Deuce
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Sounds like you wanted to do something nice, and don't expect anything in return. This year isn't over, and that act goes in the "good" column. I don't believe in random acts of kindness. I believe kindness is something that must be worked on constantly and diligently. What a kind day you had! At every junction where you had to choose, you chose to do the right thing, even when the easy thing would be to take a nap, or say that helping your Nana was all the kindness that could reasonably be expected out of you, you sucked it up and were kind. I call those more difficult acts of kindness "bricks in my house in heaven", kinda jokingly. As in "the weather's perfect and I could video 4 tandems, but I'm supposed to go see my kids sing for 5 minutes in a play, and that operation will take all day. I better have a nice d*mn house when I get to heaven!" Nicely done. And I like the bow on the butt picture too. Is it a gift?
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Dude, you gotta get this about the Marine Corps too, don't you? After they get out everybody was Force Recon. "Yeah, I speak Russian,....when I feel like it"
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I'm the guy that gets called by the new or prospective employer. I get these letters. Don't mention the postion elsewhere. Without it, it's perfect. Your new job could go sideways. Let your boss ask you about your new job if she's interested. "I got offered a job where I get to shoot guns. My last day is Friday"
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Then the hybrid record will be set on Friday. And that's that.
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Hybrid skydives require the baggy suits to belly fly to set them up, it's a great thing!
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Shiner Bocks? What, are those the guys that drive the little cars in parades wearing Morroco Mole hats? Do they pack for you or something?
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Oh, so the wierd sex act originated in Fort Worth and not West Texas? Whatever. BTFU!
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What the hell is "meert"? If it's some weird West Texas sex act, BTFU!
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Wrapping presents. I don't mean that my wrap jobs are less than perfect. I mean a present wrapped by me is an astonishingly, aggressively, in-your-face-obviously-wrapped-by-a-man BADLY wrapped. It's still lots of fun, but compared to the origami creations that most women I know create, with neatly folded corners, and creased ends, they're funny to look at. MAN-WRAPPED! YEEE-HAW! Merry Christmas!
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Wowee. KA-chink! KA-chink!
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OK B-squared! A couple pounds of organically grown, rain-forest friendly, even OK to drink in Berkeley, Dark French Roast will be on hand Friday morning. And I'll be roasted and bold Saturday night after eating cactus tacos and drinking tequila nig-nogs with the DZ.posse.
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Bwahhhhh! Ouch! (holding side) Awwwwhahahahhbhebwahhhhh!
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(Opening beer: Pssst-clink) "Dayum! Lookit it rain, Geez. It's really comin down, huh?....dayum."
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Context, cgross, context! Just having a little fun I love you guys. Especially for stuff like this: http://www.weather.com/weather/local/85231?lswe=85231&lwsa=WeatherLocalUndeclared
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So why do the newbies get to do the shitty job? I knew a guy who was a new county sheriff, and for the first year and a half, all he did was speed trap, and writing tickets. He hated it so much that he went back to the army. It's paying your dues. When he started in the Army he got the crappy jobs too.
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I can't believe you guys are having a geek weather website duel. What about here? People who should be skydiving instead of websurfing weather sites.com
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There's a START button on here somewhere? I gotta call DoIT......
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Fellas, these aren't generally prison guards. They're usually Deputy Sheriff newbies who would much rather be out on patrol. The decision to loaf these high-profile cowards was most likely made by the Sheriff of that County himself. Every day when he has lunch, citizens are dogging him about not just shooting those crap-weasels in the rec-yard. The folks in that area are much more pissed off about it then us, cause they were terrorized by these losers for a couple of weeks. That Sheriff has failed in is professional, ethical responsibilities. You're aquaintance who boasts of shooting people is probably a liar. Every Deputy and Cop I ever knew who went looking to beat up inmates and suspects eventually got his ass kicked in by one. You'd ask "How'd you get that scar on your eye?" and you'd get to listen to them lie.
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Oh Lisa, think of the fun you could have. Some Force-Recon group of snakeaters getting ready to deploy, talked their CO into letting them get civilian spec ram-airs under an "experimental" program. They're setting up to go, got the sub-guns, got the new ceramic armor, faces painted, badass Uuuuu-rah attitude fully engaged and BLAMMO the reserve pop-tops are all bright florescent pink. That purchasing weenie would just disappear off the face of the planet, and he'd never bug you again.....
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Oh yeah, like I'm really gonna send two rigs in an unlocked bag!
Deuce replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
I've got a Pelican 1660, a giant wheeled case for my rigs, camera gear, and suits. It costs about $80 to ship it within the state one-way. This sucks. Oh, and I put guns in there too sometimes. "Why are you driving to Arizona?" See above -
Clay, many of those knife dealers will sell automatics to civilians, and put the onus of whether or not it's legal to possess them on the buyer.
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Jess, you must be choosing to do some other type of conspicuous consumption with the treasure gained from trading your time for some capitalists evil plans. Git in AggieDave's Truck!
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It's cool! They fall OFF! Like falling off a fence, and then since I'm wearing my RW suit with booties in a full track, the birdman zooms up and away. Yeah, and Jairo, if they're back there they can grasp your hipring straps where they attach to the container. It seems that if they're up higher, their legs push the wing out and down next to where it attaches to the torso of the birdman. If they're too far back they make it hard for the birdman to spread his legs and the tail of the suit. I don't know if thats the right way to do it, but I have seen that method work pretty good.
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Stick, wet noodle, whatever it takes....
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whooped. steve Yepper. On demand Take a guess on what I get everyday?