Deuce
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You and Cajones just rock. I got 15 over three days. Six over the formation loads, One over the Georgia Tech 4 way team (Thanks very much Jairo!) Two hybrids (that 6 way zipper exit that Craig used out of the Van is the key to launching that nine way hybrid, -next time) One head-down with Mujie (one word-"Lasik"!) My Rodrigues brothers initiation hoop jump (still gotta do the body shot off a bumpy brother) Four assorted belly loads. It was supercoolio.
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Me. Cause I gave up my balloon slot to you cause I was too gimpy to get out of the gondola, and because I lent you my rig. And because I am an utterly shameless legrider. OK, I disqualified myself when I peed on your bike (JK), so it has to be Betsy. She facilitated the best get together of us DZ.commers in history, and without her getting us a gathering place, organizing dinner, putting together the formation loads with the best coach on the planet, we would not be as happy about meeting each other as we were. And I'm infatuated with her. And Lisa. And..... I'll go find an acoustic band to fall on now....
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Hey, you definitely win "most improved" RW flier! From jump one to jump six in our formation loads you really took a quantum leap. Keep it up! I wish my knees were in good enough shape to have done some FF with you, but NEXT TIME! I'll have the video out to you and the rest early next week
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So when's the next one? Miss you already Lisa Mujie is wearing her cool black and red Hawaiin floral FF suit, she says to the crowd at large, "Who wants to take me head-down?". At that point I proved that a human can move faster than the speed of light. A half-hour later we're head-down out of the Otter. Nice video too. Her contacts dried out as we approached the 200 mph mark and she threw me away like so much trash. Lisa, I still owe you a Van step-hang exit, but that yank-count out of the Otter will have to hold both of us until next time!
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I've got video of the forked one jumping out of a balloon over the desert near Eloy with Mouth and GentleBen. I've got to photoshop him or something so he's wearing a burkha. He's wearing the coolest Wings rig you've ever seen though......
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Yeah, I got it. On video. You can hear the shriek of the crowd as soon as the roar of the giant rotary engines fade. VROOOM! EEEEEK!
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KatieB! Howdie! I'll put a compilation DVD together this week. Everybody on the formation loads will get one, it will include all my photos, the fluffage, and the jumps. Corndog, if you edited out my most blind-drunk moments, thank you. And thanks for driving us around when we were drunk. Couldn't have done it without you!
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I was freaking. I fell into the fire, crashed the band, and mounted B-squared in a restaurant. Please don't let me have photographed the unit too .... Whew. Not me.
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Oh, Sunny Delight, you should see the bruise on the back of my right arm! But I saved the camera Told you it would be epic.
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I should be in the Bent Prop. Christmas went OK. The inlaws were civil, I got the stuff I wanted. The Mrs. is happy, the kids are happy, I'm packed. Put the gear box in the bed manana, 10-8. Pick up the Cornholio, get Ben at Phoenix 13 hours later, drop our gear at the Super 8 Eloy (5 stars from skydivers!) and drink a pitcher of beer and several shots with the .commers. Merry Christmas folks. You have been a blessing to me in the last year, as our community is small, and during the week I otherwise would have no one to talk about my passion with. I hope during the rest of my days I get to meet all of you, and take an airbath. Cheers. Sincerely. The Deuceman.
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Me and the Cornholio pull out in 12 hours. Well, I gotta pull out and an hour later I'm picking him up, and THEN we're heading out. See you there. JP
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Uh, oh. What room am I in? Aren't I supposed to throw my underwear at you or something to get my key?
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Me, Cornholio, and Ben. (Horshack voice) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Yep, they dig it.
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I'm inviting myself. That way you can prove it happened. Ooh. Sunset tracking dive out of the Van, some fill-flash going against an orange sunset, chug contest waiting in the landing area.... Heaven. Oh, and Lisa, I gotta wait two more days too. Wah. JP
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My brother, do you realize the initials of the second one are S -N- M? Summer is good, though. Keep the names convenient for shouting. Anything more than two syllables is too hard to shout when you've lost your patience, and then they laugh at you.
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No, great one. I'll be taking my pickup down Thursday night with Cornholio, picking a guest up at Phoenix International, hitting the bent prop about 8:30 for a couple hours and then jumping Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Sober up, pick up the family at the airport Monday, new years horseback riding with the wife and kids.
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Such a sad trial: "Isn't it true, Shyqueetah, that you agreed to have intercourse with my client for the sum of one hundred dollars" "Yeah. But I didn't say nothin about him f*cking me up the *ss while he put that cattle-prod upside my head!" "Objection!"
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A'ight den. Sow goo.
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Bite me, snow-boy! I got me a date with over 60 people! The semi-annual Muenkel-funnel will take place Friday AM. Words that rhyme with Zoo-Dive?
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I'm thinking you'll be hard-pressed to avoid one "Who are all those loud, laughing people?" "I dunno. Some online dating service or something"
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Misery loves company. Drugs undoubtedly provide escape, and most people need to escape from something. Drink a 6-pack and escape into alcohol intoxication, bongload, couple lines, a few crosstops, smoke a little heroin... It all provides escape. When a group gets together and does the escape substance of their choice, they usually want company. In a psychological sense, "high" is a place. It is somewhere else from sober, and they want you to join them there. You're cool. So, if you don't feel like going, don't go. Think of it as a Tractor Pull, or something. If the group that's pressuring you wanted you to go see something you KNEW was really, really stupid (and some people think souped-up tractors pulling sleds with weights on them throught mud pretty stupid) you'd probably have no problem saying 'no'. When they ask you to join them at the tractor pull, say what you think, and ask what they're doing when they get back.
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you make too much money.
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I'm better. One of my clerks is leaving, so I bought her a pair of handcuffs as a going away gift. Had 'em engraved with her name. No. She just got hired as a Deputy and starts the Academy in two weeks. I'm so proud of her!