JohnnyMarko

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  1. Agreed. His standup has me pissing myself the entire time and his show is almost as funny. I love how he leaves no group alone and makes fun of everyone...disappointed it's not Exposed Arms anymore
  2. First things first...answer the poll question of what you think Daniel Tosh.O Second, who's ready for tonight's new episode??
  3. Your instructors will know best and once you get more jumps in, you'll know what you'll be looking for in a canopy...lots of models fly differently. For now, worry about getting your license before making decisions about gear
  4. Maybe we should have a new rule that whomever brings up the thread without adding a new photo gets banned. Ok fine, I'll play by the rules...hope this doesn't come back to haunt me when I'm looking for a job next year Then again, it's on my Facebook so I could care less...enjoy something younger to look at (skinny dipping while backpacking in SW Colorado)
  5. Friend to random person: "Have you met Johnny? He skydives! Random person to me: "No way brah, that's awesome? How many jumps you got? Ever jump with one of those squirrel suits?
  6. Bump. Had an interview today and when the interviewee looked at my recent employments and saw that I worked at a skydiving dropzone, she had a million questions about if I was wreckless/dangerous/etc...then she proceeded to ask about some old fatalities she heard about that happened in the area...it took me talking about my other job for her to finally lighten up and get off the subject
  7. You saying 'Casino Queen' should be my new SN?
  8. Just jump it, what's the worst that could happen?
  9. winds are forecasted to be stupid high tomorrow so around 1am I decided to hit up the casino with some friends in preparation for not being able to skyfall this Monday...this is only part of my winnings tonight
  10. Smarter than me this weekend! See, my generation ain't all that bad
  11. This wasn't taught in your FJC? It's a standard on every jump of mine . Screw pull priorities, a barrel roll looks cool
  12. Us youngins just looooove our electronics
  13. This one where you take the can/bottle, and you lift it to your mouth, and then...wait for it...this is the best part...YOU JUST DRINK IT! It's so much fun
  14. YAY! I am too, how weird?!?!? wait...nevermind
  15. Here you go (That little search box is really handy)
  16. Really? My post got deleted on this? First time I'm surprised one of my posts got deleted.
  17. Neither. Lost my hook knife last weekend so I'd have a fun ride down.
  18. All of your actors are incredibly hideous.
  19. How old are you? ITS FACEBOOK! JUST DELETE THE DAMN GROUP!