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  1. meatmissile
    Sounds fantastic. Are you only allowed to manifest once you are packed? Maybe I should try to get some such thing going over here.... -- ZZZzzzz....
  2. meatmissile
    Hi Lisa, What is a $99 boogie? -- ZZZzzzz....
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    With my luck the barbell will get snagged in a tree, and then I will never know when to flare. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Furthermore, does she need her ass kicked? (see NSFW attachment) If she does, I'd be willing to do so. In the nicest possible way, of course ! -- ZZZzzzz....
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    It drops off a bit once you get married . But as a wise man once said: "Don't knock masturbation' it's having sex with someone I love" -- ZZZzzzz....
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    I don't imply anything.. Grow up.. You telling me to grow up - that is really rich. The Rhino is an African animal, known for it's short temper, bad eyesight and it's habit of charging anything it does not completely understand blindly. It has an excuse though, it is just a dumb animal. What's yours? Again, I do support the war. It is a separate issue. But your urge to "kick ass" constantly really gets my back up. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    I see that while you stay cautiously just inside the forum rules, you don't seem to care much for the forum eitiquette section of this post. By the way, I support your war. I just don't rejoice in it. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Well, he reckons that the wind makes his hair "even more fluffy". So I guess he likes his mullet . -- ZZZzzzz....
  9. meatmissile
    Are you implying that there are degrees of OK to things like hitting a woman? That there is a margin somewhere? If that is the case...... -- ZZZzzzz....
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    DOOM

    meatmissile replied to jraf's topic in The Bonfire

    Hey Rafster, Looks like you need your ass kicked ! What is with the doom and gloom anyway? It's Friday, and beer time has just arrived in South Africa. What about: Beer to the world See the boys chasing girls Fall like a brick from the pale blue sky LET'S GO TO THE DZ YOU AND I! Ferdi (Edit: Oh shit I just realised that I rhymes better with SKY than ME - hence the edit ) -- ZZZzzzz....
  11. meatmissile
    Well ... Kidding - a friend sent me this link. Read the "Bad Boy Life" section. If you don't find that funny you need a sense of humour transplant
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    Nobody ever taught me anything about respect and dignity by "kicking my ass". (Mine is a notoriously difficult ass to kick, by the way .) I would say, instead of "kicking their ass", how about retaining your own personal dignity, and just setting a good example? -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Oh. I don't know - he claims to be able to vibrate his fingers in a special way. Special enough to dent a "solid gold pen" against a "solid mahogany desk". Priceless! -- ZZZzzzz....
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    On the graph, do you call those sharp spikes post-whore spikes ? Or do they occur after someone posted a few interesting attachments? -- ZZZzzzz....
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    The Prince is waiting for you! Note: Click the little pink links at the top of the page. The really precious stuff is there. This must be one of the funniest things I have ever seen . -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Mmm. When I was in Texas, people refused to believe that I was from South Africa because I am white. They also thought that South Africa is like the Washington DC of the "United States of Africa". Not the case. It is a separate country, with nine provinces and 11 official languages. Texas is one of the coolest places I've ever been to, though. It's very similar to here. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Yup, he's a South African. So am I. It's not that bad, really . -- ZZZzzzz....
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    PUB??

    meatmissile replied to mouth's topic in The Bonfire

    MM looks nervously around the empty pub, and remebers about the timezone difference. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    I don't think that they should be specifically targeted, so the term target may be misleading. But, as a wise man once said: If you behave like a toffee, don't complain if you get chewed. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Ironic?

    meatmissile replied to peppermint's topic in The Bonfire

    And I always thought that she sang "It's a free ride on Enola Gay" Thanks for clearing that up for me ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  21. meatmissile
    True, true. But nowhere else will you get the same amount of brilliant political comment mixed with an equal amount of hilarious stupidity as you do right here
  22. meatmissile
    In other words, establish communism ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  23. meatmissile
    Well it can't have been that, or they would have gone for a .40 S&W . -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Ironic?

    meatmissile replied to peppermint's topic in The Bonfire

    Example: An anvil is ironic. My parachute is not ironic. So, something is ironic when it is mostly made out of iron . -- ZZZzzzz....
  25. meatmissile
    Correct, but it's not that simple. If you hold the gun too limply, the receiver may move too far back with the recoil. There is then too little relative movement between the receiver and the slide, resulting in the spent casing not being properly ejected. And then when you pull the trigger again, the gun goes *silence*