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It's actually an ancient Persian holiday to celebrate the longest night of the year. There is even a "santa" except his african and represents father time. So find your local Persian and thank him or her for giving you another great reason to spend time with friends and family. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If all one does is focus on the pebbles on the road they will never enjoy the journey. If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass every time he hopped. I hit a nerve. Ok which one of these three is you! Come on say it? The porn? The bossy wife or the out of touch one who thinks Heff has tickle fights. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If all one does is focus on the pebbles on the road they will never enjoy the journey. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW...i just hit one nerve after another. I bet you could give me a half a bottle of tequila, blind fold me, spin me around at least 5 dozen times, give me a dart to throw at a wall with a random assortment of phrases and I would still hit one that would hit the spot. Tell me ladies you haven't done this crap. Oh lord tell me you haven't! And here I thought, from reading your posts, that you ladies were at least an order of magnitude above these girls! Clear and coherent....but I have this funny feeling....that a few of you are quilt of such insanity. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Of every thing written above....this is your issue? An H? sure what ever next time I'll slap an H in there to make you feel better. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yes.....some one hug me....we all have our deep dark secrets and well....I watch The Girls Next Door. But it's because I want to know what my hero Heff is up to. Any accidental niplige or cleavage I see are just extra. xtravrtsoul Really? You've had these conversations? I mean ok, yeah porn isn't some ones cup of tea but...how can one make a valid argument about something they haven't even been exposed to. That's like me, a man, arguing that one brand of bra's are better than the other....WTF? HU...sound made when dudes are confused as in HU. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

These are three conversations I've had in the last few weeks. Before you read on please ladies I implore you i beg of you don't be like this. If you find your self acting this way STOP! 1) Don't even know how or why it started. But while on the phone with one of my friends the conversation turned to porn. 45 min of her arguing it was a "bad influence" on sexuality. And no one could do that......and it was bad. And I arguing no, 'Vivid makes some great porn which isn't degrading nor over the top like some of those odd ones where there aer 15 guys and one girl'.....so then, me being a master mind and a superb observer, i ask....."when was the last time you've seen a porno movie?" Dead silence! Ah ha! I may be slow but woman I gotz you by the titties now! "Well?" Dead silence....then a stumble on to the same argument.... "Well?" Her "never" Me "So you spent 45 min of my time arguing about something you know next to nothing about?" Her "I had a gut feeling!" Me "45 minutes over a gut feeling? A GUT FEELING?" Her "Yeah" (she had no intention of admitting fault, Shah theory #1 women will never admit fault ) Me "Your getting a porno for Xmas!" Her "OH" (note lack of argument! proving every one really does actually either want to watch porn or likes porn) Me "then you'll have something to argue about!" => I sent her a porno for Xmas! 2) You know I would love to know what goes on inside a womans brain. Maybe to see the logic diagram to see what out of this world logic is used to justify their nutty expectations. I have a friend, she's what one would call.....well let's just say she wears the pants in the house. Deep down she's as insecure as a fat chick in a sea or super models but instead of being civil she has gone for the offensive approach. She's married....for now....to a rather quiet guy. An only son and more or less a mamas boy. The ying and the yang. She's upset, in fact she is pissed. He's not passionate enough, he's not proactive enough he's not....he doesn't talk much. So I ask her, then who does all the talking? Her "me" Who tells him what to do and when to do it? Her "me" Have you considered shutting the hell up and giving the man a chance for his balls to descend? Her "no" Why I ask Her "then it would be quiet and nothing would get done." Maybe if you give the man a little breathing room and some empowerment he would talk? Her "That's preposterous!" And the loving Her "Horrible! He doesn't woo me enough to get me in the mood!" And what is "enough" Her "5 days of text messages from work telling me how sexy I look!" So you tell him what to do, you do all the talking and you wonder why he isn't wooing you for 5 days for 15min of loving? Her "Yes! What is wrong with you men!" Have you considered therapy? Her "no your crazy!" =>she got a pair of leather hand cuffs for xmas 3) I had a good one last week in Yoga class. Class starts at 6 but I'm there by 5:50 setting up my mat and talking to the ladies. Conversation turns to buying kinky items for xmass. me "Yeah it's always good to get something different." her "Yeah I agree, it's good to mix things up." me "And I have to support my hero Heff, what a man, what a life...." her "Heff? me "You know, Heff the creator of playboy, the guy who is now dating three girls who's combined ages are less than his! You know HEFF!" her "Oh he's not doing anything with those girls!" me "HU!" her "Oh he's not doing anything with those girls." me "HU!" her "Oh he's..." me "No i got you, but HU? You think they are having a tickle contest every night or something?" her "Oh he's...." me "You really don't get a guys sex drive do you?" her "Oh he's...." me "wow.....ok! Look class starts!" Heff is banging those girls like a storm door in a category 5 hurricane! And I assure you it's not just BJ's and missionary! Knowing that guy and having watched the show girls next door and seen what's in his bed room...that man is one kinky ass boy! and he's my hero! in my next life I want to be his left nut! This was a pubic service announcement. Ladies, only can prevent your partner form offing themselves due to brain damage caused by trying to understand you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I could care less about the mosque! Honest! How about we politely ask the Saudi Counselet to get the hell off the island of Manhattan! After all how many of the terrorists were from Saudi Arabia? And which nation is financing terrorism? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I thought Fosters was great, when I was in college 20 years ago. I am much better educated since then. It was a size issue. I wanted a lot of beer but not quite 6 cans so i went for the big oil can. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

