarko

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  1. I've had good luck with safety scissors
  2. I would like a "Dead guys can't say no" remix...but thanks Steve hahahaha
  3. See that worked out better for you after all
  4. Minus some insaneeee line twists (not my pack job ), the tandem went awesome! Such a weird feeling. Didn't get to jump with my babe but got strapped to her hubby for an amazing ride! Thanks to my sky mommy and daddy
  5. Opie and garfield do it on the lawn. TMJOTA and wheres my fuckin hug I don't hug guys named Ed Then why the offer? Good point. Head on over to Sweden for your free hug
  6. I literally 'Like' anything and everything I post ETA: I'm definitely also an 'Oversharer' (example: One of my statuses included bitching about being hot in my apartment and my nuts sticking to the inside of my leg) AETA: Apparently I'm an 'Oversharer' on here too AAETA: What was that thread about not having a filter on what you say?
  7. Opie and garfield do it on the lawn. TMJOTA and wheres my fuckin hug I don't hug guys named Ed
  8. In some colleges the students decide who to invite as commencement speaker. They are generally the ones that invite people like this. Can I vote to have DSE speak at my commencement? (If I gradumacate?) Education certainly seems to be overrated. I will take that as a compliment and continue watching Jersey Shore and listening to rappers talk about weed, 40's, and pussy.
  9. In some colleges the students decide who to invite as commencement speaker. They are generally the ones that invite people like this. Can I vote to have DSE speak at my commencement? (If I gradumacate?)
  10. Opie and garfield do it on the lawn. TMJOTA
  11. You are going for the cutest guy you can for a TI.... to be back there right??? Nope, jumping with a beautiful, talented, woman TI
  12. Been jumping for a year and a half or so, packing tandems for about 7 months, and tomorrow.... ..I will make my pre-second tandem jump
  13. Possibly a hijack... How far is too far when it comes to April fools jokes/pranks?
  14. "Talkin' 'bout my ge-ge-generation..." People try to put us down
  15. Babin strikes again! P.S. I like the vid you linked on Fartbook
  16. I've said it 100 times and I'll say it again... I hate my generation with a passion