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Cant wait, end of this month i will be in orlando, gotta try the tunnel.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Oh shit thats a good one... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Did you notice when anyone needed smokes they would just say "i need a pack of cigarettes" and they would get a pack of marlboro's.... I need to get a life i think.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Hell yes.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

2 funny.... Remember this..... http://www.moviepoopshoot.com Oh yea it's real.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Another from j&sb strike back... "How about boo boo kitty fuck" or... "I am the clit commander, i command the clit" God i love those movies..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Another from dogma.... "Beautiful big titted women just dont fall out of the sky ya know...." (We know better dont we...) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Hell yea.... egg a mooby muffin anyone???... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Its a toss up for me... It would be "I'm not even suposed to be here today" from clerks or "In this world gone mad; we wont spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us..." from jay and silent bob strike back... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

But who's counting... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

drug tests are fucked up safety meetings are much fun i like captain crunch HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

That will wake you up..... Had the same thing happen to me in the middle of the night... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

"Yo Adrian" it is... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? You give them a quarter and they'll let you score! Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck. Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I will be getting there late friday night... Cant wait... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I have been on jump planes like that.... (duuuuuude wash the suit....) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Learn Korean in 5 Minutes You must read this out loud to get the pronounciations right! That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Stupid Man Dum Gai Small horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach Wai Yu So Tan I bumped the coffee table Ai Bang Mor Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wao So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Um Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his car Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fu Kin Su Pah Give it to me baby Suk Mai Dong England will win the World Cup Mo Fu Kin Wai Who's been eating all the pies? Yo Fat Wan Ka These phrases should help you out in most situations! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Women wear high heels to bed. Men are never impotent. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. Women always orgasm when men do. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine. All women are noisy roots. People in the 70's couldn't root unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. Those tits are real. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Men always groan "Oh yeah!" when they cum. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!) Double penetration makes women smile. Asian men don't exist. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. There's a plot. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. Nurses suck patients cocks. Men always pull out. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before rooting the both of you. Women never have headaches... or periods. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". Assholes are clean. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. Men don't have to beg. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

ROCK ON.... Tell him that he rides around in the air all day, YOU CAN FLY... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Damnit, i clicked it again.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Keep your head up... I know It dosent seem like it but everything happens for a reason, hang in there... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Sorry to hear that, did they give you a reason???? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Hey, this is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY cooter commin at ya.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted." In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, sheep, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic. In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. In Harford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. (ed: ???) In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face). In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club" An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Dude cool, i am soooo out of logic today.... My day will have some meaning now.... Man this shit cracks me up.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE