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  1. Deuce
    Pfah. I thought you were already on the list. We've already outsized a Skyvan. And Boyfalldown will have the over-the-top camera slot. I'll be getting video from inside along with VDSchoor, hopefully.
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    Amazon AvgJoe Biker Babe Brains--I'll even wear a suit with grippers and shit.Cool ChrisQ Hipgnosis Deuce Gholder Gremlin (will Vicki per playing too Adam?) KarenJ Kevin Bryan (I don't know his logon) Mouth Prephect Remster Skykittykat VCKrusi (Vic) VCKrusi (Connie) Vdschoor Vt1977 ? Greybeard Hugs back, HotMamaMonkey
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    That, JimmyT, is a cool story.
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    DZ.com RW Challenge

    Deuce replied to okalb's topic in The Bonfire

    I catapult a cow in your general direction!
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    GHolder will be there along with both Krusi's, (VCKrusi) Vic and Connie (DZM's of Byron), Kevin too. ChrisQ is planning on coming out, so we got him, too. Wyatt, you out there? You gonna be at DZ.Holiday Boogie?
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    DZ.com RW Challenge

    Deuce replied to okalb's topic in The Bonfire

    Nah, Remsterator is supposedly in charge. However, Remtard getting suggestions from G-Money will sound an awful lot like King Arthur talking to the French Knights on the castle wall.
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    Dude, you absolutely style in your Class A's. Do that. Serious. JP
  8. Deuce
    So I go out and my daughter picks out a 8 foot Douglas Fir or whatever. None of us can do better so we get it. Sign says 8 footers are $79 bucks. I'm ready to chisel when I get to the front of the line and the guy says $24.00. I'm like, uh, OK! Happy days and the house smells cool! How is your tree hunting coming?
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    DZ.com RW Challenge

    Deuce replied to okalb's topic in The Bonfire

    Allright. For mushiness, I'll never forget that sunny afternoon you chose my lap to curl up in while MonoUno was off doing something important. As to records. The G-Monster, Gareth Holder, will be staying with me and BoyFallDown at the Super8 and I will guarantee he will be at his European Continent Organizing Finest. He'll be in it whether he's organizing or just carping from the inside. I wager half of the Byron crew will be in the thing, and since Roy is going to be in Florida, none of the Eloy Byron crew is going to go low! Bwah! I won't participate in any of the record this and that organizing nonsense. Skybitch still has the record for Most Huge Skydiving Names On A Thousandth jump, and I am very proud to have been in that number. Regardless, peeps, it's about fun. Regardless of that, SkyDiveArizona will kick the Gator Ass. That Is All. JP
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    DZ.com RW Challenge

    Deuce replied to okalb's topic in The Bonfire

    Sorry Jake, I forgot to put the cute little smiley things in and I forget that me being a smartass to you looks like regular rudeness to folks that don't know we're friends. Well we were before you went all "Alligator-Boogie" on me. Every time one of these contests comes up people get all crazy about the rules. Bless them. I nominate Remtard to be in charge of the AZ group and Andrea to be in charge of the FLA group. Then the rest of us only have to get into our slots. Edit: MonoUno is gonna be down there, right? I vote Chuck for FLA record rep. Him and his Southern accent arguing with the Franadian on the phone would be worth almost a block of tickets!
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    DZ.com RW Challenge

    Deuce replied to okalb's topic in The Bonfire

    You failed to note that I did not ask you. See, that is how you know your opinion matters to me. And right now I'm sitting here with my dog. Pretty cool that you could devine that she was female.
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    Stop equivocating. Set the date and they will come. If there are no other RW event things organized by Bets, set it as the 28th, and it's on!
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    December 30th. Unless somebody can come up with something better. JP
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    DZ.com RW Challenge

    Deuce replied to okalb's topic in The Bonfire

    Nah. It's Eloy vs. Z-Hills! Both DZ's are gonna have lots of international visitors as well as US jumpers from all over. I'm thinking December 30 as the date, cause we are gonna lose some folks to outside New Years Eve parties etc. One post prior to the opening day of the boogie seems appropriate, say, December 23?
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    Not really. I just got a cool e-mail from Holland from the guys who are putting together a wingsuit-specific DVD from the Herc boogie. Made me think of this post. Nice to know at least you are reading them!
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    Woman. Yes. I especially like it when you are doing RW, and that massive low pressure area over your back gets that vapor thing, like at the intakes of an F-14 Tomcat engine. Yes, on your red belly!
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    It's still cool.
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    Moreover, those knuckleheads are talking smack about setting some new RW record. I think we should maybe try and set a new record on the same day with taunting interstate phone calls. And subsequent drunken boasting victory calls from the SDA crew once the sun goes down! Bwah!
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    The views on climb from both Otay and Skydive SoCal are magnificent. Out over the placid Southern California Pacific Coast just north of Mexico, then back to jump just north of the border. Otay is a little better due to the lake, but the landing area is a little tighter. Otay is a land-and-walk vs. Skydive SoCal's land-and-bus, like Hollister. And Monterey. All beautiful.
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    Dude, she humped my leg at a world record jump, in front of hundreds, on behalf of SkyBitch. If she's doing in on purpose, for money, you will surely die.
  21. Deuce
    You're all supermodel famous now, so I'll go one further...
  22. Deuce
    Well, I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.
  23. Deuce
    It'll be nicer if you go next time. There's some good pictures of Gareth and Kate in there. I miss Swedish breakfast food. Boiled eggs, great buttered bread, salami, yogurt over kashi, cheese and coffee. And Finns to drink with every night. Salmiakki. Mmmmmmm. And Sauna. Drunk coed beer-on-the-floor sauna. Naked. If I can avoid Cpox and his malevolent camera next time, it will be the perfect boogie experience.
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    Pictures of me! ME! I've forwarded my select photos to the HercBoogie video folks, but they're not up yet. But some of the best video/photo folks in Europe's are, and I made some of them. Man, that was just the best time. Check out the galleries: http://www.herculesboogie.com/04/gallery.htm If you have the jump numbers and the cash, it's just the best freaking boogie. Thanks again to all those volunteers and the Swedish Special Forces for making it happen. With the exception of Matthias (who's evidently been in America too long ) the Swedes just rock!
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    You should negotiate with them. Tell them you will actually work a full half-day every day instead of 1 hour work/7 hours postwhoring. In exchange you should score about another month of paid vacation.