yeah...live and learn i guess. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

clean the top rack and drain...you know nothing special. From what I can tell it's a major design flaw. I've had every component replaced, EVERY SINGE ONE. And it still shits the bed three times a year....the freaking warantee people will not replace the freaking thing! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So I had a shitty day today, took the day off for the dishwasher dude to come and fix overpriced LG dishwasher. At 10 i get a call that they screwed up and that they won't be able to make it....gee thanks! this is the third time this year this machine has broken so i say screw it....i'm going to call the service contractor / lg to get this thing out of my freaking condo! 3 hours later....and a rude "no we'll keep fixing it!" and they hung up....ah ok. Go to home depo where i bought this thing and implored them for help! And they said they would do their best. So by then....i'm just dead tired. It's been a hell of a month and well i didn't need this. Pick up a roast beef sub and a big can of fosters.....and wow....deep breath wow....so relaxing. So i raise my oil tan to all, may your day be better than mine. and if it's looking bad.....grab a beer and a sub and just breath. Life sucks, but it has to get better. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

+1! But am I the only one here thinking....wow...how much fun would she be in the sack? God i miss dating ballet dancers. They were bendy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

My heart goes out to you. Loosing a friend is never easy, loosing one who had a special place in your heart and so close to the holidays is even harder. I wish you and your family the best. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No.....that's bad. As in not good. Went xmass shopping for friends and family.....went in feeling crummy, left feeling crummy. Ah i'll figure this out. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Retail Therapy....I don't get it! It just doesn't work for me....is it a chick thing? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

They have good food, good drinks and the girls are kind of grabby. As for what there is to do? In that town...not much really? There is a lame casino you could go to and the water front there isn't much. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

To not fall into myself, I'm afraid this time i may not come back out. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Just talking to a mate about this and we came to the same conclusion. I've said this before and I'll say it again. Go to the mall, especially this close to Christmas, look carefuly. The ladies are getting off on shopping. Thus I think that this endeavor though noble is bound to be a flop. Now a $300 rent out a gay best friend.....and now we may be getting some place! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Who is the chick...wow gorgeous! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm very surprised the other players haven't punished him for his actions. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The parents called the FBI? GREAT! Now we have to figure out who the hell was paying for these morons to fly to Pakistan and who was covering their costs. Once we have that person, we try them and hang them. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Unless she told me to do it and insisted....other than that i wouldn't. I'm a very private person and I respect others privacy and I can't think anything more private to a woman than her purse. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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