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Yeah they are the best! They had a spinoff band called Mano Negro which was also good! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Compared to 99.99% of you I suck. Note the low number of jumps and well the tag line about the broken leg. But I have to admit most of you are better teachers I ever could be and I hope to get better when I get back. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I was trying to teach him how to talk to the ladies.....and I failed! And no I suck at this sport! Note the tag line. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Shah looks left, looks right, puts on lid and starts digging hole.... http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/images/napalm-DM-SD-04-00733.jpg http://www.biggerhammer.net/mgshoot/kcrfall2k/flamethrower_straight.jpg When will the hurting stop! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Do you think it would be rude if we started this thread? It seems almost ok for a girl to have a type or be a bit shallow but it appears if a guy so much says a word he is burned alive. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No I do not have the skills. By comming here and venting and reading your posts....no I do not have the skills to help. I wish I could help but I can't. He needs to unlearn all his bad habbits and grow as an individual. To learn how to hunt by himself and not have pepole feed him. Only then will he be happy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No mate honest! I was a super dork before I became an exchange student to Bolivia. And my host brother Pablo just couldn't stand there and watch me crash and burn. He said it was I was giving the family a bad name.. So long story short, I became his caddy and while playing golf he would teach me about how to dress, how to approach a girl and how to not lose her interest. Basically he taught me that I shouldn't fear rejection and I shouldn't take the game too seriously. In the evenings when we would go out he would send me on missions at the bar or the blub. He would pick out a girl and tell me to go over and ask her name or ask her for the time or ask her for her number. If I did well, high fives and drinks. If I crashed and burned he pulled me aside and we talked about it. He was a great teacher! I wish I was as good as him. And I'm sure he bitched to his friend for my total lack of skill as well. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I was this guy! Up to the age of 17 I was this guy! Then I beame an exchange student and my host brother tought me how to talk to girls and how to dress and how to play this stupid game. If it wasn't for him and his hard work......I would be no different than my friend. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Mana rocks I saw them while I was in Bolivia! What are your thoughts on Menuchau (sp?) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Back door loving...this just got interesting! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah...but I seem to be the only one who is into them! And Poe..how could I forget them! WOW! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Becaue I like solving proglems. And I'm seeing his issue as a problem. No more different than a broken bike. But he's not....and shouldn't be treated as such. And well the last few posts have gotten me to accept that I have to let my friend make his own mistakes. And no matter how fustrating it may be to watch him crash and burn and crash and burn....that I should just let him do his thing till he develops the needed skills to talk to girls and not scare them away. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So what music you only seem to be into? This is inspired by my friend blasting death metal on his second date. And it got me thinking, you know….I’m into some funky music….I wonder what others are into? Case in point, bands I seem to only like that no one else likes; James, New Order, Orbital, Daft Punk, Underworld So what bands does it seem that only you like and no one else? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you! Yes maybe it's best to let him fail so as to learn from his mistakes! I'll just have to learn to sit there and watch and try and not get invovled. Thanks! Here is to hope! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Because all spring he asked me to go out with him...ok no big deal. I would teach him a few things be his wing man and he would just crash and burn non stop. And it would be more rude if I just pointed out his flaws to him point blank, venting on the side helps me in that I'm less frustrated when he does something amazingly stupid like blast Gwar on the second date. Maybe I just have to stand back? I've done all I can do? Maybe he needs to learn from his mistakes and rely less on others and more on himself like I did when I was 18? But still you would have to be heartless if you don't feel bad for a friend making one epic mistake after another! Maybe it's best if I let him drown a little? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why yes, yes I do. I guess I'm lucky with the fact that my friends aren't shallow people. Ok...so how about this, I hook up your friends with my friends and the world will be a better place? And what is wrong with being a bit shallow? You girls are just as shallow as us guys! (note I don't mercy date) You just hide it better! (well some do) I mean really! You have eyes right? You know what you like and dislike? And you don't see people calling you shallow? God if I had a penny for every time I heard a girl say "You know, I know he's poorly dressed, and has an extra few pounds on him and is as outgoing as a brick....but I just want to wrap my legs around him and ride him like a mechanical bull!" Well I would no pennies! So should I IM you my friends contact info? I don't care what you tell him about me as long as he finds some one he can be happy with. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ok then....save the world....date a poorl dressed super shy engineer! Shall I give him your number? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

NICE SAVE!

The way he talks about his FRIENDS, makes you really want to be one, doesn't it? I mean - wow! Everyone wants to be talked about like this, don't they? Like I said I'm just frustrated. And I would much rather vent here than at him? I mean...how do you tell some one....LOOK YOUR A WONDER DROK! YOU DRESS LIKE CRAP, YOU ARE A SOLID 50LBS OVER WEIGHT AND YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC SCARES GIRLS! And you want that gorgeous girl with the long legs in the micro mini to be all into you? WTF! I'm not big on tough love, maybe he'll figure it out himself? Maybe? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

BBW's? Because he was unhappily married to an angry BBW size 16 woman. So when will women find a pudgy, shy, poorly dressed, death meal loving, engineer hot? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

How do you tell a wonder dork that he has to lower his standards? That he will most likely never get the "hot" chick? I don't know......maybe he'll figure it out himself because I really don't want to tell him. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm not into moms, never have been but... http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/giada-tomatoes.jpg the things I would do to her! OH! MY GOD! Slap her ass with a summer sausage! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah maybe I am expecting too much from him. His last relationship with that fat hagg was his one and only girl friend. He met her online, they went on a few dates, he graduated and they got married. Fracking moron! What kind of a dumb ass maries the first piece of ass they ever get? Engineers. And that fell apart when she found god....fat chicks do that a lot.....and crap hit the fan. So yeah maybe I'm expecting too much. Damaged goods that never had game coming back on to the field.....I shouldn't expect much. But then how do you tell someone that well......they are a wonder dork? And that being a wonder dork who isn't in the money isn't going to get you the "hot" girl? Think about it? What hot girl is going to go for a 30+ yo, shy, quiet, into death metal, engineer? I honestly can't think of any! Heck any girl under a size 6 worth her salt won't even give him the time of day. Size 16? Maybe, size 6 no. If the boy only had some game......some pick up line something. But he's got nothing! And I'm sure I'm expecting too much from him. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hardy har har...wait till I bring to the DZ and introduce him to you and then he texts you non stop! the issue is I can empathize with him. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I know, I know....I'm just so frustrated and worried. And I did get quite a few good responses. I don't know what to do? He's a freind and I hate to see him so down. I'm half tempted to hire him a hooker! NO JOKE! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!