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Um, it's more along the problem on the Knights who say "Ni!" not allowing passage to the king's court until they were provided with a nice schruberry. I'm only half-French, but I'm just about as wierd at Remsterre. So there you have it.
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Funny. I had my first serious girlfriend when I was a Senior in High School. I walk her to her door and I'm kissing her so long and she starts crying. Having grown up in a housefull of women I knew EXACTLY what was going on and that I was doomed. There is nothing a woman suffering really bad crampy PMS wants to hear. As to the words, no problemo. I get "take it easy you're bruising my uterus" all the time.
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It's a lot like controlling a tandem, but the weight is on your back. Tell your rider to keep their spine aligned with yours and then just fly it. Tight suit on the rider and baggy on the horse makes things easier.
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It's "farging bastages" I'm disappointed. Now bring me a shrubbery.
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The German military mind just baffles me. Were they going to parachute onto some forward area of the autobahn to be towed into combat behind trucks on rollerskates? Some sort of farfegnugen towed glider concept? Drunk grounded military skydivers are even worse than the civilian type. "Vait! I've got zis grrrreat Idea!"
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Yeah. Who had the hardest slot on that thing? ME! You try getting out of a Kingair with a fox on your back and then getting a double foot dock on the best camera geek on the planet while some head-down loonie zooms past in perfect timing with Roy's tongue. Argh. Nice suit, though. The way the Flite Suit alien spreads across my authority belly is quite fetching.
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I seriously need some prayers and/or vibes right now...please.
Deuce replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
Prayers to you. I'm thinking the DC-3 sunset jump on the 27th may be the designated Muenkey jump. We've done one before, at the very first "big" DZ.com gathering at Perris. Get well. -
It's a wierd combo. I was a Marine once. And then a cop for over a decade. I abhor violence but relish being an expert at it when it is made inexplicably necessary. I think it's why the few folks who know me well find me so funny and are such good friends to me. I'm a really nice guy who knows how to kill your enemies a whole lot of different ways. Sometimes that makes things hard on my liberal loved ones. Doesn't make me love them any less.
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You know how much like a drug dealer you are?
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Oh, man, I'm having huge computer trouble. Picture me kissing your butt (it's out there) Well, I guess we will have to lean on the F111. Iwan actually flies my suit better than me. I'll fly it if necessary, but I plan on doing lots of RW and FF jumps witht the folks. The DVD will rock.
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Sorry babes but he isn't coming. Uncle Sam needed him. Just remember...freedom isn't free and its not just those in the service that sacrifice.
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Humph! okay Mar it's clear that I have to stand behind you. Good thing you smell purdy What a blessing that I have to make these kinds of excuses. Bets? Remember when on Holiday Boogie number one you got hosed by a local? You turned to me, a total newbie and gave me a chance. And you have rewarded that effort on my part with trust from year to year. Trust that landed me a gig at the Herc Boogie. While I buy the chocolate, and share the coffee, I owe you. And I'm always there. For you lurkers, this is what friendship is about.
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Bets, our warrior will be there and I'll be feeding him the same stuff I sent him in Afghanistan. Scary hot. The fun will be unparralleled, and the ecxitement will be unmatched. Come one come all. See you at Holiday boogie.
