Deuce
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You better. You head-down with a Dolphin looking cheapo. If you have more gear than will fit in a Pelican 1660 you are a gear hog. Like me.
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Yeah, I took it, but why would you argue about anything with my Dad?
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Best Screenname and where did it come from???
Deuce replied to NoShitThereIWas's topic in The Bonfire
It's just the shortened address of my regular e-mail address: Deucedad. Two kids. -
Happy Birthday, Mar!
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My scanner's working, so I've been having fun with old pictures. I'll go back to the screaming head for a while soon.
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What? You got drafted? Quitcherbitchen, zoomie.
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I'm betting another insider. Not Dean, cause he's just too insane, and they've already got Theresa to control, who has opinions (heavan forbid!) Maybe Edwards, but it just doesn't usually work out that way.
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You had a beer tonight and you're wasted, huh?
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Sorry Q. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040211/D80KR3PG0.html Good luck with Kerry. Or maybe Edwards or Dean. Should be interesting. (Edit: misspelled futurecam. I'm a Cal-State Grad. It's not my fault )
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Hey, Aggie. You're 20 something. Come talk shit when you're my age. Decrepit old bastards need far less carbohydrates than youngsters, but they are in the habit of eating a certain volume. The concentration of calories has to shift as you get older and want to eat that same volume of food. Me at 36 and me on my 40th. Pseudo-Atkins for life.
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It's Pull Time Productions, meathead. PullTime.net And you are glorious in the later skydives. And Fabulous.
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Oh, Don. I almost feel bad. You so amazingly suck at the first few attempts at 4 way with Eliana..... The best scene in the whole thing, however is when she WHACKS! Prephect's hand the hell off her leg gripper at one point. So, there's hope for you. JP
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No dude. Boobies are 3D. SERIOUSLY 3-D.
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Dude. Paper doll? You can do better. Like a sock puppet! Yeah! Sock Puppet!
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Ugh. Another recruit for the "Lube" thread.... Blech.
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And dude, you said two "bowels" of chili. OMG. Remind me never to get drunk with my kids. I suspect they will be skydivers and will always have cameras and high speed internet handy.
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I was thinking if it was a guy, you could tell him to go "f*ck himself" and he'd be able to say: "OK".
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I presume you are no longer in the will, then?
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Skydiving Peeps... Which would you prefer? SIN
Deuce replied to RoysPlayThing's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, and Roy and Lany, I can't help but suspect that your kids have access to the internet. At what age is it appropriate for a boyfriend to ask the world how he should f*ck his girlfriend up the ass? In her parent's view? I apologize now if this offends you. I'm happy for both of your being so connected with each other's needs. But I don't like you making the posts unreadable for kids. And if they are readable, what age is right for kids to start considering the best anal lube for sodomy? -
My Dad stopped drinking in the 80's. But one evil night I made my Mom Keoke coffees and put in a ton of Everclear. (190 proof grain alcohol that is mostly heat, and little flavor. Very deadly in hot drinks like coffee drinks and toddies) Anyhow. She will never forgive me. We got hammered. Sneak hammered. How 'bout y'all? (A Keoke is coffee, brandy, kahlua and whipped cream)
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It's nice to know you are a man of serious conviction.
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I watched you kick out of that one, Scooter. Nice work.
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I am more disturbed that you looked for and found that one.
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Thank you Obi Quade Kenobi!
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I can't be the only one that "heard" his post this way . . .>>> It's BACON!!!! When you get your copy of the dz.holiday boogie DVD you will see on the first day that Iwan's still camera lens looks EXACTLY like the dog's nose searching for bacon on the commercial. In any scene where I saw that lens I was thinking "bacon!"