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The "beer bong" was a biggie in my day. Two or three beers in a clear plastic tube swallowed in a gulp. I just heard about a wine snorkel and figured I'm slightly out of touch. What're some of the ways people are getting plastered before they learn better?
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I got a house and a credit score of 800. -You were saying?
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Of our natural European mojo. I'm greater than 50% european...do I have mojo? you might have some.. but the true natural European mojo only resides in 100% Europeans.. You are both just white men over here
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Remind me to tell you the Red Robin story. Gareth, Ugh.
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So please update it, Kim. I care about you and the sport, and I'm not alone. What limited experience I have is more likely to be shared with someone like you, who is working hard to get the experience necessary to teach others, than to share with someone who is inexperienced and has a desire to teach at the minimum allowable skill level. I'm glad you chose to participate in the game. My team is exclusively first-year 8 year olds, with one third-year 12 year old who just can't be bothered to come to practice. (my league is 8 to 12 years old, so we are obviously getting the crap kicked out of us every game, but we are taking great pride in our improvement) The 12 year old hates getting beat. She could have been a real motivator to our little ones, but she has chosen to have other things be more important. You may just be the motivator that turns that team around next year. I hope so. JP
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You are a much better softball player than you are a tandem master (you're brand-new, and actually have pretty low numbers for a tandem master) Honor your commitment to your team. You may choose skydiving over softball from now on, but finish softball big! Remember why you play!
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Suh-Weeeeeeeeeeee-Den! Jump out of the Herc all week!
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Re: [Liemberg] Gus Wing Hit By Otter At Deland
Deuce replied to -Barry-'s topic in Safety and Training
To add to what Bill said, it's clear that you know something of regulation, from your website. Coupled, however, with your stated ignorance of the skydiving industry, your criticism chafes. Skydiving, you may discover through experiencing it, is one of those things that is in actuality quite unlike what people expect. So before stating that something about skydiving is "ridiculous" and somewhat condescendingly advocating some regulation or other to make it less so, spend a summer packing parachutes and skydiving. -
1980, baby!
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You are correct, sir!
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I print them with a mass producer on printable media DVD's I got to produce the Dropzone.com boogie DVD's PM me for a quote. I am a cheap as can be. Whorishly so. What you can do is pre-menu a single DVD with your "commercial" and I can print the DVD's with the graphics and the intro which you then dub the tandem to. I'm sure anybody who does duplication can do this, but my overhead is nada. Contact me if you're interested. JP
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You want me to take folic acid? er...Ok. No. You appear to need to be tossed like when a sheet gets lifted over a king-sized bed. Something more like that. Unless you can get some good acid? (like I'd know )
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I haven't looked in there for 91,000 posts. I've decided to take a peek every 100 thousand or so. I find I miss Talkback, which mixed politics with anything posted by GFD. Kinda like cioppino, a nice mixed stew, rather than just a giant radioactive steaming heap of vitriol.
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You have a serious hump in your back. (Old-school slang. As in: "that girl needs somebody to take the hump out of her back!") Take the vitamin M with boxed wine. No point in wasting the good Evita shit!
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Good luck. You know I won mine in Superior Court, but the decision isn't binding on the politician I worked for. That's how it works when they write the laws. I'm sure, like me, you'll be glad just to get some closure. JP
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Damnfino how it works. It does!
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Who on Dropzone.com do you think is a HOT PIECE OF ASS!
Deuce replied to JRock's topic in The Bonfire
My life was near-about complete when a prominent DZ.commer told me that if I wasn't married she'd be on me "like white on rye!" The sorta thing that makes life worth living! -
Cigular Treo 650 Palm phone. Amazing interface. Like dial up, but a little faster, and on a phone. Amazingly wicked-cool! I log on though my regular process on the phone, I see the pictures of Betsy and everything on the home page, select what I want from the forums, and post. Very convenient for making church more interesting.
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OMG. It worked. OK, I own a device vastly superior to Spock's tricorder. Very scary. Wicked cool. BillVon had something to do with this. Wow. JP
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Literally. This post is from my Cingular Treo 650 phone. I'm savoir faire, I post from everywhere!
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Are you OK? Ha ha.. um.. yeah just fine, it was just that my shoelaces were flopping around and it was distracting Since Bonnie was making fun of her husband, I wanted to flatter him on his mad photography skillz.. that way he is all nice and humble again this weekend She has some other husband than Matthias? She's resourceful, that Bonnie.
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You can call me "Your Excellence", "Your Astounding Magnificence" or...
Deuce replied to Deuce's topic in The Bonfire
Coach. I love the practices. I absolutely hate the games. We just got blasted by the freaking "Angels". Just remember the girls when dealing with the coaches and refs. The girls. The girls. I'm OK now. -
People from Holland. Who speak Hollish. Isn't that "vierd"?