Deuce

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  1. I'm using the DZ.com search engine of real people, many of whom I know . I have a very basic website, but I hope to learn and improve it as I learn more about the program. Actually, I just came back from Barnes and Noble after looking at what they had, and thought I might get an opinion from somebody here who maybe had good or bad experience with some product.
  2. Could somebody please recommend a good tutorial? Thanks!
  3. Deuce

    Remster is gay.

    Dang, Holmes, why the hostility? Cramps?
  4. If he doesn't wear the lavender shirt and the thong at a National competition, he doesn't deserve a damned thing.
  5. It's a poor permanent choice for somebody your age. Take a year? Yeah. It's one thing to own a home and have a garden, and love to garden. It's a whole nother thing to be a dirt farmer who can be wiped out by bad weather. If you've got a trust fund or a retirement, sure. If you plan to get married and raise kids, it's a tough choice to put on them.
  6. Sorry to miss you. I'll be out of town.
  7. That's not what you were saying on bath night. Being the parent of well-disciplined children I probably agree with you more emphatically than the single people. That, and I pay for public school and send them to parochial school.
  8. A couple more. I am really looking forward to jumping with you all again. JP
  9. Hey all. I found these pics on a card I rarely use, and I'm glad I did. Thank you so much for your hospitality! I jumped with Skreamer and Stumpy again at Holiday Boogie in AZ. Cpox, too. Cheers!
  10. In a pub situation I think this is a pretty good likeness of The Poxon. He has gifted the world with truly hideous pictures of me, but I think this is a good likeness of the man. A very nice time in a pub in London!
  11. Oh, that's good! I thought you might have been serious. They have changed some liturgy stuff, which always cranks up the old-timers. Nacho-flavored host and a nice India Pale Ale would be a welcome change from time to time, though! "The blood of Christ?" "Hit me!"
  12. Yep, I'm staying in Camp Curry this weekend. The waterfalls should be HAULING!
  13. Any information on rig or canopy? I realize the need for circumspection, but some details would be appreciated. The media reports sound somewhat like a cutaway occurred. If necessary, please PM me. More appropriate to ask here, or in incidents? JP
  14. Did you do that so I could remain a current sequential world record holder, Remi? You are so sweet! Did they make you jump out of the short yellow plane?
  15. To which I answer: "Yeah, I took all of them."
  16. I've got one, I'm digging it. I've got the AOL for PDA software, and that is working good. I've had a Palm for years, so this is just the coolest, not having to carry two devices. I've got an aluminum case for it that I like.
  17. Look it up, maggot.
  18. Who the f*ck are you talking about? BillDammitVonNovack even capped on me at Holidayboogie for having gotten soft. Any skinny little butt of mine belongs to one of my children.... Wierdo.
  19. Yellow Tail Shiraz, soon to be followed by Woodbridge Merlot. The kids are dynamite. Haven't seen this one?
  20. Just imagine! I remember eating some of the best luau food ever, with you! Plus you smack an ass like a professional dominatrix!
  21. Don't want a clicky. Want permanent, "Oh-shit-I-posted-that-when-I-was-hammered" kind of stuff. What are you up to, you giant hourglass crazywoman?
  22. "SMACK" you lying, giant bi*tch! You do too wish you were here!
  23. What's up? It's 5, the kids are at talent show practice. I'm drinking wine. Habbachu?
  24. Here comes the point of no return. Oops, there it went! (after hookup) You feel nice and secure now? Good. A false sense of security is better than nothing at all. "Hey Deuce! Does that ankle-bracelet your parole officer put on you work at this altitude?" "I understand the Methadone keeps you from getting sick, but does it get you high like the smack did?" "You ever get that feeling like you are forgetting something?" "My first skydive was a night-water jump. I closed my eyes and peed my pants" "I shouldn't have taken all that cough syrup" Travel. Come skydive with us at the Byron Boogie this fall. We do patois like no other.