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  1. Of all the things I don't want! A virgin! UH GOD! WHY! No turn off the light, No don't put your finger there. No don't put your fingers there either. No I don't like this song, i want it to be done right. No don't push No don't just lay there. No smile! No don't smile that much. No turn off the camera..... I mean really! Just give me one girl who knows what the hell she is doing and I'll die a happy man! Extra points will be given if she is from Brazil
  2. I a so far above the average person with respect to my superior intellect I typed this message via the power of my mind!
  3. Both bikes posed, the Honda and the Kow, are great bikes. I've ridden both and both are very responsive and easy to control. Since you live in the UK and not the US and are only planning on staying local I highly recommend you stick with sup 500CC bikes for a little while. But I highly encourage you to procure 1) A good set of riding boots. 2) A good set of riding pants. 3) A good jacket, leather or mesh. 4) Gloves. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. I've seen it and I've had it tested on me. HURTS like hell! And yes you can die from extreme pain. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. sat⋅ire   /ˈsætaɪər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [sat-ahyuhr] Show IPA Use satire in a Sentence See web results for satire See images of satire –noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. 2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule. 3. a literary genre comprising such compositions. I had a close relationship with my packer, not only was he a cool guy but he taught me so much about how the various systems functioned and what to look for. As a n00b he was the best guy to talk to. After all you are trusting your life to the guy. So love thy packer, buy him a drink or two and some lunch every now and again and remember to tip and tip often. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Black GPZ-1100 It has 26k miles on it and it's still a blast to ride. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. Depends? Were you screaming your own name?
  8. 12 MIN! Switch hands man! Your going to go blind in one eye! And don't blame it on the Espresso! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. shah269

    Boring

    I could always start some sort of thunder thighs rubber chicken thread? Sounds better than hail damaged thighs. I'm stupid not crazy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. You know the article has a video and more pictures of boobies and coffee
  11. Hey, I'm new....look at the number of jumps and the slightly gimpy leg. I love boobies and coffee.
  12. shah269

    Boring

    I could always start some sort of thunder thighs rubber chicken thread? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. Bikini-Clad Baristas Charged With Prostitution After Reportedly Serving More Than Coffee Thursday, September 24, 2009 Five bikini-clad baristas in Everett, Wash., face prostitution charges after police said that they served up more than just hot coffee at an espresso stand, Q13FOX.com reported. The five women, employed by Everett's 'Grab-N-Go' espresso stand, have been charged with prostitution and violating the city's Adult Entertainment ordinance, Sergeant Robert Goetz told Q13 FOX News. Police reportedly conducted a two month investigation into the bikini-clad baristas' behavior after multiple customers complained. During the probe, police found inappropriate and lewd behavior, Q13FOX.com reported. "For extra money these women would expose their entire body. If they were wearing a bikini they would either take it off or at least lower it. There were some allegations... Complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women," Everett Police Sergeant Robert Goetz told Q13 FOX News. In one instance, police responding to an alarm at the coffee shop found a barista with no clothes on, Q13FOX.com reported. But Bill Wheeler, the owner of the Grab-N-Go, is defending his business — explaining that the women who work at the espresso stand each sign agreements guaranteeing that they will not behave inappropriately. Wheeler tells Q13 FOX News that the business' policy is strictly enforced and all employees who violate it are terminated immediately. elated Stories "Any girl caught doing anything illegal will be fired on the spot," Wheeler told Q13 FOX News. "Every girl that works for us knows that our policy states clearly, acceptable attire for work. They must cover their bottoms and use pasties, if necessary," Wheeler said. If convicted, the bikini-clad baristas could face a fine. The guy or gal who complained should be taken to the edge of town and asked to never come back! http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local-beat/Controversy-Brews-Over-Bikini-Baristas-60280417.html http://www.bizzia.com/franchisepick/files/2008/05/sexpresso1-nc.jpg http://media.nbcsandiego.com/images/410*307/Bikini-Barista-blurb.jpg I mean really! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. HA! Oh come on guys, you haven't lived till you've been to Africa (enjoy the photos). It's the mother land! The food is great, the wine is great and da women are HOT! The weed.....not bad either!
  15. HOLY CRAP THAT WAS GOOD! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. Are there any dwarf skydivers? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. So....I"ll see you at the side of the gate prior to boarding? Or being pulled aside for a "quick" question coming back into the country. Profiling is wrong but profiling and having people evaporate is even more wrong. The gist of my post was, due to my upbringing and being the foreign kid I'm more prone to being helpful and cooperative which in this case can and will be used against me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. So 7 cells are just slower.....you would think this would be perfect for student and beginners? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. As a person with no real home nor sense of belonging I felt at most at home in Africa. I recall my first time there, 25 hour flight, 1 hour in customs, and a few in the back of a car. I got to my hotel room in Cape Town and I was just in desperate need of fresh air. And my hotel in the wine growing region of Cape Town had this large sliding glass door that gave you a great view of false bay. But it was about 1am and you couldn't see a thing. Never the less i needed some air. And as I slid that door open and that tsunami of fresh Air spiced with the essence of Africa hit me for the first time I felt comfortable, I felt as if I was at home. It was the best nights sleep I had ever had. We are all from Africa, we are all brothers, we are all one big family and the sooner we realize that our difference are all imaginary the sooner we can evolve and become better than we are.
  20. GOOD! But guys, gals, I did not say one word about size in this thread. So.....what gives? I can see it now, I'll start a thread about how I drink one can of Red Bull per day and some one is going to accuse me of only drinking from skinny cans? Relax chill! Smile! Each to their own. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. I like dwarf porn, my dick looks bigger? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. See if I ever give you a hug. Ah OK, see like I said it's a little insight into the Persian culture of vanity, banter, status and dating. No wonder you didn't get it. It's cool.
  23. 1) That was kind of an angry post. I demand a hug. 2) It's just what I saw on line and thought I would share. The one the other day was an article on CNN that was very interesting and this one was just a funny little story. 3) And I love girls, but I don't take much crap from them and thus I sometimes come across as crass but in truth I just don't have time for the drama that some women put forth. So, what did you think of the little story. A little over dramatic don't you think? I loved the part about her asking him if he wanted to jump with her. And his response about how she shouldn't jump unless she had made the appropriate preparations. The story has to do as much as with Persian culture as with male female interactions. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Com in, check in, if they look like they are up to their eyes in sick people ask if I can go and do some stuff and be back in a half an hour or so. I know it's easier said then done especially with kids. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!