shah269

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  1. Its because then we can wear any heels we want and still look adorably tiny Thats my excuse anyways. Yeah but from a mechanics point of view, if you are the same height as me, when you put on those 8in heals then we can have sex standing up and it won't be as difficult. if you are super short and you need 8in heals just to be even with me then well it's just not going to be as much fun! Also....take it from a guy who is 5in taller than his wife, jumping into her car after she has adjusted the seat can be very dangerous! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. So I'm looking at all of these photos from the Tea Bag, hay lets face it very few people know that you can buy loose leaf tea, rally and I just have one question. Where are all the tan people? I didn't see a single ethnic person in any of those pictures. Sure lots of guys who look 9 months pregnant smoking holding signs but no one of color? What gives? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. I think the part that got me was that the kids gave it a name. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. He wasn't an AFF instructor. He went through the AFF training program. Shucks! How cool would that have been.
  5. Oh I agree. As long as it was humane. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. I think these were city kids. That's why I'm a little taken. If you are raised on a farm, well it's just the way of the world. But city kids tend to be a bit more insulate and you would expect a bit more attachment. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. I know but well that's you and I but these are little school kids. You would think that they would be a little more attached. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_sheep_odd LONDON (Reuters) – A group of schoolchildren who reared a lamb from birth and named it Marcus has overridden objections by parents and rights activists and voted to send the animal to slaughter. I'm this far =>
  9. I am over 6 feet tall, I fit in better cars than those, and know how to spell "hey" Red Miata
  10. Do you guys remember the Simpson's episode where Homer becomes a truck driver? Well remember in the beginning they are at a steak house where the cows are chosen like lobster? Not really a nice thing to think of but kind of funny. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. I'm Persian, I'm fuzzy need I say more or would you like a photo of my Rasta ass? I once mooned a bunch of hippies they thought it was Bob Marlie's ghost! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. WOW! How cool would it be to have had him as your AFF instructor!
  13. cancer sucks! it just sucks! it's evil and heartless and will take the best ones out with out so much as a second thought. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_swayze That sucks! Cancer sucks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Wife just added that you forgot to include The ability to cook a good meals and know how to clean around the house. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. Don't mean to go OT but ever see a 6ft tall guy try and get into an S2000? Or the new Cayman. WOW! But hay I can't complain, I'm healthy which is just fine in my book. But I do have to agree with you, the ability to carry ones self and to hold a conversation does seem to impress you ladies more than I give it credit. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. It's the same joke said over and over again. Thus it's just one. When I think of a new one we'll call it two. Sweet BASE jumping Jesus, have a fiber bar will ya! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. Talk about double standard! You can say this and I think, cool girl can speak her mind. Very hip! I make one chubby chick joke and BAM! 50 angry emails about how I'm the biggest dog and how I should be skinned and feed to pigs. But being short, only 5'9" sucks! Well except when it comes to fitting into sports cars! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. And your thoughts on Jim Carrey http://www.popsucker.net/images/popsucker/ohdeargodno.jpg And yeah sure, he got "the" girl but only after she had gone around the block at least a half dozen times and carried more baggage than an 747. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. They’re obviously trying to sell a type of promiscuous Danish woman and exploit the idea that you can lure quick, blonde Danish women home Sounds good to me! So....who is going! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. Pull my finger But true, a sense of humor may not get you to come over but.....it will help you stick around.
  22. You know guys, you really have to give the long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed dumb girls a chance! And here are the reasons why; 1) You come home late with lip stick on your collar and she will believe you just had a flat tire. 2) "Yeah girl, every one is recording love making and no I wont' share it with my friends!" 3) If you really loved me you would support Operation Share the Love and help me pick up that hot Brazilian girl at the end of the bar! 4) She's just an old friend. And she will believe you. 5) No I have had this old, fill in the blank, for ages! It just looks new because I never take it out. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. Smart girl right here! Every girl, correction every chick head says the sense of humor line when asked what they want in a guy. And every one knows it's a crock. After all if sense of humor was that hot why was Robin Williams never voted Americas Sexiest man? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. I'm probably not interested in the kind of guy who tells me his schlong size before the first date Wendy P. Oh like you girls don't look Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. Sense of humor is a total cop out. That's a standard response women give so as to not appear as shallow as the guys! Come on! How about schlong size? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!