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  1. meatmissile
    Joegaai - dit lyk my daar is tog wel heelwat belangstelling! Ek dink net dat HH miskien effe kort is van verantwoordelike Afrikaans/Hollandse moderateurs, tensy hy self die taak sal neem. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Wat van 'n Afrikaans/Hollandse forum? -- ZZZzzzz....
  3. meatmissile
    That is exactly what I meant. My 23 has a 13 round magazine (I don't live in the US, I assume there are some restrictions there, since it is stamped on my magazines that they are not for sale in the US), but I never load more than eight for carrying. This makes the gun lighter and rests the magazine spring a bit. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    http://www.skydiver.com.ua/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=albun03&page=2 http://www.skydiver.com.ua/gallery/view_photo.php?full=1&set_albumName=albun03&id=adh Looks like a fun DZ to me ! -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Me too. But there are times when I wish I had rather opted for a 38 special revolver (equal stopping power, half the size, and five shots should be enough for most situations) -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Jethro Tull Dire Straits Rammstein Pop will eat itself Battery 9 Smashing Pumpkins Well, that is what I am currently listening to anyway. Jethro Tull has been a consistent favourite though. -- ZZZzzzz....
  7. meatmissile
    In Afrikaans: Go away -> Gaan kak in die mielies. Kindly stop that or I am afraid that I may have to resort to physical violence -> Stop dit of ek moer jou. And then one that (although not an insult) may come in handy if you're ever over here: You are a very attractive girl and I would like to get better acquainted with you -> Ek smaak jou stukkend. Neem my na jou bed so spoedig moontlik.
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    Twelve tandems -> waste of money. I'm sure many of us here are thinking how many skydives we could have done for that. Go for it, and enjoy
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    Drink about three litres of the stuff strong and without milk, and you can also look forward to the five-hour-woody. -- ZZZzzzz....
  10. meatmissile
    Hold your horses Bill, I heard that they found a suspicious pop-rivet in the desert outside Basra last week, experts say it may be of the type used on the outer skin joints of Intergalactic Hypersodomizer Mark III missiles . -- ZZZzzzz....
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    And she may possibly be going for a new record for the most posts in a 24 hour period ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  12. meatmissile
    Since I already star in several movies as MeatMissile, I guess that I can't go changing it to Llewellyn Ramsbottom now . -- ZZZzzzz....
  13. meatmissile
    Congratulations. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    I guess I'll have to read a bit slower so as not to miss the vital facts. Well, I lost the bet, it would seem . Children, stand back and watch! For today's class we are going to learn how to make a fool of oneself! Pay carefull attention to what meatmissile is doing ! -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Only this once will I agree with you . -- ZZZzzzz....
  16. meatmissile
    Umm, respectfully: apparently you're wrong. Read weekend numbers. She did an RW jump today, and I bet she used her own rig ! -- ZZZzzzz....
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    Don't tell me you've also managed to get hold of a bottle of wine somehow, Lisa ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  18. meatmissile
    Those are not women. Read my post on this, and be enlightened. It's easy to believe that it is money that keeps you back. -- ZZZzzzz....
  19. meatmissile
    Ahhh, true, true. But sometimes being alone is not merely great, it is fantastic. If you're never alone, how can you appreciate togetherness? [/philosophical and off-topic mood] -- ZZZzzzz....
  20. meatmissile
    Are you one? Well, I feel sorry for you. Sentimentality is the bane of humankind. It is the cause of your cluttered garage. It is the single reason why you keep getting into trouble with the present over the past. Half the time it is the reason why you say stupid things when you are drunk. Why you are running out of storage space, physically and emotionally. And what do you think will happen when you have finally dealt with it all, when you have labelled it, sorted it and indexed it all on a database, backed up on compact disc? They will bring out fractal storage media, and you will feel the same way about your CD's that you now feel over those vinyl's. Throw the stuff away. -- ZZZzzzz....
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    1:1: and I am drinking a bottle of Zonnenbloem Pinotage '89 all by myself tonight. Glad to hear you're back in the sky, Lisa
  22. meatmissile
    Well, I'm a sensitive badass. It worked for Clint Eastwood, Robert de Niro and Jack Nicholson. Arguments against? -- ZZZzzzz....
  23. meatmissile
    I was going to follow the norm here and flame your ass for posting antiquated funnies here and wasting your own bandwidth until I realised that the near-sighted one dug this thread from the mists of time... -- ZZZzzzz....
  24. meatmissile
    People who say girls are only after money are sorry-assed misogyists. Being funny, dashingly good-looking, fearless and incredibly well-hung has so far always worked for me ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  25. meatmissile
    Why Leroy, why? -- ZZZzzzz....