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Look in the dictionary under the term "projecting". They did not put a mirror in the dictionary, that is actually your picture. I don't know what offends me more in the filed, the vast number of professors who do not have a command of the english language, instructors who fail at their primary mission of educating students, the inflated egos of the very few girls who are enrolled or currently working in the field (note supply vs demand argument), and the vast number of guys who after a while just give up and buy into that they should lower their standards and settle down. And all of that is wrapped up in the very low respect garnered from the general public as well as the limited pay. It is a great place to start off and learn, but my opinion...after "growing up" there are greener pastures to move to. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

shucks....my name never seems to come up Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I think most of the engineers on here (me included) aren't whining. Just a very vocal few . It's just so easy to make fun of engineers and even more so of engineering chicks. I guess I just take advantage of it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Not tracking. But we use what we have to make it. Be it our looks or our charm. Be it the only good looking girl in an engineering firm or your local dz or in nats case a guys charm. Such is life Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Actually.....I am the same. Some just read a bit too deep into what I write. What can I say? How does a guy get into the fashion industry? I think it would be a breath of fresh air to be the one using charm to dig out of a hole. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So......if you are into guys and are into crap food....and don't bring beer to the party or cute girls.....engineering is right for you? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

+1 yeah willllll do! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ok which one. Odds are my office has it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Not the most graceful of exits..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Bro code. Yeah Bro code indicates if one bro can't get his bro to stop chasing, dating or lusting after women who are greater than 90% of the bros weight said bro shall be treated as if he is not human. Example http://homepage.mac.com/dtrull/chicks/paigekiss.jpg> "That bro is not human." Ok all jokes aside? REALLY? I mean REALLY? Why are engineers treated as sub humans? Wow where do I start with this one? It's kind of like beating a quadriplegic with a bat! 1) With the work load / hazing that is endured by engineering students they spend hours if not entire weeks in the depths of computer labs or libraries where they are deprived of sunlight, food and social interaction. Thus when they emerge from their hiding places in search of cheep beer and women they resemble some sort of mole person who lives off of low end government cheese and curry....lots and lots of freaking curry! And who would not be scared of that! 2) Due to aforementioned work load / hazing engineering students lose their ability to interact with "normal" folks. Thus they fail at basic human communication and flounder in social situations that are not based on; 1) Solving math problems, 2) Talking about obscure experiments, 3) Trying to determine if that girl from Pakindia is a dude or a chick and regardless of what she is if she will go out with any of them? 3) Would you wish to hang around people who deliberately place themselves in the hardest situation possible with little to no reward? "We take the hard classes and get the low pay because we like it!" Sounds like there is some sort of sexual issue there. 4) You just know full well if you invite them to a party they will; 1) Bring more dudes. 2) Bring a brand of beer no one likes or everyone is scared of due to the label reading "Klingon Blood Wine" 3) If they do bring a girl she's from some country no one knows and no one is sure if she is a dude or a chick but everyone is sure that she is rather large and in charge and is picking fights with the cute girls and they are threatening to leave the party. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

which two "countries" are you referring to? Isreal and Palestine. I mean get over it guys! God shmod! Do it for the freaking money! What are you freaking stupid! Stop killing each other, stop being dumb, stop talking to things you nor any one can see. Start building and start making shit loads of cash! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have no idea why these two countries just didn't get together and form one state? Hell they would be an economic power house. It is that stupid "Jewish State" thing? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

