JohnnyMarko

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  1. Dare I ask? But honestly, ~19 bottle rockets were lit in our living room, we could hardly see through the smoke. We all stopped and freaked out, look at the smoke alarm, the red light went out, and we continued on with our fun.
  2. Okay but what size is she and does she want kids? I see what you did there
  3. Are you hitting on shah? What size are you? NO! I think you duff protest too much What this means? It's a reference to Shakespeare. The true quote i believe is "Me thinks the lady doth protest to much" It means if you protest TOO much that means that whatever you're saying no to is actually true...... in other words you really do want Shah & all his Persian studliness! Busted. I can't hide it anymore, I want Shah so bad (April's fools)
  4. Indoor fireworks for us. Sure, it's not that safe. But a few bottle rockets tossed into the shower while someone is trying to get ready for class is always funny. And we've proved our smoke alarms don't work.
  5. I got beat up by my old man regularly, and hated the SOB until the day he died. I never bullied anyone in school, but I got bullied. Zero sympathy from me for bullies, regardless of what their home life is like. I agree. You never know what someone's home life is like or how fucked up it is, butt that doesn't give them the right to wail on someone else because of it, there's otter ways of handling it.
  6. Are you hitting on shah? What size are you? NO! I think you duff protest too much What this means?
  7. ...or skydivers....enjoy my friends (keeping with the theme of alcohol threads) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o91EBKPpdIw ETA: Add your favorite drinking songs to make this thread somewhat worthwhile
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azADtrO0nz8 ^ Maybe....maybe not ^
  9. Are you hitting on shah? What size are you? NO!
  10. Start batting for the other team?
  11. Doing a quick search and not having a really good source I found 1) Bud Light (meh) 2) Budweiser (a little better than meh) 3) Miller Lite (condensed fart in a can) 4) Coors Light (always tastes skunked to me) 5) Corona Extra (really?)
  12. Not currently....$16.47 for a 24 pack
  13. Wind dummies are always the best indicators. Normally students
  14. Hands down favorite drinkable beer...too bad you can only get it on the east coast (and you spelled it right)
  15. Made some ghetto crap in the dorms before I turned 21...In a gallon jug of water, add juice concentrate, sugar, yeast, let sit for 6 weeks or so, tasted like crap even after it was filtered, but did the trick...Besides the ingredients you mentioned, what other equipment would I need and would fit in a tiny apartment?
  16. Since all the beer threads are for specialty beers out of range for college students, here's a thread for us cheapos that don't mind saving money just to drink to get drunk... My current favorite, Bud Ice ($12.57 for a 30 pack). Nothing beats getting a 30 pack of 5.5% beer for the price of an expensive 6 pack
  17. Is not on I-65, try I-24... tomato, potato
  18. Clearly you haven't visited any Texas DZ's. Only two things come from Texas.... Churros and country music
  19. From Yahoo! News http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110328/ts_yblog_thelookout/new-york-law-firm-under-fire-over-911-ad
  20. Sorry, story of my life. Premature. The witch has a potion for that
  21. You didn't leave any time for someone to reply "A newt??" Then you could've answered