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  1. SMART MAN! And here is why! 1) He can go to the bar and talk to other women and she won't know! 2) Really...there is nothing wrong with a girl who is 20! Have you seen the body of a 20 yo girl....SMOKING! no saggage! 3) She thinks he's smarter because he is older! 4) I bet she has a cute giggle! 5) She's happy with him taking her out to Taco Bell 6) Compared to the guys her age he actually has money.....well...at least more then those loosers anyway! 7) He may have his own place....and she is fine with helping him.....well she does the cleaning. 8) WHY THE HELL NOT! No joke my Yoga instructor who is much like my other mom last week stopped me on my way out of class to talk. And she gave me some very serious words of wisdom. "Shah, I'm well over 60, for the past 20 years I've been a Yoga instructor and 99% of the people who walk into this studio are women, I know women. And you are a nice guy and so I say this with love, DATE YOUNGER! You will be a happier man. Women your age (33) are crazy. Namiste" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. God...I've been on dates with about 12 or so girls over the past 5 months, I've more or less have been a dog. And sadly I've come to the conclusion that American women come in two quantities 1) rubenesque 2) Skinny and nuts And since i'm not into "big women" nor care to deal with a woman who think their farts are god's gift to man I've been relegated to only dating foreign women. Which is ok due to them being skinny and funny and having nice accents.....but well....been there done that! Foreign girls....well....they are too much work. You have to each them all about the great movies just so they get half your jokes and then there is the ever "US history lessons".....lots of work! How hard is it to find an American girl, size 8 and well under with a minimum of a 4 year education and who isn't bat $#!t crazy or who weighs less than I do? 3 2 1 some one hand me that asbestose cod piece I think I'm going to need it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. Once we unlock the code of consciousness we will have the greatest most addictive drug on the planet. Living "the" dream "a" dream every day to forgo the bitterness and pitfalls of reality and to die having done nothing, given nothing and risked nothing with a big fat smile on our faces. The matrix? It's not a prison but heaven with led foil patina. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. "Americas only friend in the middle east can do no wrong." see how easy was that!
  5. You know what this reminds me of? When Jesus H Bush was in power and the bible thumping nut jobs use to go around praising how he could do no wrong. It's the same with this situation. To every post just type "Americas only friend in the middle east can do no wrong." Don't argue, if it's what you believe just say it. I'm sure they could have blown those boats out of the water and odds are quite a few in the US would have said "Americas only friend in the middle east could and will do no wrong." And that's what it comes down to. Peoples beliefs vs. human rights. And this is where you question my education and my heritage and end with.... "Americas only friend in the middle east can do no wrong." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Hey look not my fault they didn't stand up and fight. I mean really! Kind of sad wouldn't you say? I'm sure the Germans would have thought twice if there were a few good rockets maybe they would have thougth twice. But back on topic, any way you cut this....well except here in the US...things don't look good for our one and only friends in the Middle East. Remember Turkey was their only real friend. And it looks as if they may have done a good job with endign that friendship. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. OK they lack the helecopters and dont' clamin to be gods people oh...and they can tan! So......why can't their actions be ok? I mean they could in theory just declare war on any country they want jump their ship and take all the goodies....right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. You know what I find funny. The irony of the situation. Didn't the Germans round up all the Jews of Eastern Europe and force them to live in very confined space and slowly starved them to deah? Now haven't the Israelies done the same thing with the Palestenians? Execpt that unlike the Jews these darn good for nothing Palestenians keep fighting badk and not starving! I mean really! Don't they know they are not gods chosen people! God only likes people of European decent who can't get tans. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. You left out a really important number 3 3) Right to be free of Jews in the middle east. Yep, move out all those pesky Jews and terrorism might actually decline (for a few months). Actually the way that population is going...odds are in a few years they may need to really start importing boat loads of Eastern Europeans just so they can keep their 1-4 numbers! Look at the past, look before the little hotel boom boom before all the land grabs almsot every one but the christians lived in peace with each other. But then a few dozen boats arrived because no one in the west wanted these people and land was taken and it all went to shit. But back on topic, the facts...only the facts. International waters? Check! Cvilians? Check! Some one jumps on the ship? Check! The passangers do their best to kick their sorry asses off? Check? Hell man what next? Are you going to say what the Samali pirates are doing is ok? I mean really. But i know i know...gods chosen people....can't question what they do because "god" may get pissed. Speaking of which has any one seen this "god"? We need to talk to him about a few things! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. The #1 way of preventing terrorism is to provide people with two unalienable human rights. 1) Right to freedom of movement and assembly. 2) Right to work and make a living. Note South Africa and the US with the Native Americans. i.e. treat them as you wish to be treated. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. So is the rational for why "gods chosen" people oppress those that are not chosen. What we are looking at really is the world's last remaining segregated state. And much like all those that came before it will either integrate or fall. I'm sorry it's how evolution works. You can kick and kill but change will come. And one day, hopefully sooner than later their society will have to learn how to integrate with those who they have displaced. And if they get lucky they will build casinos and offer tax free smokes! