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And is there anything better than a good cup of coffee after a night of screaming some ones name? Especially if I don't have to make said coffee and I screamed the correct girls name! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Legs for one. The other is the thought of an evening of naked twister which culminated in some yodeling and spooning and all that she can get her hands on to go and make you French toast is your white business shirt which she took off with her teeth the night before. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.iranian.com/main/2009/sep/what-women-dont-want I was at a party when I was rushed to the roof of the building to save this beautiful Iranian woman who wanted to jump because another lady in the party was wearing the same exact dress as her. "Don't jump!" I screamed as I finished my beer and hid the empty bottle behind the air conditioner as you're supposed to. "Give me one good reason," she said as she gave me a sad, distraught look. "Look, I didn't think there would be a quiz when I was volunteered to come up here to play suicide prevention or else I would have studied. I can't think of a good reason. Can I give you 2 bad reasons instead?" "Life is meaningless now," she looked somberly away again. "I have to do this." "But, why?" I looked at my watch wondering if dinner was being served yet. "You just don't understand," she shook her head from side to side. She had nice earrings. "But don't you see??? I want to understand." I shook my head from side to side. I didn't have nice earrings. "I can't teach you stuff you wouldn't understand." She had a point. "Is that a movie line, Jennifer?” I didn’t have a point. "Jennifer?" She looked puzzled. "Who's Jennifer? This is Javaher. I think you're on the wrong rooftop." "My bad. I have a problem with names. But I still want to understand." "How can you understand???? You're a man." "So I'm not perfect. But enough about me, let's talk about your jump. Think of your family. Have you written a will? Have you taken care of all your bills? Have you paid the bill for the will? Did you make the funeral arrangements ahead of time? Do you know what it costs these days to arrange a basic funeral?" "I hate you." She had nice legs. I wondered if they were serving leg of lamb downstairs. "What did I do? I just got here and we don't know each other. I don't believe I have had a chance to prove myself worthless yet." "It doesn't matter... I hate you anyway because you're a man... Men would never understand anything they're supposed to.” "Like the dress thing?" "Dammit, there are so many other examples... Such as, do you ever appreciate what it takes to look like this, all perfect and ready for the cover of Vogue? Do you think it just happens?" "I suspect there is a lot of hard work involved... I assume there is a large supporting cast, that more than one can of hair spray is used up, that everything had to be planned a year in advance, such as you bought those shoes on January 2nd and built that whole outfit around it over the next few months and so it upsets you that another woman wore the same thing and blew all your hard work." "That's actually not bad. Are you one of those guys who make it a career out of learning what women want so they can get into their pants?" "I don't want women's pants. I got my own pants. But I got a beef with you women. You say guys are skirt-chasers, but then you accuse them of wanting into your pants. It makes no sense. You were wearing a skirt a minute ago. When did the pants get into the picture? Do you take off the skirt and put on the pants and then accuse the guy of trying to get into them?" "You're losing me. Look, this is not about you. This is about me. Because, let's face it, who's really jumping, you or me?" "I see your point." I wondered if I was missing the dessert now. "Then be quiet and let me rant. So are you one of those men who were given a book on reading women's minds as a back-handed present by the woman of their lives and end up reading the book because there is no other reading material in the bathroom?" "No. I'm one of those men who learn a lot of stuff that they don’t really want to through being with women. Like when they're off to a party, he is all ready and good, waiting over an hour for her in the car while she keeps saying 'I'll be there in a minute' and we both know well that she's still trying on everything in her wardrobe." "There you go ranting again. I think you really need to be up here jumping with me. " "Oh no, I don't want to steal your thunder. Carry on please. I'll just watch. Hey, how about I hook you up with one of my loser friends who have children from both a previous and a future marriage? Would you then come on down so that I'll be a hero for saving you?" "Is he good looking?" "No." "Is he a doctor?" "No." "Is his mom out of his life?" "No." "So…. Why I coming down, again?" "He imports basmati rice and sells it to Costco, wholesale." "Give me a hand, I'm coming down. And move it because they are serving the akbar-mashty downstairs right about now." Now none of you girls are like this right? Show up to the DZ and another girl is wearing the exact same outfit as you. But well.....we wouldn't hold you back from jumping. After all you could just be BASE jumping?

They go by lots of names, but the next time you fly in a Skyvan look around and just imagine how much cargo was carried around and to and from where. And no that black tar stuff on the ground isn't old gum.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well either way, I'm going to take my lawyers advice in that every stop over I will utilize my credit card to procure a small item and thus proving my existence. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Air America. They fly C-130's and other small transport planes all around the world moving....ahhh....stuff in the name of freedom and profit. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The first time I walked on to the DZ and saw a Sky Van, all I could think of was "Air America". Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The first is Persian, the second under it is in English. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

