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  1. Deuce
    I don't know how Godwin's law would apply to Soup Nazis. "No soup for you!"
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    You know, in the absolutely weirdest arrest I ever made, I contacted a woman who was behaving bizzarely (She was totally psychotic and off her meds) she screamed and attacked me after shouting at me "You're that Nazi real-estate agent!". Unfortunately, that did not end our discussion.
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    What about the Moderator-Gestapo?
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    Yeah, he got stills of both points, those are screen grabs from his video.
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    Artistic events send the top 3 to Worlds.
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    My man, that's very possible. Look at this web page, this is a very old-school freeflier's webpage, Evan Mortimore. I'm flattered that I'm in the hybrid on the opening page. JP http://madstyle.net
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    Looks like a straight-up arm-bar hold. Is it a talon glove or something? (electrical stun glove?)
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    It's all about sign language, dude. (I'm faster than you, Scott, I have propellors)
  10. Deuce
    HH took that picture. BTFU.
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    That's why we don't work in large groups. Because there is always one idiot in large groups You bastard. You're talking about me, huh?
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    Who's with me?

    Deuce replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire

    Well, then, I gotta try it. I'll get some overproof rum from somewhere if you can get some o' that CSR for Eloy. Or maybe they're still pissed about the smoke grenade thing, huh?
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    Actually, LouDiamond, when I saw this one, I thought of you and your workmates. You guys are the bear . http://www.despair.com/ambition.html
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    That's an interesting question. Several wingsuit jumpers use GPS. But that doesn't measure airspeed, but groundspeed. If you could get confirm with your pilot the windspeed, by correcting between the pilot's airspeed and the pilot's GPS groundspeed, you could get a fix on your airspeed for the first part of the flight anyway, as you track along with the aircraft. Clear air pitot tube.... Neat problem begging a solution.
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    Yeah. Well think of the power this group would have had. Or the incredible fusion power of the 300 way!
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    Who's with me?

    Deuce replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire

    I can't believe nobody answered this yet....it's elementary knowledge for any aspiring liver-killer. "CSR" is Cane Spirits de Rothschilds. It's a clear cane rum derivative that will knock you dead on your ass. Mixing it with "Ting", sort of a "Fanta" citrus soft drink and adding Angasturo Bitters makes a drink called a "Rusty"; not to be confused with a Rusty Nail. Anyway, it's made on the island of Saint Christopher, generally referred to as St. Kitts. Don Excellent answer. I went to Jamaica on my honeymoon and had a real hellacious blast drinking "overproof" rum with some locals. Ohmigod. Huh, maybe the Carribean locals can beat the Aussies at the drinking thing. I never even thought about it until now. I've never been around so many functional drunks as I was in Oz, but those Jamaicans and Antiguans can really put it away too. Hmm.... Of course there's skydivers, but they don't have their own country. Yet.
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    http://www.despair.com/idiocy.html Somebody must have given my name up because of a recent situation at work. Despair.com is pretty funny stuff, but that one poster kind of sticks in my craw. Otherwise, pretty funny.
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    I nicknamed Betsy Barnhouse "B-squared". I was briefly nicknamed "Divot" because I left a couple of knee-shaped divots in the landing area at Byron, but I was quickly outshined by more dramatic injuries by others and it didn't really stick.
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    How 'bout those big cans of Sapporo? Or maybe big bottles of Tres Generaciones? I will bring weight training supplies to Eloy, and we can have a seminar and compare technique.
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    Another really fun joke is with somebody who pays close attention to their fuel economy in their car. Somebody who is really proud of their 50 MPG car. Twice a week put a gallon of gas in the car, but you have to do this from the get-go. Mr. Fuel Economy will boast of his little car is getting 30% better economy than advertised! "I'm getting 85 MPG!" When you stop putting gas in the tank to pump up the numbers he'll take it back to the dealer bitching it's only getting 45 MPG and the dealer will not be able to figure what goofus is bitching about.
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    Tape a video of the winning numbers being pulled for lotto. Buy a ticket with the numbers on the winning ticket. When the next lotto draw is conducted, have an unsuspected party give your victim the ticket. Distract the victim at the critical time and play the video of the draw when the actual draw is being conducted. Bring the victim back in as the numbers are being drawn. Everybody should have a lotto ticket and everybody but the victim will be bummed as their numbers are not drawn, again. But not your victim. As each number is drawn, his dreams of avarice and greed will begin to come true. As the final ball is drawn, and he becomes a millionaire, watch out! True colors will be displayed and it can be an ugly, ugly thing. You might want to let him in that he won last week's drawing before he quits his job and leaves his wife, but you might not. That's when practical joking can become deadly.
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    I don't know. But can I dance with her at Eloy? I'm just kidding around Sunny. When I was a kid my two older sisters were deep into the 70's disco thing. They both had one or two, uh, 'forward' girlfriends who had a good time teaching me moves I have since blocked from my memory. Very polyester.
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    Two weeks ago, I made three jumps and went home. No vibe. I could see quitting for that reason. I charge hard at RW, FF and Camera. My wingsuit comes in a couple weeks. That helps me to have fun every weekend, cause I can usually play with the group that's having the most fun. I'll quit when it isn't fun anymore, when there aren't enough smiles and laughter in it. I thought seriously about quitting when my friend Sandi got smashed by a dust devil. JP (diablopilot) and Keith Wyatt were in the perfect place at the perfect time to put things into perspective for me. As for drama, I simply don't play. I am Dramaphobic as hell. And I'm older, and I'm not single. I think an awful lot of drama comes from the hook-ups and break ups. I think having DZ friends that you do non-skydiving stuff with helps with perspective, too. I golfed (really really badly) with three buddies from the DZ yesterday.
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    Thanks! I was wondering. Good job Bets!
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    My 110 malfunctioned and I replaced it with a 120. They are just about identical, dimensions-wise.