Deuce
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Phooey. Just don't look at me and think those thoughts! Big glass of TANG is in order Viking!
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Hey, tomorrow they'll be clean, though!
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That's just a little bit TOO much butter.
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B-squared is enfuego today. Hey, Bets, I needed to wear green and red for that parade last week, so I take the "Surf's Up" shirt out, put it on and tell the Mrs. "Lets go!". We both laughed so hard we cried. We figured the shirt might be a little, uh, "casual" for the parents of "Most Holy Rosary Elementary". What a great T-shirt for a parade though, "Brownies coming through! Back The F*ck Up!"
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Raining buckets, coming down at a 45 degree angle about 45 degrees fahrenheit Beautiful picture Viking!
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Ooh. I get to video the zoomie chick!
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I have a .40...I have a .40....and I need 1000Rds by the end of April for school!!! You gonna be at Eloy?
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Thank you, BillDammitVonNovack.
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F*ck You! You Texas Aggie Gun-Nut! Dave, do you have a .40? I've got a ton of .40 ammo and no more .40's (got rid of the 229's when I got the Glock .45's) Federal hydra-shock. Maybe we could work something out at Eloy F*cking Gun nuts.......
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No, I don't get Skydiving Is it on your website?
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Too much math for me For me it's all about "enough", to be happy with "enough". Could I have laughed more, yes, did I laugh enough, yes. Good year. Same thing for loving, good conversation, skydives, and getting laid. You could almost always have more, but you have to learn how to be happy with "enough".
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If you can hook the shutter release up, and it floats your boat otherwise, go for it! Please write a review for us vidiots when you do. (Hey QUADE, how 'bout that D-60!) I'm really anxious to go digital because it will allow me to get instant feedback on my stills technique. I don't get to see many of my stills, and by the time I do I've forgotten the details of the shoot, and am just glad I've got the pictures framed well. I think it would be great, and that Minolta is about half the price of some of the "pro" digicams. (Hey BONZO, how 'bout those Santa-helmet pics!) -Guys and gals, the Bonz has this great Pro-tec with a Santa hat glued on, and I took stills of him jumping out of the Kingair with it a couple weeks ago.
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Oh, man, if the unit was prehensile, if it could "shake it's own hand", the species would be doomed.
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Dude, he's a Skymonkey! That prehensile tail sneaks around the drink cart like a tarantula on a hotplate! With every "Are we there yet?" he snatches up another little bottle of booze, passes them to Assmonkey, and squeezes the flight attendants butt! Is it the season of egg-nig-noggery?
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I would only be in favor of the flat tax if there were no exemptions. Look, I would probably pay slightly more, cause I work the exemptions route to the hilt, and have a great ex-IRS accountant do my taxes. But with a flat tax, I'd do them myself, or have the money escrowed or whatever from my paycheck. There's so much inertia in the damn tax system that I doubt it will ever change. Oh, and you are a god, by the way (small "g"). Very spectacular and cool accomplishment, the 300 way!
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Never pass up an opportunity to postwhore: When I was at OCS about a million years ago, I thought this was really odd. On Sunday, the Drill Instructor says, in very, very bad Alabama English; "How many uh Y'all Catholics?" -some hands- "How many uh Y'all Protestants?" -some hands- "How many uh Y'all didn't put you're hand up?" -some hands "Y'all Protestants now"
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I believe that when my kids know I am not watching them they think that God is, and it helps them to do the right thing. I believe they will move away from organized religion when they become adults, and they will move back to it when they have children of their own.
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The WIC program is the best one of it's kind. Poor mothers get coupons for "free" food, but it's all nutritious stuff pregnant ladies and new babies need to eat to be healthy. Long ago I worked a cash register at a grocery store, and I got steamed when people would buy a hundred dollars worth of steaks on food stamps. I think a federal flat tax on every dollar over $24,000 per person would be fair. It's more fair if you live outside the Bay Area, but that's a California problem.
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Anybody ever built a Belly mount set up?
Deuce replied to hkollross's topic in Photography and Video
Bonzo, you whack-bastard! Post those santa pics I took of you! Now! I don't know anything about belly mounts, but I know tracking! Oh, that's right, you taught me tracking Whasssuuuuppp!! -
A fine looking lad
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Well that will depend upon the flavor of the day.....Army, Navy, Marine or Airforce..... Well, the Army ones will have the yellow stripe, the Marine one's will have the red stripe, I guess the zoomie ones will be just blue.... Silly ballerina. Shall I bring my water-balloon catapult? I can lob an A-cup balloon about 200 yards with it!
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I read you five by five. The Michele jump shall be a hybrid. It will be REAL tough to beat the 8 way hybrid funnel we pulled at Perris. But we will try
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Just the dentist? True disagreements require helicopter rides! Trust me.
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Oh, they hate that! Whenever they show up, ask if there's a police officer available. When they say "Ma'am I'm a police officer" ask then "Then why does your badge say "Traffic Officer"? I was a Deputy Sheriff for three years, and a municipal cop for 10. Skydiving is all the fun of kicking the door and serving a felony warrant on an armed suspect without any of the shooting