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    Kids. "Now go away, or I'll taunt you a 2nd time" I keed. I actually just watched this with my roommates about 3 weeks ago. I definitely picked up a lot more this time around then when I saw it when I was 11. "A duckkkkK!"
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    Who's Monty Python?
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    Problem not the right thread, but yesterday a tandem pax was looking through the list of songs that could be edited on their video and she said, "Awww man, 'Free Fallin' isn't on the list. I really wanted that song on my video" I looked at one of the TI's and I almost pissed myself laughing.
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    My chem teacher brought up the "world ending in 2012" thing and some girl asked "Wait, is the world really ending in 2012?" Straight faced, serious..........needless to say the teacher and the rest of us just straight up laughed at her
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    Mostly 2 prong. 3 prong includes my Mac charger (that I'm using right now ) and a mini-fridge
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    FIFY
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    That third prong isn't as much about not burning down the house as it is intended to prevent you from turning your cojones into nicely roasted chestnuts while you're using anything plugged in without a ground. What's your comfort level? My comfort level is pretty hig ....ow, my nuts just got shocked. This is from my Facebook page, for those of you who aren't my friends
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    Good thing ya didn't make it a poll! Hardy har har...@Ryoder too late Had an extra power strip that I just used a pair of pliers to snap off the ground...any guesses on how long it takes for a house fire to start? Ahhh fuck it, ain't YOUR house anyway! That's what they get for helping a skydiver ... right?! Good point. But my other options at the moment are non-existent so I'd like to stay in a non-burnt down house Just no makin' you happy is there! Nah, I'm as happy as I could ever be
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    Good thing ya didn't make it a poll! Hardy har har...@Ryoder too late Had an extra power strip that I just used a pair of pliers to snap off the ground...any guesses on how long it takes for a house fire to start? Ahhh fuck it, ain't YOUR house anyway! That's what they get for helping a skydiver ... right?! Good point. But my other options at the moment are non-existent so I'd like to stay in a non-burnt down house
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    Good thing ya didn't make it a poll! Hardy har har...@Ryoder too late Had an extra power strip that I just used a pair of pliers to snap off the ground...any guesses on how long it takes for a house fire to start?
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    So I'm homeless right now, couch hoping for a bit, and the current room I'm occupying only has the older outlets without the third grounding prong. Is it absolutely mental to break off the grounding prong from a power strip and plug it in?
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    Good point. Look how they faked the moon landing. Speaking of which....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUI36tPKDg4&feature=player_embedded Oh em gee that was awesome
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    Who is Osama bin Laden?
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    That's just a South Park clip
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    Joke?
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    Skydiving isn't always unicorns and butterflies
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    Was that a sperm joke?
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    Well, you may be older than me, but I'm 21 and I haven't gone since I was 17. Sure, some might consider that gross. I brush everyday, floss, watch the types of things I drink, etc. I get a lot of compliments on how white my teeth are and I have never whitened. I probably should go for at least a check up but I see the dentist as a waste of $
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    Reminds me of some of the tandem pax I've seen get that 'cat going into water' thing where they throw their arms on the door frame like they don't want to go
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    Nice
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    That's cause you were what, 4 years old on 9/11? GD it Steve. First day back with the interweb and you're already bashing me....(Lemme know if you need anything
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    Call me unpatriotic, I'm ready for a bashing and some nasty PM's, but this event really hasn't changed my life at all...
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    Where's the website for that? ETA: Oh yea....craigslist