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Roger I worked with my instructor to make sure I was out of the way of every one as well as when I was going to pull and where I was going to land. But it's amazing! We jumped I would say a half a mile to the right of the DZ and as I looked down I was a solid mide to the left of the DZ, carved back and still had time to burn. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

She married some fugly ass dude! Skinny as hell, looks as if he has some sort of back problem, looks 100lbs wet and appears to be affraid of the sun? My god couldn't she find her self a more dudly dude? Maybe some guy with a tan and a straight spine! I mean really, I know she's not much of a catch but you would think she coudl do better! Well gives ugly MOFOS like me hope. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So I did two jumps this past Friday. On one I practiced the usual spins and flips and what not. And on the other I did a track dive. First on belly, then back and then back to belly. And holy mother of god! You really go far when you track from 14k ft! I was amazed as to how fast I was able to track the length of the runway and well past where I wanted to be for deployment! I can only immagine what you wing suit guys get! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm an engineer. And in the engineering world we have a saying. If her eyebrows aren't connected and she's not wearing sweat pants she is HOT. But due to having taste and fearing getting my ass kicked by my mother for bringing home a handsome woman.....I do not flirt at work. And it's not that that I don't want to but.....the pastures are dry and scary. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

no you're just an engineer... 31k skydivers - 1k women = 30k male Some of those ladies are kind of dudely so I wasn't sure how to cut it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sex sells, always have always will. If you don't like it move to a nice place like Iran where sex is only sold on the black market. And no these guys were smart. 31k skydivers in the US +/-? Of which 1k are women? +/-? Where would my add money go the furthest? I'm not a rocket scientist but 31K is slightly bigger than 1k and thus a bigger slice of the pie. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The Bull fight is the physical representation of the eternal struggle between a man and a women. The man is the bull. The woman, is the Matador. That's right, the most macho guy in Spain is actually in drag. The story starts off as it always does, the noble man walks into the arena that is life. He is teased by the women who stand around, who play with him and stab him in the back over and over again. Note that the picadors and all the other participants are very well dressed in bright colors. After suffering indignation and barbs to his back the bull finds the women of his life. The matador. She dances with him, passing him here and there until she lines him up and stabs him in the heart, that's what the matador is doing when he's lining up the bull. To be dragged around the arena one more time before his exit. Is it barbaric? Yes. But is what we do to each other any better? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Guys, gals I've had the week to end all weeks and it's only tuesday. I may soon loose my wings...just when I got them back due to legal and financial issues. So right now.....I don't care. A hug would be nice but honestly....i don't care how any one read what I write or what they say. I may either be out well over $50k or I may loose my ability to jump so..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know it goes both ways. I'm sure some of the girls have been on dates with guys who would not shut up about a subject such as work or a hobby. It would be nice to have a card that said, "Tonight I'm using this card and I wish for us to talk about anything but this given subject." (now some one will find fault with this and accuse me of being some sort of pigdog) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You guys got all that from all the nice things I put up? WOW! I was trying to be civil. Maybe I'll just stop trying to be civil and go back to being a dick. Not only is it more fun but I don't get blind sided. Sing with me brother "long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied, amazing assed hotties.....bring their own coupon to dinner!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh shut up! Man I'm trying to be nice here! I didn't say one thing about size or weight or anything. And look at the shit I get! Watch me get some shit. I went out with this Hungarian girl for a month, we just broke up because due to distance and schedule we could only see each other on Sundays. I made her French Toast with fresh strawberries when she slept over. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

oye vey! even when i'm......ah forget about it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Did i mention size in that? Go look. I think the words were summed up as someone kind caring, understanding and passionate. SHIT! who wants that right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW....really wow? You know I bet I could say I like chocolate ice cream and someone would jump down my thoat. Did you read what I wrote? Or are you projecting? A cupon to forgo talking about a subject and to get to know some one better.....is a bad thing? Forgoing an expensive dinner to go for an affordable one that lasts longer to get to know someone is a bad thing? Ok you know what ever. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

