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Well....cooking! http://www.allmotivated.com/pictures/Demotivational-pictures-sausage_Fest.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's kind of funny, the total lack of girls in the sport was something I was actually happy about at first. And now, well a single dude, I can't help but lament the fact that the hobby is such a total freaking sausage fest. A frat with no sorority to match up with. But I'm not partaking in the sport to meet any women, I'm there for peace and to be with friends. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No I put it here for it's better seated here. It's a social issue. With that.... *Caution white boy rap* Engineers like big chicks and I can not lie The brothers won't deny, (That's one fat bitch!) That when a girl walks in with a triple digit waist And a round thing in their face Engineers get sprung, Deep in the jeans she's wearing Are about to explode and children be screaming. Engineers be hooked and can't stop staring Oh baby, the engineers wanna get with you And take your picture with a wide angle lens My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes the engineers so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? I scream hell no you'll dent my rimz! 'Cause you a plus sized groupie I've seen you dancin' To hell with romancin' I just want the ground to stop bouncing I agree with all the magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average engineer and ask him that She gotta pack a metric ton! So, engineers! (Yeah!) engineers! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah! It's huge!) Please for the love of god Tell 'em to not shake it! (Shake it!) Oh lord don't shake it! (Shake it!) Don't shake that gargantuan planet size butt! Quick auto tune me so I can become a one hit wonder! and yes yes...I know this is a very rude song. But I think it will work! So who wants to be in my band! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Brother let me tell you when it comes to women and clothes I know how to get the inner slut out! This guy was just toooooooo dull! Can we say V neck sweater + push up bra + mini skirt! HELL YEAH! I would like to thank BeBe and Guess. When it comes to this I am an asshole! When I was married I would not allow my x wife to shop at wallmart or to wear sweat pants. Why? Simple! I thought she was a gorgeous woman and should have worn clothing better suited for her. It was the funniest thing watching her complain to her friends about how I would not let her shop at wallmart and that i insisted she would shop at higher end stores with more fitted clothing. One of her friends said point blank "Sounds horrible, Shah wants to spend money on you to look good....horrible...let's exchange husbands for a week. You need a break from this hell." If her friend wasn't 200lbs of OMG I want to pour sand in my eyes....I would have taken up the offer. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thats folically challenged! And who you calling fat! I'm 180lbs with a 32in gut. But you are right, seriously, I do need to lose a bit more weight. This desk job has made my center section a bit wimpy. Need to trade in my second evening of Yoga for a hour in the gym for lifting weights and treadmill. But hell...at least I can still fit in the seat! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

1)Look I would be ok with a larger seat! I'm not going to say no to that! But I'm not going to pay more for it! 2) Bro....are you serious! You know full well that in this sausage fest of a sport she would get hit on at least a dozen times. The only place better for a plump woman other than an R&D facility? A DZ. It's a supply and demand thing. Low aggregate supply high demand. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

"with more than 90% certainty" that Ahmadinejad had been bewitched". KINKY! Wait what the hell is that! Guys it's freaking Iran! The president "talks" to god and the country is "OK" with it! You can use such things as logic and reason when discussing the Islamic Republic. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I love this interview "Well look 1/3rd of Americans are + sized, give us bigger seats!" Look if you were in a wheel chair or had other HANDYCAP sure! NO problem! Hell take my seat! I'll sit on the ground! HELL! I'll wait for the next flight the NEXT FREAKING DAY! But this? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! It's bad enough my health insurance goes up every year to cover health issues of those who had to have another piece of pie but no way in hell am I going to pay more because there are less seats on an aircraft. As for the engineers and scientists going ga ga for this woman...I just had one of the guys say and no joke "Wow she is kind of cute!" (he was serious!) I'm telling you I need to set up some sort of dating sight. + sized women for engineers and scientists. I could make my first million this way! The girls will be happy in that they will be hit on and treated as if they were Playboy bunnies and the engineers and scientists....well they would have dates. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

