Deuce

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  1. That dry little biscuit needs a little butter.
  2. Deuce

    Heteros

    Congratulations on your 4 year anniversary! Just think Narci, unless you wear a "Gay And Proud" shirt everywhere you go, people will assume that you, too, are oppressed! Think of the gift of telling all those sympathetic (80% of the population!) people that no, I'm not oppressed, I'm Gay! Instant relief to the person guilty of oppressing you! What a gift!
  3. I agree that the customer doesn't know how much body flight skill the roll takes. But I do. It's impressive. I agree that the best shot from most consumer's perspective is the shot from below with the aircraft in the background. Using the "Sports" setting on the shutter makes the props look real cool, too. That plus you get a better slo-mo.
  4. I'll be in Sedona, AZ with my family. Thanks for the suggestion B-squared!
  5. CHECK THIS OUT! One of the guys travelling with me to Eloy (the other one is Cornholio) OWNS A TANK! It's a fairy British tank, OK it's just an APC, but it's cool! Norcal rollin in! I'm checkin out! Good God this is gonna be fun. http://www.sys.uea.ac.uk/~ben/tank/ Go ahead, crash his server
  6. Hey, if he gets really out of control, he'll pull some silly sh*t in the Women's forum and Bytch will beat the cr*p out of his SF groupie hide.
  7. Oooh. Brutal. If your feet smell like ass, what the heck does that leave for your feet to smell like?
  8. Does the Assmonkey have a tail? Is he tailless like Curious George? Does he shit in the kitchen?
  9. Deuce

    FRIDAY HAIKU!!

    Productivity My boss is so retarded Let me get work done
  10. Grand Canyon donkey ride?
  11. Yes. I'm familiar with the, uh, culture. You seem like you either need to break some teeth or maybe get horizontal with a groupie. So whatcha drinkin? I'm off in 45 minutes. I may just get a traveller for the ride home. Let my kids stand on the seat in front of the airbag and drunk drive in the rain! Sounds like a country song! How 'bout some lyrics ASSMONKEY!
  12. You get it! F*cking planet!
  13. Dude, are you just sitting there waiting for some Marines on pass to come in and fight? Outta control!
  14. Dude, are you a mean drunk?grrrr. You naked in the shower with a dog.....where the hell is Clay today anyway?
  15. Dude, you should see me surf my new Spectre when they don't have the ground on the "high" setting!
  16. Nathaniel is goin VX! And he's goin there drunk!
  17. Hey, I'm a vidiot, I got gaffer's tape for days (in electric blue and black!) Show me how to tape somebody to the tail of a plane! Maybe a fish?
  18. Countdown to greenie.....3, 2, 1....
  19. Is the one in the middle a DZ.commer? http://www.perriscam.com/Images4/dsg44440.JPG
  20. WHoo! Hooo! Good to hear from you! Hidey-ho! JP
  21. Yeah, I had my DNA modified so that my offspring wouldn't have to ring the bell at the church for scraps!
  22. Argh. Bushmills in the Carolinas, Sebazz partying in SoCal, must resist.... Why? Must take children to Christmas play Saturday. See attached, could you tell them no? ELOY!
  23. I been wondering the same thing. LUMMMM-MEEEEEE! WHERE ARRRRRRE YOUUUUUU?
  24. Oh. Now it's raining like mad here. My building is moldy, I'm writing a suspension on an employee for misconduct, and it's Friday. No skydiving this weekend due to rain. I could be sitting in a bar with you and Skymonkey One, drinking Bushmills and listening to war stories from Honduras? Oh, the pain.....