Deuce
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You drunkmonkeysunafabitch. I am not at Rantoul and I am sucking down Merlot. I am therefore sucking. Bastard.
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ok, we are going to set a new dz.com hybrid record.. at the Byron Boogie!!
Deuce replied to chopchop's topic in The Bonfire
Sandi is taller than your current standard. I have a wonderful exit video of you and your pilot, though. Come to Byron, Come to Byron..... -
Linda, I'm sorry for the performance of your sponsored atheletes. But if you can help me out with a full face helmet for a deserving coach, I GUARANTEE you more gratitude and salesmanship than you have ever seen. I have loved both the skydives I've shared with you! I got it on video, so it happened!
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ok, we are going to set a new dz.com hybrid record.. at the Byron Boogie!!
Deuce replied to chopchop's topic in The Bonfire
Quit whining you cute woman. And stop giving details of you love life with Roy. Hearing it damaged me enough. What are the rules? What constitutes the DZ.hybrid record? And LizzieB would just make out with whatever cute blonde chick was handy. I'm thinking Skybaby for any Byron attempt. -
Lick whatever lines are loose. When you wake up, call an electrician. He might be cute.
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ok, we are going to set a new dz.com hybrid record.. at the Byron Boogie!!
Deuce replied to chopchop's topic in The Bonfire
Roy, I think that Sangiro is paying those huge salaries to greenies to make just such a decision. Look, let's be real. DZ.com is getting big. We can influence things. We all recognize the expertise of the Greenies, so let's please have a decision. For now, let's get the rule for a DZ.Com Hybrid record. I agree that the stinger spot is hardest. On a 12 way it will be nearly impossible to do it head-down. C'mon greenies. It's much easier to lock a thread than to establish records standards. Bring it! -
Dunno why not! Your Monkey was there, but being too festive to say hi! It's a good time. But it ain't shit cause neither you nor me are there. Eloy, sweetie, Eloy. JP
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It's a permanent dye marker. You can get them at Office Supply places. They come in a ton of colors. Bonnie of Gravity Gear in Byron does really neat custom designs on gear using them, and if you wanted to do something custom on those white panels, a Sharpie pen would be the way to go!
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ok, we are going to set a new dz.com hybrid record.. at the Byron Boogie!!
Deuce replied to chopchop's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, but Mouth is there, and that's nearly as good as it gets. Yo, Roy? I'm hanging if Jim is doing video. Increase the base size. 6 way base with 6 hangers. The stingers probably won't count in this very competitive arena. Let's get these meatballs to agree to the rules before we start breaking records. Again. -
Update via drunkdial: Everybody is drunk. Sunshine loves me. She's not naked yet. SkyBytch had a successful demo. They are drunk and happy.
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You live in Santa Clara County, right Seb? You need 65 signatures of people who are in your political party to sign for you. Are there 65 Benevolent Anarchists in Santa Clara County?
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I'm getting revenge on NastyClown for taking a shit in that thoughtful thread of mine a while back. We're even.
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Gee. Maybe that's why we haven't found the stuff that might be slung under the wings of those things yet. Ya think?
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I had to get one of those patches as soon as I saw that. Every one of those folks could be a disc-jockey, what a tongue twister: "Freeze! Ontario Provincial Police! "
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I'm 39 too. And Roy, when the cops ask you for your license and registration that doesn't count as "getting carded".
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Question: About Still-Air Jumping (Helicoptor, Balloon)
Deuce replied to Kramer's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Out of planes you're flying right away "on the hill". I've got two hovering-helicopter jumps, and it's much more like a high-dive. You have to step off stable, cause you got nothing to work with initially. You can arch all you want, cause until you get terminal, or fast anyhow, you're just falling. It's great fun! It's the only time I've felt the sensation of falling while skydiving. -
With stills we also give the "punter" the roll of undeveloped film. I think it's $65 for stills only of a tandem. If an upjumper wants stills it's usually slot + a jumpticket + the film. Same thing, hand off the roll after.
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Hey, that is great! How lucky for all of us to have another trauma specialist on the DZ. Super! You going the firefighter route?
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Kelli, the snowcat picture looks an awful lot like you fed the beast a bowl of Alka-Seltzer and he's relieving himself in the bowl. Nothing like a nice, foamy, hairball.
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I freaked when I saw Josh's post. I had read everything and done a web search too, and was wondering what I'd missed. The cleaning setting just holds everything open while you blow the sensor clean. I'll do it tomorrow. And I'll let you know. C'mon Q, $3500 is all it takes to run for Governor of California. Run. You've got my vote! JP
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Nice. You know, you can use a sharpie to recolor those white panels if you want to? Hot pink. Hollister needs more hot pink.
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Plus she's so teeny.
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Cause it was tough. "Tank" Starred that Rockford guy. You must have been the little kid....
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I used this in another thread, but since it's out. This guy owes me tequila shots big-time.
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You grew up in a Sherman tank?! That explains a lot!