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. 1) A bunch of guys fell from the sky in international waters. 2) The people on the boat grabbed what ever they could to defend their ship. 3) Gods chosen people didn't look so good when all that was found on the ships were hospital supplies. The facts mam....just the facts. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. Oh yeah Ar-15, supplied by the US Vs. Steel pipes and chairs....oh yeah really armed! Thank god they weren't throwing shoes! I mean how dare they not accept their deaths with open arms! No it's ok go with the shoot first part, I like your line of logic. Look people on a ship, they may not like us, shoot first and we will all be forgiven we are the master race / gods good guys. Look if you accidentally start switching to a nicer German accent while formulating your arguments keep going with it. Why fight it! God's chosen people / master race? I mean just semantics! Don't these unclean unchosen people know that they are not really human and should be treated as such? I mean it worked so well in South Africa! FYI, this war logic thing you are using, is the exact same line of logic Bind Ladin uses to justify his actions. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. No no i like this idea! Gods chosen shock troops free falling from the sky landing on the deck of a civilian ship and shooting any one they see who gets in their way. And how dare they stand up and try to resist being taken over! I mean after all....not like they are gods chosen people / master race! I mean come on! These people tan! And god only loves those people from Eastern Europe and who get well over 50% of their income from the US. Bro, keep this up and you are going to make Binladin sound like he's of sound mind and body. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Shooting unarmed civilians...? Now would these repelling super men be speaking German and using well made Luger hand guns....? Ah hell just gass the boat! I mean not like they are the master race / gods chosen people. This didn't work in South Africa and it's not going to work for the chosen ones. Eventually they will be less chosen and US aid will stop comming in and they will have to find another way to keep their first world level of living with a third world economy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. And we shall not mention anything about how some well adjuges Eastern Europeans blew up a hotel where a few dozen English officers were hanging out so as to force the UN to leave the country thus allowing them to maybe stretch out a little? If you are in international waters, and dudes jump on your ship you are 100% with in your own right kick their sorry asses off! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. 1) If in the middle of the night a bunch of guys with what appeared to be guns jumped on my boat I think I would do my best to kick their asses. I'm sorry while in international waters what did you think was going to happen? Give them a hug, a cup of tea and some cookies? Hell now, guys land on deck guys get shit kicked out of them and asked to go swim with the fishes. Like it or not it was international waters. 2) Never drop a line on a deck of a ship. Really! I know that the US pays IDF for its education and it would be nice if they actually paid attention for once. All one of these people had to do was take the rope, tie it to a solid part of the deck and the Capitan to either stop the ship or make a hard U turn. And that bird in the sky would be nothing more than fish food. 3) This so called god that gave these people the right to kick and punch and evict natives from their lands. Can we maybe call this looser to the stand to verify if that is exactly what he was talking about. This kind o f behavior does not work in the 21 century. Either work with your neighbors and integrate or die. I'm sorry that you are outnumbered 4-1 by tan people. Screw more have more kids and maybe you can make that an even 1-1 till then shut up sit down and lean to live with your neighbors and those you have hurt. But what am I talking about, we are in the US, you can questions gods chosen people in polite company in the US! Oh well....let's hand them another billion in aid and see if that will help things out! Never mind we could use that money to maybe fix our own country! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. Look it's hard to argue with "gods" chosen people. Now why god woudl choose some eastern european white dudes over say people of Africa or Southern Asia....is beyond me. Thus we must call this "god" to the stand and talk to him regarding his choice of chosen people. Becuase let's face it they are kind of acting like a bunch of morons. Yeah we really do feel bad for you for what those bad Germans did but I mean really? Why can't you just stop being so gosh darn stubborn and lean how to live WITH your neighbors instead of kicking them off their land and shooting at them! I mean really! I'm sure "GOD" would so not be happy! FYI I think "Gods" kid, JC, he was an Arab with a year around tan. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. I'm comming back from an ijury and a divorce to a woman who I thought I would spend the rest of my life with. Ever since the moment she left me all i could think of was taking that short step off the long ride. I jump and I will continue to jump because it's the only time I find peace. It brings me closer to the universe. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. My grandmother. Even from the otherside I feel her near me protecting me from those who wish ill of me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. How much thrust do you get out of it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. No they were never dead. They were just "stuck". Some stayed others left. But in the end they all got back together again. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. Go to the VIDEO_TS directory. Copy the biggest .vob file you can find to your harddrive. Rename .vob to .mpg OK WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU 3 HOURS AND 5 DOWN LOADS AGO!
  24. ok that thing sucked! it didn't even want to see the DVD. I clicked on the DVD drive and took me into the directory...yeah that's not what i want! I'll try handbrake Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  25. man this is the 5th video program i have downloaded today! hope it works.... all i want is to convert this DVD into a file that facebook will eat up! WTF! how hard can that be! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!