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  1. JohnnyMarko
    45 miles to the closest DZ. 65 to the one I work at and love.
  2. JohnnyMarko
    I'm looking for a girl that likes to cook. (among other things) There you go specifying, Johnny's rear started twitching needlessly! I couldn't translate this expression into something I understand
  3. JohnnyMarko
    You might want to keep an eye on that. You know, he does always seem interested in my lifestyle and asked a million questions when I got home . Threesome! Eww. My roommate is like my brother
  4. JohnnyMarko
    Yeah Johnny...not to mention your new found possible love PIECE. Nice, Jim
  5. JohnnyMarko
    You might want to keep an eye on that. You know, he does always seem interested in my lifestyle and asked a million questions when I got home . If you always cook things like "pasta with my homemade tomato sauce, sauteed veggies, and homemade peanut butter cups for dessert" I may become interested in your lifestyle. . Pasta is my specialty but I can also make a mean porkroast with apples, potatoes, and sauerkraut. Next time you're in STL I'll make dinner
  6. JohnnyMarko
    You might want to keep an eye on that. You know, he does always seem interested in my lifestyle and asked a million questions when I got home .
  7. JohnnyMarko
    Update: Ok so I know it's only 11 and the date is over, but it went better than I thought imaginable. Dinner went great, he showed up right as I was finishing it up. Had pasta with my homemade tomato sauce, sauteed veggies, and homemade peanut butter cups for dessert. Then we had some free time to relax and chat before the movie and he got to meet my roommate and they got along great. Just had fun sharing stuff and laughing. Then went to the movie (Bridesmaids, hilarious) chatted a bit after, then made plans for a 3rd date
  8. JohnnyMarko
    Another mod reads my posts no General for me for 3 days
  9. JohnnyMarko
    I'm told that women like confident guys and nervousness is a severe turn-off. Did that help? no
  10. JohnnyMarko
    Shave your ass... You think my 21 year old ass has hair on it? TMI?
  11. JohnnyMarko
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a lapsus. Manscaping!!! just sayin Done yesterday
  12. JohnnyMarko
    Sticking to the traditional....I'm making dinner then heading to a movie You're on home tiurf then dude, make sure everything is set up early, have a calming drink, set the mood and chilax, and be yourself. [golf clap] Thanks Squeeky
  13. JohnnyMarko
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a lapsus.
  14. JohnnyMarko
    Try relaxing and not getting worked up for nothing. And if that fails, think of her naked. Him, what's you plan johnny, you guys going anywhere unfamilar to you? If so find out a bit about hte place, environment etc.. the more you know now the less you will have to concern yourself with later. if it's not decided yet and you are deciding, gbo somewhere you know you are already comfortable. Sticking to the traditional....I'm making dinner then heading to a movie
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    Try relaxing and not getting worked up for nothing. And if that fails, think of her him naked. FIFY
  16. JohnnyMarko
    Ha, nice
  17. JohnnyMarko
    scoooooooooop
  18. JohnnyMarko
    Gaaaaah! Yes, I'm resorting to my lovely dz.comers for advice...Got a 2nd date tomorrow night, really nervous...how do you calm your nerves for a date? Short of getting tipsy before
  19. JohnnyMarko
    Argus...hands down
  20. JohnnyMarko
    Charcoal, fur sher. Tilapia, veggies (asparagus, zucchini, peppers), and fruit (waiting for Squeek to make a joke about fruit) Try this, mix rum, brown sugar, and honey in a bowl. Dip some pineapple in the mixture and let it soak in real good...grill and enjoy!
  21. JohnnyMarko
    pmuj thgin
  22. JohnnyMarko
    As a packer, there's nothing more I enjoy than hearing a "Good job today Johnny", "Thanks for the hard work", "Openings were great today", etc....for me, those kinda things put a smile on my face and make it worthwhile even without a tip...My DZ family is awesome to me though and I appreciate a tip more than words can describe.
  23. JohnnyMarko
    and then changed her underware No kidding...I just did and I only read about it
  24. JohnnyMarko
    "We no smile until jump be success"
  25. JohnnyMarko
    Hey, best I've seen in this thread is at least 35 years old....I'm 21, I'm too young for any of you