Jbag

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  1. i'd still be happy getting by the system if i didnt kill your kid. you must be the best citizen in the world that NEVER speeds or breaks any laws, there should be more of you out there. IHYD
  2. if you realized it high enough, you could pass your right toggle to your left and flare with both in one hand, make sure you pull it straight down in the middle of your body if you do that though IHYD
  3. i think you would need the H1N1 vaccine before taking a shot from bane, might want to get your HIV vaccine too, good luck getting a shot from her :P IHYD
  4. holy shit dude, i am so sorry to hear that :(...i'll definately keep an eye out! EDIT: i hope someone just grabbed it by accident. IHYD
  5. i just bought a gopro HD =D....I WIN! IHYD
  6. i have a sealy and i love it, so do the girls ;) IHYD
  7. you're welcome, it was my idea :p IHYD
  8. Jbag

    cop question

    hahahhahaha, the pet midget was my roommates friend, she is 4'10" and loves vagina. and andy, stop assuming shit dawg, i never said i was drunk, i was as sober as a...as a...as a sudsyfist. they did not go through drawers or looking under the sofa, just simply walked through. nobody in the house is pissed off about the whole thing, just curious about the legality which is our right as united states citizens. John, just dont look in the high shelves, thats all i ask ;). IHYD
  9. Jbag

    cop question

    Calm down princess, i hold nothing against the cops, they were doing there job and i am not upset whatsoever...just curious about the legalities of it, and trying to start a conversation that could get interesting... IHYD
  10. Jbag

    cop question

    in California, what consents an officer to search your house? roommate came home drunk and went to the patio and screamed a little bit about losing his keys, (i laughed), about 30min later after everyone was asleep the cops came knocking and my roommates friend opened the door thinking it was our lost friend. she is to short to look through the peephole so she opened it, (she's retarded), it was a couple of cops and they pushed her aside and started searching the house quick like. and so it goes back to my question now... does her opening the door consent to the cops to do a search? question 2... if i heard them coming in (my door was closed and i was about to pass out) and pulled my shotgun on the intruder, how interesting could have the night became? IHYD
  11. i was doing a rodeo when this happened to the rider, she got off and deployed her main... if you have the altitude i would say try and work your left arm for your main. its really not that much of a stretch and if you can get a little bit of PC fabric there is no reason not to use it. so you have my answer, try getting your main out, if that doesnt work or you run out of time...pull silver. IMHO IHYD
  12. untz untz untz untz untz IHYD
  13. well i put it in his butt when he wasnt looking, how bout that shit! IHYD
  14. What??? You mean Pawn brokers don't invite the expert to come in and talk in front of the customer? i thought it was just a VERY HONEST vegas pawn broker =D IHYD
  15. you didnt hear about the new technology? IHYD
  16. aweesome!!!!, fil out your profile info too! IHYD
  17. what kind of stuff do you do on your computer? work, game, program, etc etc etc..the bigger the screen the more work space you have...i personallly like having 2 screens at a minimum, i would say get something at least 22" LCD, and if you could wait a minute i would say go to newegg.com to order something, they have great deals. or if you have a frys near you, best buy is probably the most expensive place to buy stuff like this. IHYD
  18. elsinore also owns the glider port that is on the same airport, gotta get the S&TA's permission to jump them though...good luck. IHYD
  19. will that fit in my car?...will i need a spacer block? IHYD
  20. im looking to replace the head unit in my jeep. my aux jack on the stock stereo is broken and i want something to replace it...any ideas? IHYD
  21. where did you come from before the UK? IHYD
  22. Gracias! Lisa, your hip is next to go but i'd say give it a shot anyways :P. IHYD
  23. they do that in yuma, az...i didnt eat the whoppers but i did drink plenty of booze IHYD
  24. hey d^squared, you sky dive, its very dangerous.... IHYD