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  1. Deuce
    Leave me be, youngin! I'm just on point for SM1.
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    That's cool, Q-dog!
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    Bring your fast fallrate for everything! I can't stand featherbutt non-arching weenies. Can't wait to meet you and do some mach-speed RW!
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    Greenie fight!
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    Whoa.
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    I'll be there. That's my first POPS jump day.
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    Yeah, she survived the weekend with y'all. Cute, huh? The mini Anita is where she looks like a Barbie-doll on Mark's hand. I like that one. You back in Cali yet?
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    Last weekend was pretty fun. I got in a couple of freefly jumps and put on the 10D for some inside RW. It was Mad John's 6999th jump, I was on his 7000th too, but wasn't gonna risk screwing it up with the stills camera on. Can you find the Mini-Anita picture? Oh, and how 'bout the "I'm not low! You Bastards! ARCH!" picture? If you're gonna go low, go low bigtime, and get it on video! http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/JPKelly/Skydive/Byron02AUG03
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    Nah, she'll be handing you hammers and shit while telling you where all my previously broken parts are
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    It's all about digital stills. Oh, crap, you both bought cameras I suggested! YES! Do! Stills, video, and MPEGS. Just of you guys having fun would be great. I've already got pictures of you kissing!
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    Crapdoodle woman! What in the hell have you been drinking?! Go stand in a doorway. See how far above you the top of the doorway is? I want you to pretend you are picking up some crumbs with your right hand with just the tips of your fingers. Like pinching up some parmesan cheese. Now turn that hand over. See that hand gesture? In the hood they would say that somebody with that much ass shouldn't be talking big-ass shit.
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    THat is so cool. I'm so happy for everybody involved. Hey Katie? Give Lisa a kiss like in Eloy for me, huh? Quite time with SkymonkeyOne. Oh, that hurt coming out my nose. "Quiet time with SkymonkeyOne" You actually typed that. BWAHAH! Quiet time with SkymonkeyOne. I just can't get enough of that......
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    Neato. and Superhellacoolio as well. Cheers.
  14. Deuce
    I can do Ben's accent. I'll stun her in the dark with it and you can take pictures. "You look lovely tonight, 'Ahn-dree-ah". BLAM!
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    Thanks all you folks. It just kinda came to me reading about the lurker who almost whacked Raydutch's TM. In that situation the drogue would be out, and the TM unconscious. Drogue out, I'm sure in most circumstances I could deploy the main. I just think the reserve would be the better choice, cause I've seen a few spun up Tandem mains, but the reserves have always worked. I'll talk about it at the DZ. Tom the girls are doing great. THey are in their second swim camp and are both little fish! Nice fish, though. Not Sebazz-like at all. JP
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    Damn, Damn, Damn

    Deuce replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire

    Go to the DZ and wait. There will be holes and you will jump through them. It took me six months to get my level A. From April to September, cause it was a very windy summer. I was out there every weekend, though, and had my A for the Byron Boogie. You can learn a lot if you ask questions in the hangar, and listen to the answers. Those ground freindships will mean a lot when you start jumping more.
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    Did you know that Ben couldn't pick up a breifcase in an English bar? No accent. Here, though, bollucks! Yep, this one is gonna rock.
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    I am your camera guy. I have flown dozens of tandems with you, and hundreds overall with the rest of the tandem crew, and you trust me. You get knocked out or incapacitated on exit. Your passenger may or may not know this. Should the camera flier deploy you? This just occurred to me reading Raydutch's post on being careful around tandems. I'm just curious. What would your expectations be? The reserve is less likely to malfunction than the main, right? So just let the Cypres get it, or dock and pull the handle? The TM's are my friends. I'd hate to watch one of them drop to a Cypres fire, but maybe that's the safest thing.
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    I'll have my brand-new SF3, then, dude, we'll go together. What could go wrong? Me, BigBen, Boyfalldown and Girlfalldown will be representing from NorCal for sure.
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    I NEVER hook it into the band. Straight-in double-front-risers, every time. It's a seven-cell thing. You wouldn't understand
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    I probably cleaned them out with all the QR's I put on my new Bat-rack
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    Oh yeah? I can take care of that! Biotchy today! Just cause you're coming to this one, you best not get all crazy. Oh, I can't wait! You thought the weather at NorCal was dry! BWAH! With both the barometer and the thermometer at ZERO, the high pitched whining will have every coyote in Arizona howling at the sky! "I can't get it in the bag!" AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAA! See you there! I'm sure we'll hear you, too!
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    Can I talk you out of another "special" pack job? "Pay attention JP, you're really gonna like this opening" Bring that knee brace again, just in case!
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    "It's beer-thirty, biotch" Aggie Dave, in the house.