Deuce
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Byron is closest. Be sure to introduce yourself.
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Nope. Way too much complication and drama. Imagine Thanksgiving with "her" parents. Oh the joy. "One Adam 12, see the man. Turkey through the front window at 332 Main Street. Ambulance and fire already en route." "But Mama! I love him!"
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Slow dancing to Earth Wind & Fire with Celeste something-or-other in the late 70's. If you haven't slow-danced with a braless Catholic girl under supervision who was wearing a satin dress while you were wearing a polyester muscle shirt you simply haven't lived. Silvia something-or-other was astounding in that regard, too. GirlFallDown is a good dancer, too. But she was probably in about 4th grade at the time, and the Brothers of the Holy Cross frowned on that. (Consider the child molester jokes as having been told...)
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My man, you would be so much more comfortable and safe in a new articulated Wings harness and container system. It's the only system that Deuce will jump out of the Hercules as a video team member at the 2004 Herc Boogie. You don't actually wear your container in the tunnel, though, so I'm sure it's just fine for you.... Sorry, dude, hadta!
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Yeah, dude, universal donor is O-, me. My phone starts ringing off the hook as soon as my time is up. The pheresis people too. No doubt I'll someday be a bone marrow donor.
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Vallerina's link wasn't working for me. Quick! Who?
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Lots of places are closed tomorrow so come out to Byron and skydive, NorCal peeps. I'll be exchanging free tandem rides for beer. This is a limited time offer. (Shut up Gareth, I already know)
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I'm doing it cause Connie said. I did my first tandem yesterday, on the front. And today I took the rig out for a solo ride. Tomorrow I'll start hauling Guinea pigs. It's something I'm sure will be fun, but right now I'm preoccupied with the responsibility of the passenger. I suspect I'll always like camera better, cause I like the dance of freefall maneuver, and that is completely lost with the drogue. I am a full time skydiver, so I want to be able to provide the services that are needed. Camera, AFF or tandem. Hopefully enough down time for some fun skydives along the way. It is also not a cheap rating to get. There are a lot of tandems to be done to pay it off.
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I'm sure that makes some sort of sense in Hollish. You working tomorrow?
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Yeah, Iwan sucks. Hey Shannon, come out tomorrow for a free tandem!
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Occasionally you meet someone that you find fascinating. Not cause you were shopping, but just incidentally. And you say "Wow. You are a fascinating person" No interest in breaking the bonds of the person's commitments, just frankly admitting to fascination. Flirting?
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The Toe-cam was quite excellent.
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Dude, put a screen-grab of me asphalt surfing behind the golf cart. I was awesome. Nothing better than being so drunk and doing something dangerous to make you feel awesome. Until I fell. YAY! No Ambulance ride! YAY!
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OK, I'm finishing up a DVD duplication job for Tony Hathaway and getting it shipped to the 121 way participants in between starting my tandem rating today. My computer will free up this afternoon for uploading and I promise they will uploading this evening. Here's another one, Roja Giganta, now quit whining.
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Fine looking lad. Oh, I'll be in the UK from Aug 1 till my flight leaves Aug 6. Know any good whiskey tours?
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He won't get a pass Paul. Even the media is getting past the good that Reagan did.
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So one dies. God's waiting there and he says "Yes. You are incredibly stupid and dense, but you beat the point spread I had with some of my Old Testament buddies. Sorry it was so hard, but I'm proud of you. -or- I gave you every benefit. You suck. You never listened to the people who tried to educate you about how much you should have improved yourself. Such a disappointment (God shakes head).
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They are happy to lend you a protec. I don't think you need gloves, I didn't wear them. The protec looks stylish, no?
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The hackey tucks under the #7 flap, not the pouch, so I don't see why it would be any less effective using the spandex. Sorry I don't have a better picture.
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Wait. I start my tandem rating tomorrow. It's bad enough I have to ride the front of that contraption, there's hand-holding too? Ick.
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You are way too in touch with your homosexual self. Edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Skinny, sober SoCal JP wil be there?! YAY! And I don't really fall down, I just occasionally surrender surrender my ass when I don't feel like running. I like it outside. YAY!
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Sounds like the same menu from last year. A VERY good value. Hopefully we won't be setting record temperatures this year, cause last year is was astoundingly hot. Like Africa hot. It's a really good boogie people. If you are on the fence, I suggest you go. And hey, I'm a world-record-holding AFF Instructor. Clearly I know everything. -WHAP!- Ouch. Sorry. The beer is very, very good though.
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I have the cordura pouch and the freefly pud on both my rigs. I fly a camera suit with very big wings and a Birdman S3 and really like the pud handle. I also reserve the right to use my ass to slide land on when it's 1500 feet and 100 degrees and no wind. I've never had a hard pull on my systems. I am notorious for my reluctance to pack. The articulated new rigs are simply astoundingly comfortable. I'll be replacing my current rigs with the new articulated EXT's. You'll be happy with your Wings, the customer service is excellent.
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Fly in the tunnel! YAY!