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  1. Deuce
    Bow, bow, bow!
  2. Deuce
    You are being ridiculous. When SQ1 JP calls in your measurements in to the Flite Suit folks they would ask him when he started selling gear to kids. Pfah.
  3. Deuce
    When ordering bagels in Georgia, one must be careful. The question to the baker of "I'd like a bagel" is often returned with the questions "A big 'ole what? Like a big 'ole biskit?"
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    Bad mood

    Deuce replied to Vallerina's topic in The Bonfire

    Go somewhere nice for lunch with someone who's company you enjoy. Have a glass of good wine. Do nothing the rest of the day but revel in the fact that you are about 15 feet higher than yesterday.
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    Toasted Noah's bagels with veggie schmear is so good. I'm hungry
  6. Deuce
    "You're not the Highway Patrol, you can't stop me on the freeway" and drive off. -A classic.
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    Dude, they're custom made in Davis, right down the street from where you were sitting, drunk, during the American Boogie. See, they're intimidated to make mine, cause I'm such a legend in my own mind. Well, for yours they just have to keep calling SQ1 JP to confirm "Those colors? Really?!"
  8. Deuce
    Oreos are the perfect food. Ladies and gentlemen, this thread has been hijacked and taken to the third world. Thank you and goodnight!
  9. Deuce
    I know an unfortunate lot about violence. The willingness to commit it is the best deterrence. Look at my shutterfly site. This guy is a focused jumper and has a studied lack of fear. That generates respect in other men capable of violence that prevents the same. I am in full "snatch the pebbles from my hand, grasshopper, mode" Somebody stop me! HAHAR!
  10. Deuce
    Nah. Too tired. Just nice cookies, a glass of Merlot, and a welcome snuggle.
  11. Deuce
    No. Antioch. Married time often enough to bother to stay married.
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    PC in tow

    Deuce replied to ManBird's topic in Wing Suit Flying

    Chuck, both my Wings W-10's have insanely long bridles (like 92 inches) and huge pilot chutes. That's what you are talking about, right? GTi jumps this weekend. JP
  13. Deuce
    I missed the beginning of the thread. But I have discussed asskicking with Hookitt and he could have broken the crap out of any hijacker who tried to take him weaponless. And Freeflyz is just a freak. He lives in the desert and has a Skyvan as a limo. I have fundamentally destructive tendencies I try to overcome with studied acts of kindness, to limited results. I ate some chocolate chip cookies tonight. With red wine. Very, very good. Maybe married time later. Who knows?
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    I had to make some changes on how the photos were saved on Shutterfly, so the site address changed a little. Now its: http://www.shutterfly.com/progal/album.jsp?aid=768a5498cefb871b15e8 I remembered that Quade had done some research that showed the pictures printed better with my 10D with some settings different than the default. Squeak, that's Anita. One of the most beautiful women in the world. You'll find her freeflying in some of my earlier pictures with a guy (Keith) in a blue and white jumpsuit. Poetry in motion. JP
  15. Deuce
    Calmate, amigo. They don't give out that beret you wear for nothing. Wonder if the guy who took the photo was wearing the camera on his head? Probably held it out the door and took it. What a pussy.
  16. Deuce
    They'd have to pay me a lot more, though.
  17. Deuce
    Don't be stupid. Use someone else's extension.
  18. Deuce
    3 Spectres (1X170 and 2X150)and 3 PDR's (1X176 and 2X143) PD143R saved my life. What's not to like?
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    On the massive and lush turf landing area of Eloy (Either of them!) that burn-rash thing wouldn't have happened. We will NOT be jumping in our shorts at Eloy at the end of December. Brrr, baby, brrrrrrrr! JP
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    hey didn't you say this was your first???? BEER!!!! Technical first. My first freefall kiss was my Mrs. on our 16th anniversary on Friday the 13th of last year. So you were only my first extramarital freefall kiss. OK, I'll bring some beer on Saturday. Of course, one of BoyFallDown's Crew Dogs kissed me in the Otter while I was filming 4 way last year. But that was just weird and not worth celebration.
  21. Deuce
    She was skydiving with ME! What could be more fun?! ( I got a kiss later too! )
  22. Deuce
    Biggest news to me on that site is that DropZone.com was listed by the BBC as a "related internet site" Pretty cool, Sangiro-san!
  23. Deuce
    Oh, gosh. Forget about 4 different restaurants providing whatever kind of great food you might want. Luis is gonna be there!
  24. Deuce
    Here, let me do for you what the government pays me for. Cost-benefit analysis: Most DZ.meatheads per dollar, per annum = DZ.Eloy'03. I'll even let you do your makeup and your hair before I feature you in this little video project I'm doing there.
  25. Deuce
    That, Lori, is love, pure and simple.