sweet moses! well....what ever. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So you want a uptight girl who, never helps you in the kitchen, is slightly outo f her mind, calls you a moron every time you do something wrong and has the sex drive of a dead nun? Really? Well if so then dating for you must be easy! Hell I've had girls tell me all kinds of nutty things. Everything from, "Well....would you ever consider returning the cats to the pound where you found them." to "I don't like that you use the microwave to heat food and these robts that cean your house make you lazy!" to my favorite line "Your a great guy, but I don't think I like this life you have of riding your motorcycle and skydiving." You know what would be cool though....a "let's not talk about this" coupon that each person has. If your date won't shut up about work or you can't shut up about your last jump he or she can give you this coupon to shut up and not talk about that subject for the evening.

Where did you get that? Look you will always make money, time....time is something you just can't get back. And with time you can make money but money won't get your time back. So it's not about using a coupon it's about living with in your means and on the first few dates taking it easy and forgoing the huge $$$ for more talk is the best way to go. Yeah there are girls out there who are only interested in huge $$$ and they have a right to be. Because it's what makes them happy. And instead of using a coupon going to a quieter less expensive location for dinner will help one determine what she really wants. Because in the end all guys more or less want the same thing. A cool chick, who can make dinner once a week, isn't too nutty, isn't too uptight, eager to make us scream the lords name twict to three times a week and who understand that even though we guys mean well and our intentions are in the right place our actions may fall a bit short. But what women want....that changes second to second day to day for no other reason than just because. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sorry another $1k! So that's $3k thus far...and let's not even talk about refinancing the house to take her name off the loan! Man...I may have to start dancing for the blind if I'm to ever afford to have any fun again! And ladies, no quarter or loose change will be accpted! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

AHHH CRAP! Legal fees just hit me....I'm dead! There goes $1k! Freaking divorce! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

But, many people with money do--if only in some cases to present one and weed out the reaction of their first-dates they suspect may only be after them for their money. Look I'm ugly enough, I'm just happy she is there. And for me money....look I've been rich and I've been poor. and trust me being rich is nice! But here is the deal, I'm looking to find some one to share my life with. And if I invest some money she needs to invest something much more valuable...her time and her understanding. And if she can do that then well together....with my income and her income (say 80% of what I make) we could have a hell of a life together. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Just window shopping and setting up plans as to how much I need to save up. After speaking with my instructor I will go with a 9 cell ZP at or around the jumbo size of 240-260. Most likely 260. I live close enough to the DZ that i don't "have" to jump. Per our conversation i idicated that I'm not one to bow to pressure, if it's too windy then well...it's too windy. And with my desire for soft landings and my conservative flight paths a fat 9 cell will do. As for how much? I hope around $2k Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh you know a little tracking, a little catching up with friends, a little flip here or there a little sit if i get that far with soft openings and soft landings on nice days where the winds don't go past 15mph. I think I have a lead from some one here that sounds good. No AAD but....I'll buy that later if the deal works out. The thing that gets me is the ZP vs F111 and the 9 cell vs 7 cell thing. I JUST WANT SLOW SLOFT DUMB DUMB LANDINGS! I have other things to impress the ladies with. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So what..i'm some what big? It was a broken canopy which was old and no longer ZP and was a 265. I'm not jumping a 285 which is very nice.....but I'm going to try a 260 when I get a chance. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What's a "big boy" rig? I'm not that BIG. I'm 5'8" and 180/185lbs...do i qualify as big? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

All i want is nice safe soft openings and nice safe soft landings in winds at no faster than say 15mph. I like this sport, it is not my life. If it's windy, so what? I'll just sit and hang out with friends. If it's nice I'll jump. But there doesn't seem to be many like me. Maybe I'm old before my time. Or maybe I just don't get it. In the end it's me and the blue sky, who am i impressing? Who can even see me? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!