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Ha! Hardly. That was probably the highpoint of my skydiving career. First off, I'm on the 120-something sequential record attempt (still unbeaten), all the organizers are off planning this thing like it's taking the beach at Normandy and THE MARY SANTANGELO waltzes from the outside of the formation (which we were in the middle of dirtdiving, she being more gifted was farther from the base, whilst I was nearer) Very sexy in her tight RW suit sashay's her little heart-shaped ass over to me and asks if I'm Deuce. Everybody is watching. She could pull out a gun and shoot me, serve me a subpoena, anything. I say, "Uh, Yeah" and she leaps onto my leg and scissor locks it like a rattlesnake on a mouse (If a rattlesnacke could scissor lock it's legs, if it had them) and begins a very enthusiastic humpage making sounds worthy of Meg Ryan. (Look it up on this page if you haven't ever heard it. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=meg+ryan+fake+orgasm+sound+file&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Df22a2fff5cf2dc20%26clickedItemRank%3D4%26userQuery%3Dmeg%2Bryan%2Bfake%2Borgasm%2Bsound%2Bfile%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fastro.uchicago.edu%252Fhome%252Fweb%252Fjeffb%252Fsounds.html%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPToolbarNS%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fastro.uchicago.edu%2Fhome%2Fweb%2Fjeffb%2Fsounds.html)it's at the bottom At any rate when she dismounts and walks way back out to the outside where the skygodesses live, one of my Byron homies, in complete awe, asks "Dude, how does a fat ugly fuck like you get chicks to do shit like that? Very cool. A lifetime high point. I love Mary SantAngelo. Kisses. I'm blessed. And the folks who are blessings to me know who they are. Know something? I'm on the cover of Parachutist this month (I'm really grateful!) The genuine love of friends is so much more priceless. (I still look pretty cool, for an old guy )
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Oh, please. The guy at Eloy year before last who you insisted see the picture of your boobs while doing a back bend. Ring a bell?
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Buy a more lovely house, travel with my daughters extensively and spend more time watching them become women. A nicer car and another motorcycle too.
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What are the odds on my being able to make use of this information? Tell the Water Boy to get busy.
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Uh, thanks. It'll be funny as hell if I ever become single. In the mean time, it gets cold as hell in the morning and evening in AZ and I'm all about the hug.
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No jumping due to rain, started partying early at the Krusi's, good food and an eventual sausage party in the hot tub with but one brave woman in a swimsuit joining the fray. Just about everybody stayed over.
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THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT IN MY SKYDIVING CAREER: (and if you know me, that bar is set pretty high) Two or three years ago at the boogaloo this really quiet soft spoken guy with long hair and a cool camera helmet comes up to me while I'm putting together a hybrid to film and asks if he can come along. I tell him most of the folks on the jump have pretty low jump numbers and I don't want to make things any more dangerous than they are. So, no thanks, maybe later. He calmly takes a deep breath and says "OK" and walks away. About 45 minutes later the lovely Pixie rounds me up and tells me she wants to introduce me to Greg Gasson. I'm like "Whoa! Cool! That's the guy who did the plane to plane jump, and climbs out of his rig under canopy and jumps out of Skyvans with bedroom furniture and is superhellacooliest!" It's the soft spoken guy with the cool helmet. He says "Nice to meet you JP". Gulp. For you camera fliers, Greg Gasson, Mike McGowan, and Brent Finley are about the nicest guys on the planet. It was Mike who finally taught me how to get a consistent RW filming exit out of the skyvan. When we do the daily's in the bar at night and you see a shot you are curious about, ask the video flyer. The parties are epic, but the amount of learning that can also be accomplished is incomparable. See you there!
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I got the PM and hopefully expressed myself accurately there. I saw the preview. This is a downer movie. Being gay can be a healthy non-event in places like San Francisco and LA. From the reviews and the preview, these poor guys tried not only to fake it themselves, but got married and had kids to try and either fool themselves and the neighbors. I don't want to see it cause it sounds like a downer. And like I told you in the PM, I knew several gay clergy that thought that since they were celibate, their homosexuality was a non-issue. It's a very hard thing for folks to deal with. I prefer movies that let me escape the hard realities of my life. Or the difficult realities of someone elses life.
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I dunno, dickhead, maybe instead of taking your main canopy into my main requiring a cutaway, I could catch you in midair? My rigger just repacked my rigs for the Boogaloo and took extra special care because I am likely to have some extremely wierd malfunction. This year I'm thinking it's going to be an endangered species bird going into a cell and chewing through a lineset. Brokeback skydiver, huh?
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I'm sorry Michele. I've prayed for you and your dad. That's all I got.
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Kieth I have no desire to see it because it's about people who make bad choices and hurt people. The homosexuality isn't really the issue for me, it's the adultery. If it was two heterosexual people married to other people who went off every year to have a tryst I wouldn't want to see that either. Plenty of that at the dropzone. Not all that much fun to watch there either.
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OK, I'm getting desperate for your interpretation of me. How wierd to submit photos and then wonder what you are going to "see". Argh. But I'm patient.