mutumbo

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  1. Prison ink, burn plasticm catch the smoke(soot) the plastic, mix it with soapy water,(all shit that anyone behind bars has eay acess to),,Instant ink , and the birth of the "classic ink" that so many Yuppies love! I know for a fact it last more than 30 years, my leg proves it! My best work of art,,,(the infamous Rolling stones mouth .tongue emblem) I tattoed a woman sliding down it nude, with the tip curling back into her "opening"....the fucker got killed about 3 months after I did it,,,,,what an inconsiderate asshole.. i woulda cut it off him and taken it back, it is after all your art work right? besides, hes not gonna miss it ;) Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  2. mine just brings up the name of that dumb basketball player guy. . . Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  3. you can use charcoal, pen ink, melted shards of plastic, burnt styrofoam. . . .theres a few ways, whats yours? Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  4. neener neener beat you to it! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  5. mutumbo

    Sad day.

    couldnt recommend it more. if you do end up doing that, let me know depending on the city you go to, i can tell you what is cool to see, spent a month travelling all over the country and my sister spent a semester there doing the same, claiming it was for "school" hah! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  6. mutumbo

    Sad day.

    Id recommend at least one trip and jump in aussie country. place is flat out AMAZING. even if its a damn tandem. id still do it. trust me. i LOVE that place. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  7. I have and read. . . the parachute and its pilot (Germain) the SIM skydiving handbook (Poynter&Turoff) mental training for skydiving and life (DeRosalia) transcending fear (also Germain) Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  8. damn you got some nice work. who did it? may wanna check this thread as well. . . http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3536448;search_string=lets%20see%20your%20tattoo;#3536448 Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  9. Deland. best place ever. youll get as many jumps as you want in, theres tons of people who will gladly jump with you, and the packers are fast, and cool to hang with. ohh and they have a HUUUUUUUUUUGE landing area that even Shah couldnt miss, (sorry dude had to, heehee, just read your post about landing out) Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  10. lmao. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  11. this site makes me cry i wish i had more money than sense. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  12. mutumbo

    Sad day.

    YOU COULD BREAK MY CONTAINER, THATS WHAT! Seriously though, I had a friend try to try it on when I first bought it. Literally could not get 2 arms in or even an arm and a leg. Could only put his legs in the legstraps and hold it up... It was made for a woman smaller than me. thats just crazy talk. containers dont break! lmao. wow, thtas kinda scary small. HAHA.
  13. Just another story that makes me glad Vskydiver is cool with me not wearing a wedding band. Just be glad its notnone of those tungsten carbide rings. Those are even more of a bitch to get off. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  14. mutumbo

    Sad day.

    Itll totally work. Just be a tad snud. What could possibly go wrong?? Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  15. mutumbo

    Sad day.

    Shes already got free repacks for life... provided that dude gets his ticket in a few months. Your beer shall be payed to the nearest DZ. Thank you, come again! nah, hell be too busy with army stuff, woudnt wanna burden him or anything. and i dont believe that that is a official first, on the official list of beer worth firsts. try again mate Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  16. mutumbo

    Sad day.

    since you wont be jumping for a while, you should leave your rig with me, ill make sure it gets the reserve repacks it needs (srsly cant believe im the first one to say that) Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  17. And nuthin' feels better than getting a ring caught in a lathe! Battery got me....wrench touched the ring, that touched the frame, while tightening a battery....Gold heats up FAST.... yep! i was about to say the same damn thing. stupid battery arc welded my wrench to the alternator fan, and burned the hell outta my ring Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  18. Speakin of iphones. I was looking at DZ on mine and the letters were so small i thought it said TIT photography and i got my hopes up! :( But either way those are some kickass shots. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  19. The short answer is yes. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  20. BAHAHAH, i could'nt remembr what the damn thing was called i wanted to recommend it earlier! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  21. "Excuse me, but i think you have my stapler. . . " "I could set the building on fire" epic movie , you get the correct cover letter ? " Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports." "Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it." "Yeah. Did you get that memo?" "Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore." " Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right! " Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  22. "Excuse me, but i think you have my stapler. . . " "I could set the building on fire" "I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. " Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  23. "Excuse me, but i think you have my stapler. . . " Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
  24. You're hating on Michael Buble? What kind of horrible person are you?! Well, ...either that or he's hating on Lady Gaga.
  25. just get some heavy metal. and play that. i recommend something along the lines of whitechapel job for a cowboy cradle of filth or you could just play a yoko ono cd. but then youd prolly just want to kill yourself more Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.