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well thats all fine and good if his life had been actually threatened, however no single dog (even trained attack dogs) is really a threat to any adults life, particularly a trained police officer in the company of other trained police officers..at worst he would have sustained a nasty bite. the possibility of being bitten does not require lethal response its NOT a life threatening situation. hell he could have just kicked /butt stroked it if he hates dogs.. whatever happened to "respond with appropriateforce". this cop need his badge and gun removed and given a broom, since his judgment is way faulty. Apparently TN doesnt screen or train its law enforcement officers very well.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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oh god Jess dont do it.. you cant tell now but my hair is really curly too. (chopped it for the army) in high school i tried to straighten it..and got the WORST burn ever...the chemical exposure needed to straighten most naturally curly hair is terrible..you'll fell like you have hay on your head... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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yet another reason why you rock! picked the best time of year to be born too! FWI..the chinese astrology works much like western in that it has extended charts too. were as western uses the month as the prime aspectthey use the year, however the others (day, month, hour (time period, everything is divided into 12) are considered equally important. so while i'm an Aries by ours, and a boar when you look at the chinese menu, when a friend did my chinese chart she informed me i had 8 of 12 in tiger.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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i was having some of the exact same issues. i was flying with my arms back (which was tweaking my elbows bad after a full day of jumping) to compensate for a fwd lean i had..one coach jump with Sean Mcorimac (AFI) fixed that and let me really focus on flying rather then compensating for 'bad' habits i had developed already.. good luck man..! ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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1) A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 2) A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6'2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward. 3) Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moonthe occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles. 4) A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him. 5) A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own. 6) A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground" Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma". 7) A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized. 8) Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers. 9) Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course, proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix. Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn’t die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it. -------- you've got to wonder if the brazilians were skydivers. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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then you obviously should not be a law enforcement officer because your ability to access risk is rather flawed. Dogs as a whole, even trained ones, are EXTREMELY vulnerable to humans, any trained police officer in the company of multiple others should never feel really threatened by any dog. Even in full blown attack mode one of the other officers could have handled the dog without killing it. This fool needs his badge revoked and sent to sell fries, that kind of over reaction is inexcusable. btw before you start flaming about "what do i know" i have 5 family members in law enforcement, and every single one ive talked to about this (3 so far) have said based on the information available currently this was a travesty.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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Possible Midwest DZ.com event, post if interested
Zenister replied to PhreeZone's topic in The Bonfire
Fly babay fly........... you mean ride in a plane?? (theres an AW dolly trolley that didnt like it when i told her she wasnt flying yesterday ) so is Perris a tent thing (weather permiting brrrrrrr manaics in tents at Eloy) or is the best bet a hotel type thing your loveliness is going to hook us up with? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. -
Bwahhhhhhh how much in a shit load Sky? LOL Slightly more than a butt load i'm not sure if its more or less, but i prefer "a fuck load" more than either of the other two
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oh yeah, i still have the sheet of "signatures" i did during mine..strange how the last 15 or so somehow turned into strange wiggley lines after 19k or so.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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and here i was wondering why that system seemed too much like work
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a reprint (i think) of a research article/study on T-type personalities, but a good read and a couple of decent BASE pictures. nice to see positive BASE role models in the media. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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the more you think about it the harder it becomes.. so lets qoute nike and yoda (and my kendo sensei) "just do it" "do or do not, there is no try." "do all things with no intention and the openning will appear" ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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Possible Midwest DZ.com event, post if interested
Zenister replied to PhreeZone's topic in The Bonfire
looking for tickets to Perris for Memorial day now...may just drive..not terrribly far from Seattle.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. -
ive seen it a couple of times, posted here when i saw it the first.. to me i think the skydiving was blue screened..or the camera guy was REALLY REALLY good, the angles just didnt seem to make sense in sequence, of course it could easily be from multiple jumps but... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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well some people are cool anyway
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Please tell me that I can keep mine open...bwahhhhhhh well if you like, but all that attention focused on sight could be better used on another sense instead
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just a joke. B2 has an all black mirage too...
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good, someone else has to be up there for me since i'm stuck on the ground at the moment, that way i can close my eyes and fly with you.
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all the cool people have solid black mirages
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yeah! why arent you out flying? i know why i'm not i didnt bring my rig!! and of course the skies are blue here and have been for 3 days... i didnt swap weather again did i? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
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Does anyone know about rules on confiscating @ Airports?
Zenister replied to kevin922's topic in The Bonfire
the prohibited list is ridiculous. ive got a few really nice high grade aluminum pens you could easily hurt someone with, do they care? of course not.. next time your mailed an AOL coaster break it and see how many lethal objects you can make, yet no one is confiscating CDs and pens are they?? the whole security thing is primarily to make the sheep feel safe to get on the plane. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. -
yeah..i guess that would be my fault..continually disappearing and reappearing isnt so conductive to "training"
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you know i'm pretty sure i was supposed to be in that class too... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.