But I'm sure it gives out good GOP brothers a raging hard on. http://www.iranian.com/main/2009/sep/muslim-americans-got-rights For me, this is a rather serious concern. Can I do much? Nope (again note our GOP brothers rubbing their nipples). Can I say much? Nope (note as our GOP brothers giggle like little school girls). Will things change? Nope (note our GOP brothers are just at the point of climax). Has any of this happened to me in the past? Yes (oh there they go all orgasmic). Now I don't think our GOPers understand. Being the only "foreign" kid in wonder bread America you go out of your way to be help full. After all no one can derive a prejudice if you are help full. And thus I go out of my way to help others, be it strangers or the authorities. And this is what kind of makes me sick. You come to my door I'm going to invite you in, you ask me a question I will answer it honestly and if you wish to search my phone or my PC I'll have no questions. We call this being civil. Growing up I was told that I couldn't afford to act "American" in which I mean denying help or providing assistance to the authorities. But watching this video, perhaps I need to be more American and less Persian. Which is a real shame I honestly don't think tactics like this would work very well in capturing nor deterring terrorism. After all your average terrorist isn't too worried about how you feel about him and thus will most likely act "American" when questioned. But you have to love the precedent that was laid down by our former boy king. It's going to take ages to clean up his sorry ass mess. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh I gave up long ago trying to figure out what the logic behind a woman's actions were. I'm sure they are honest and best intentioned and make perfect sense to her and some of her friends. But deep down I'm an engineer and.....well.....I just need to know! Can we get one of those EEG's in here and one of those Cat things! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Another very good one is TED.com Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

This was my favorite part. A study from Meston's lab showed a strong correlation between how erect a man's penis is and how aroused he says he is. By contrast, the link is much weaker between a woman's physical arousal (as measured inside her vagina) and the arousal she says she feels, the researchers found. Dude! Sporting wood? YES Horny? I would say YES! Chick! Things lubricated down under? YES Horny? Well....I don't know.....what kind of clothes is he wearing.....what day of the week is it......do these shoes make my toes look fat....why is it so sunny.... I've often wondered what it would be like to map out a woman thought process. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/sex/sexist/12.jpg Breakfast baby a bit of grub. You know nothing special. Just some eggs, a bit of sausage, some toast and a nice cup of coffee.

I'm sorry mate....in truth she was just using you to cure her ice cream head ache. You were just a willing ready and some what able man who happened to have been walking by at the time. For future reference if you don't wish to be used, abused and never called back avoid any ice cream shops and ice cream trucks. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/Zapp-Brannigan-futurama-3153956-1024-768.jpg who loves you baby! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Pssst....I think they be deflecting yo! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I love when women talk dirty to me!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html # Story Highlights # "Why Women Have Sex" looks at the evolutionary reasons for women's choices # Study showed that physiological arousal for women does not equate with feelings # Women far less likely than men to have sex before kissing their partners # Study: Women able to tolerate 75 percent more pain during orgasm (how do you test this? purple nurples?) Every day I wake up I thank the Dude that I'm a Dude! I get wood that means I'm horny and alive! I don't get wood that means I'm dead. Why do I have sex? Ahhhh well.....aaahhhhh....because it feels good and is way more fun than dusting the house or saving the world! I'm a dude! Head, shaft & balls! I'm simple now why can't you girls be this easy!

1) Check the books. 2) Check with HR. 3) Check with an accountant, you may have to pay taxes on this kind of gift. 4) Check to see if you own the right king of clothing for such an adventure. I suggest... http://www.kdoctv.net/images/magnum1.jpg 5) Can you tan? I mean really? Can you? and 6) Is she cute?

I think it would be a very liberating experience and would bring about deep moments of contemplation which will enviably lead to world peace. But one will have to be wary of the attire to be worn that day. I suggest loose fitting natural fabric pants. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I was just in DR for 4 days, the boys were let loose to enjoy the fresh air. In the office it's boxer briefs. But this brings up an important conversation I had with my friends. Why isn't there an international free balling it day? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That X-33 with it's aero spike rocket engine was pure sex! Shame it got killed off by the bean counters! As for the sky van, ie the flying Winnebago http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9447/spaceballslarge011uy.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I can't say much due to legal reasons but you guys would just about flip your lid if you were to see the insane out of this world never gonna happen stuff that the Star Wars Program funded! Crap that makes you look at your basic physics book and say, "Yo bro, your math doesn't hold up!" but never the less hundreds of millions were spent. So they stripped the power to procure from the scientists and engineers and gave it to a bunch of art history majors. Ever try to explain basic metallurgy and fluid dynamics to an art history major so that they will write you a check so you can buy $50k worth of metal to test? The on going joke is that Area 51 is only invisible to the procurement office. And any procurement staff who gets too close to Area 51 is canonized! As in placed in a 16in cannon and fired for effect. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

An amazing airplane and an amazing time! Everything seemed to go to crap right around the time of Star Wars. When that thing hit the fan the stack of regulations that fell on the government engineering community nearly killed every one! You guys should see what level of effort it takes to procure one sub $100k prototype! Let alone fund an R&D effort of the level of the X-15. Freaking bean counters and lawyers! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW! Where is he going to land! The next state over! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!