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Because you have b(+)(+)bies on the brain! http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/stancho/425_Scarlett_Johansson_NO_BRA_NIP_SLIP_Signed_8x10_WOW___.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

YEAH! I blame my friends! We had this "talk" "Shah you are 34, bla bla bla you are older bla bla bla bla you can't risk just going after one girl for months on end and seeing how it works out bla bla bla you really should date more than one girl at the same time bla bla bla serial monogamy bad for someone in your position bla bla bla bla” And now I'm here.......eh....should be fun! I guess I got lucky that Valentine's day falls on a Monday!

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20110210/capt.photo_1297290967728-1-0.jpg Lindsay Lohan (C) arrives for her arraignment at the Airport Superior Court in Los Angeles, California. Lohan pleaded not guilty Wednesday to stealing a 2,500 dollar necklace from a Los Angeles jewellery store, in her latest brush with the law Yeah I would forgive her...I would forgive her so hard! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So, I'm kind of sort of maybe seeing someone or two or three at the moment. A few dates, dinner, drinks, movies, dry humping on a couch or two......am I off the hook this year for Valentine's day? Or do I HAVE to do or get something? And if so should I expect to get something? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Pleas talk about the time she came to visit me! Where are you now? Aren't you in north africa or something? And are you sure the guy isn't a poof? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

We may have a file photo.... http://images.sodahead.com/polls/0/0/1/4/3/8/5/1/5/demotivational_posters_if_a_tree_falls_in_the_forest.jpeg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know....what about her making dinner!

You would think that.......but sadly these guys just don't seem to want to go gay! And the ladies keep finding them to be "cute". Faked bakes, lip gloss and pink polo shirts and skinny jeans......and the ladies are going ga ga for them. And then they wonder? I blame that gay vampire dude.....he sparkles in the sun? WTF! Sparkles! What the hell kind of vampire "sparkles"? Not even Liberace was this gay! http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/celebrity-pictures-liberace-bling-wayne.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

See this is what happens when girls date "pretty" boys. Key indicators that YOU are dating a "pretty" boy. 1) His jeans are tighter than yours? 2) He has his manicurists phone number memorized, knows her first, middle and last name and her birthday. 3) His eyebrows are just that much more in shape than yours. 4) Guy liner....need I say more? 5) He has more products in the shower than you do. 6) Orders Cosmos or other drinks that have more than two ingredients. 7) Actually looks at what he is eating....and uses the words "Organic" while describing how something tastes. 8) His flannel shirts, are fitted and designer Ladies, stop dating these "pretty" boys. Sure they are fun to shop with and do qualify as gay guys with benefits but let's be honest we rougher guys though a shabby will never take longer than you to dress, never say the words "ouch heavy" or question what you are eating as long as you are making some for us. This is a pubic notice announcement by Dr. Shah reminding all of you Keep it tight, keep it neat, the fur bikini is so 1970 and if you are going do it do it like you mean it, put your back into it and share the videos. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I am not at all turned on by that picture.....wait let me check.....aaahh....wait...nope not turned on at all! But to clear that immage out of our brains.... http://static0.hln.be/static/FOTO/pe/16/11/4/media_xl_4041829.jpg?20110205164024

Once you go VW / Audi Turbo all other cars are just ho hum..... $25k? Maybe a a mini Audi? A Passat AWD? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

B(.)(.)BIES! B(.Y.)BIES! B(+Y+)BIES! and so on Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know you are old when..... Hell the new ones will not only be water proof but....have a built in Ipod! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And one day we will have Cherry 2000 and the world will be at peace. A few really pissed off girls wondering WTF happened but the rest of us will do well. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I like the way you think! And ladies....of the girls I've dated thus far....really ladies up your quata of g strings and thongs Vs. granny panties! If we guys can't wear them as an eye patch it's too big!

+1 It's a bit spendy. But what can you do? For about $3k you can buy a bike and gear and ride for a good 12 months. I think AFF is what? $1500? And then the rental of equipment to get to 20 is another $500? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If ya can make the jeans & white tank top work...and not everyone can A-men brother! Not easy to do but when it's done it's done right! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I was married for 7.5 years, she was my soul mate, those were some of the best years of my life. She was my friend, my lover and an amazing person. And I never thought we would ever end. I hope that one day, hopefuly not too far away, I find some one again and again hope that it will never end. Is it dumb? Yeah you can say that. But honestly, I would really enjoy that.

I was for a very long time a serial monogamist. Did it up to getting married, and then for about the first year back in the "pool" now.....now brother I just hedge my best. I don't like it....but it's better than spending months solo wondering how ugly you are. But what I fear the most....it's only been 1ish years since I've been single and I'm only 34....but I find that I have really gotten set in my ways. Almost every week that goes by I seem to get more and more in a pattern and if some girl doesn't match up.....well....that's why I hedge my best. It's a numbers game. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Did anyone read the article posted? You know in theory, HGH could be used to speed up recovery and I know of a few steroids which are used in very small amounts to help people with joint pain or cartilage damage. So maybe sure why not. Is it called HGH or steroids probably not. But then again, you also are taking very small amounts to help rebuild not to recover. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It is better to try and crash your brains out then to never leave the couch and watch porn all day. The curse of having a dick. Girls just go out to get the local paper and they get hit on. Darn those tits! God know I love them! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well that's not a total waste. You had a good year. Don't get pissed. You didn't invest too much time. Just keep looking. After all what option do we really have? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It moves from the north to the north east. And it's just a good guide. It's not the answer or a 100% solution. A simple, at the moment the wind is comming off that roof and this is a good spot to land to avoide the chop. There is no real 100% answer to strong / gusty winds other than listen to the older much more experienced guys as I'm told. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!