*THIS POST WILL OFFEND MANY, IT IS NOT A DIRECT ATTACK JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT!* Tell me you don't know at least a dozen or so engineers who would not be totally turned on by this land whale! http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/05/18/nr.too.fat.to.fly.tiggeman.cnn?hpt=C2 Bitches look, yeah, I gotz me one! Oh yeah! And shez be hot! (flash gang signs indicating membership to the Tri Lambdas) WTF! Why is it that brothers and engineers and scientists have a hard on for fat ass chicks? I mean really? WTF? You know women do come in smaller sizes, you don't have to run off with the family sized one....you aren't going to run out! And another thing! WTF! I travel often enough for work in cattle class and I FOR ONE AM FREAKING TIRED OF THE PLUSH SEAT! Lose some weight you fat fuck! I don't care if you have a medical condition that forces you to put back a dozen bigmacks for lunch, that does not give you the freaking right to ooze out of your seat and into mine! I don't want to be on this flight at 6am to a city I don't want to go to and I sure as shit don't want to deal with being crushed and digest by the blob! BUY TWO FREAKING SEATS OR EAT LESS! That will be all. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't mind paying $50 for a 100-watt light bulb ... In 50 years I'll make my money back! Duuuuh! The only real saving you will see....fire. No joke you would be amazed at how many fires are caused by the heat off of 100watt light bulbs. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know you have to give it to Christianity. They can debate and enjoy a good joke or two about their religion. Even say the words Mohamed and bacon within the same hour....oh wow those Muslims will go bat shit crazy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Which one? You know.....his wife is hot!

After further thought and deep contemplation I have decided I will date women who weigh more than me...after all they need loving as well as anyone! And why should this deep passionate loving not come from a guy as good looking and as smart and sexy as myself! "not intended to be a factual statement" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

PROOF! http://www.allmotivated.com/pictures/working_out.htm Turns out JC was at the gym.... All is well now. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And she's FREAKING HOT! I mean look at that body! Good god! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/how-i-met-your-mother/episodes/the-three-days-rule/#ixzz1MdzIjjhN SHIT! And to think I'm a dumb ass and I usually call the girl or text her in two days....FRACK! WWJD? He would wait three days! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Any word on this? Rumor had it that this was a dead project. that the tunnel was being sold off to Vegas? Any info? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The things I would do to her! *grunt* Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why is this a problem? Well our economy depends on our kids becoming viable members of the work force. And there is that national security issues. But it's all about keeping the middle class alive and well. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=first+lady+of+france yeah....FYI...NSFW! Sing with me brothers! Long legged, flat bellied, perky b(.)(.)bied, amazing asssssssssssseeeeeeedddddddd hotty! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't know...i mean for onece it would have been nice to have a bangable first lady? i mean have you seen how freaking hot she is? tell me you would not want to hit that? YEAH! So if nothing for 4 years we would have for the first time since JFK had a super hot first lady! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Was she cute? What you think I'm kidding! That's the one thing about Clinton that pissed me off! He has all this power and he goes for the chubby chick! Brother please! What are you doing! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

ha ha! oh so right! But here in the US we have another problem. None of the kids are interested in science or engineering. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

We came to the US when I was 7. I've lived all over the place. From Bolivia to Finland. As for my mother, it's an example of culture. As immigrants we tend to live in dual worlds. One of our adopted land and the other of where we came from. As stated when my mother speaks with her Persian friends she is very proud of her two sons being engineers and her youngest at university. With her American friends it's more about how well we are doing. Thus, the crux of the thread, what will it take for the US culture to value engineers and scientists as much as say doctors and lawyers? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I use to live in Finland....the summers there are horrible! Not even DEET keeps those blood suckers off of me. I remember sitting at a bus stop....Fins love their freaking busses....wearing jeans and watched at one of the mosquitoes landed on me and sucked my freaking blood through my jeans! I couldn’t freaking believe it! But it has rained for a good two weeks here in NJ and it's going to rain for another two weeks so we should expect it to be a horrible season with respect to bugs. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!