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I may be a Southerner, but generally I do wear pants and shoes when I go outside. Thank you! I wear mesh Joerocket pants in the summer. I have had an off and they have saved my ass. newenough.com has sale every now and again look for them. They fit great and breath. Be safe!
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I like your jackets, I've even worn one while riding on the back of your bike. Remember? Jackets are fine and dandy but if you are riding you will need to protect your legs and feet with a good pair of riding boots and some sort of pants. Nothing is worse than loosing ones ass on the street. And yes it does happen and yes you can die from the loss off ass. So suit up! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I just guessed she (wait she isn't a she) was a size 6 but the size limit in that post was 14. But big ups for going from a size 14 to your great looking self! Wait, that chick was a or is a dude? Ah....well I did promise to cover her back in a jello wrestling contest and a promise is a promise. Damn me and having some sort of moral conviction! . Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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So what's up with this chick being a dude? Hu what? Where? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Please girl! There is no way in hell you are size 14+! No way no how! The last size 14+ outfit I saw was large enough to cover my bike! (never let your husband get bored while at a clothing store, you may hear "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THIS A CAR COVER" shouted from across the store). Now what is this about this chick being a dude? Are you girls just being mean? Ps Skymom, how do you like your bikers, all black leather or with a bit of color?
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1) Post pics of thise size 14 girls. Now mind you size 14 and under 6ft tall. I know many a 6ft tall girls who are size 14 and they are....oh god they are....hold on I'm getting hot flashes....all hotness! 2) I ride a bike and for a while only owned 2 seater sports cars. It's a fitment issue. Your average 5'5" size 14 girl just can't fit on the back of a bike or in a small 2 seater cars. 3) I know many a + sized girls who have gotten rich off of harpooning dumb ass engineers. So she would be doing the engineering world a favor by teaching these guys how to talk to cute girls. Even if it does cost him $3k. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Here is the gig, you are a cute girl in need of gear. Ok here is what you do, go hang out around any engineering firm around 6pm. Wait till a poorly dressed engineer who looks as if he hasn't seen the sun in 10 years steps out. Walk up and put your arm around him and tell him to take you out to dinner. Don't worry he won't say much nor put up much of a fight. Odds are you will be the only sub size 14 girl he has ever been close to. Pick him up after work a few times more and by date 6, BINGO! You got him! Now get him to buy you what ever you want when ever you want. Odds are the boy lives at him with mom so he has no clue what $$ is worth! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Careful. I haven't seen any posts from LuckyMcSwervy today. So she may be there. Didn't Shah make a date to meet her there? I did what now with who where? That could be any ones ass in those photos! But hay nothing wrong with older ladies! If I wasn't married.....let me tell you! I could live the life of a keept man!
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This is going to all the right places
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WOW....I may be outdone! Remember that thread I started about pole dancing and my chubby chick rant! Wooh! The angry notes I got that day! Well I like her! I think she's a smart girl for trying. That and as a guy who likes girls, by law I'm not allowed to get angry nor lay blame on any girl who is 1) Cute 2) Under size 6 I'm sorry but the law is the law. But I am with in my legal rights to demand some dirty pics or try and escalate this into an all out jelly wrestling.
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Ahh...nothing like screaming your own name! Extra points given for aiming for the cat. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Oh Shah.... I am laughing my ass off over here... no anger on my part!!! I am proud of myself... Tuesday entertainment my friend... something has to get us through the work week! Hey it's a well known fact that you skydiving girls call a good tazing foreplay! Apparently the smell of burnt flesh and all that twitching and screaming gets you girls all hot in your panties! I mean girls who ride just wear riding boots and leather gloves to bed but you girls….you’re in it to leave a mark! Or maybe a bone chip! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Maybe it's the AC kicking in but....WOW...my nipples just got hard... I love how skydiving girls can just get angry like this. In a strange way it's so kinky! 0.001 sec from a restraining order, a tazing or mad humping! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I don't know....I would hit it! I figured as much Guys I'm not that bad in person. Really. I'm super nice too, hope to meet some of you some day. And I promise to have my own rig when we do meet.
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I don't know....I would hit it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Hey! Maybe I can do this! But I'll have to put up a few topless pictures! Maybe some spandex pants? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!BZhunpwBGk~$(KGrHgoOKiwEjlLmDn3YBKnHdbzDBQ~~_12.JPG OK she is cute so she may get some cash. If she maybe showed a bit more skin........ Yeah the world is so fair isn't it? Sure I can pee standing up but I as a fugly guy could never pull this off. I don't know of any soccer mom that wants to pay me for anything! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Does Madonna still do it for you? (or did she ever?)
shah269 replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire
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I've received 10 emails this morning regarding this stroy. All with the lines of, hay dude...maybe you should stop? Man it was only 8 jumps! Let get get certified first before asking me to quit! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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still waiting for Nat to post pics of herself in leather pants and jacket.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Well....I'm still turned on....sounds like a fun chick!
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Get in line brother....she's all mine! She likes her men short, fuzzy and gimpy! Aren't you married or at least in a relationship? I'm lobbying for "Operation Share the Shah"
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Get in line brother....she's all mine! She likes her men short, fuzzy and gimpy! Aren't you married or at least in a relationship? I'm lobbying for "Operation Share the Shah"
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Get in line brother....she's all mine! She likes her men short, fuzzy and gimpy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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It's because I'm dead sexy! http://lgo.mit.edu/blog/drewhill/files/fat-bastard.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!