god what a dumb ass! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Having one of those days....the engineering girls are all outside walking around in clothes that are one size too small...... Enjoy Delete after reading, no forwarding, no printing no reciting or adaptation into poetry, opera or white boy rap. Let's set the stage shall we. So there The Dudes was on travel meeting with officials from HQ so as to secure my office as the focal point of funds distribution for all of the organization. Nothing major just a $25mill a year program, in the Biz that's chump change. So Dude gets a call, "Dude I hired a hot chick I hired a hot chick..." Dude "ok boss...what?" Boss "I hired a hot chick I hired a hot engineering chick! She looks like J-lo" Dude (knows better and is not at all turned on by Tankass McGee AKA Mis Lopez) "Looks like J-lo you say?" Boss "yeah and she's an engineer! And understands contracting!" Dude (Thinking, hum...looks like Megga Ass and is an engineer....so think thighed and bitchy....why does the lord hate me) "OK....you have a picture?" (knowing full well the Dude will regret this) Boss "Yeah we just took the yearly group photo while you were out I'll send it to you right away! I'm telling you SHE IS HOT!" Dude (wondering where to find enough bleach to clean off his eyes after he sees this one) "Ok send me the picture" Boss "OK! You are going to think she is hot!" Dude (Maybe I'll just buy a bucket and pour bleach in and just stick my head in open my eyes and that will help?) "OK well send it" Boss sends photo.....Dude looks at his black berry. Seldom in my life has The Duder ever been glad that; 1) The screen size of a black berry is small such that you can't really "enjoy" an image and 2)That due to the software there is great pixilation of some images. But right away two things were evident, this was not Titanicas Assagus but something much much worse and that The Dudes boss needs to have his eyes checked.... Flash forward to Monday. Dude walks in the office and quickly realizes he forgot to stop over at Costco for bucket and mental bleach..... Dude gets introduce to aforementioned "Hot Chick"...boss looks as if he has just landed Carmen Electra......Dude is thinking...."Aaahhh no." So here is Dude standing in front of what is....well...hum....OK take Bichy McTankass AKA Ms. Lopez. If the ugly tree was one of those large red wood trees in California and had thorns for leaves and razor wire for branches...throw her off face first after she landed she was promptly run over by the ugly buss express twice and then the ugly tree was cut down such that it landed on her twice....you know ugly trees bounce when they land....and here we have it boys! An early 30 something heinous engineering girl who due to the astronomical aggregate demand caused by the engineering world being 90% dudes and 10% chicks that look like dudes is seen (and I shit you not) as "A HOT CATCH" strutting her stuff around the office in a flowered combo that would make blind gay men gouge out their eyes showing off legs that should not see sunlight, moon light or Israelite. While the Dude is thinking.....this is some sort of joke right? I mean there is busted and then there is she did 4 rounds with Tyson and he wasn't wearing any gloves! How the hell is this girl getting any action? And when she goes to bars does she have to pay double just to get a drink? And even then the bartender looks away when full filling her order? It is not a good day to be the Dude in the engineering world. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

We have a nice 220 I was planning on going from a 260 =>240=>220 and then 210 But the 240 died. So it's going to be 260 =>220 and then 210 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

We do have an Apple computer loaded with all the various video programs. Which would work? any ideas? Thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oo! Was it the clairmont? I'm going there for my bday next week with a bunch of skydivers! I hear there's a stripper that can crush a beer can with her tit and a mother/daughter duo. Yeah that's the place, perhaps the second best strip club I have ever been to. The first was in RSA. And all the skydivers there were very cool and very friendly. I think we all had a good time.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wait the guy was going to jump? Wow that would have not been good! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Didn't meet any skydivers, eh? Actually all were and it was a great evening at a great little strip club. I had a blast. I just wish I had more time. But I was there for work. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well I was and I got a few "Your Shah!" but it's cool. Can't be all things to all people. But it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people.

Thanks brother, thank you. Yeah I exist....I think...half the time I'm not really sure. I recall a year ago when I was in Atlanta with a few of the great people from this forum having a drink and I recall a number of the girls showed up just to scream at the virtual me but saw the real me and were very confused. It was cute. "Where the hell is that SHAH!, wait that cute guy I was talking to was Shah! No can't be him! He was too down to earth and way too well spoken to be The Shah from DZ! You lie!" Maybe there needs to be some sort of patch program, buy Shah a jump ticket or give him some coaching and you will be eligible to get an egg shaped patch with a number on it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm sorry but is there a way to convert with out huge losses of data sony recorder to MP4? I can't find anything on google. Thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

9.Don't expect your house plant to bear fruit. 10.Although this does occur occasionally, it usually requires grafting. A plant grown from seed will take anywhere from five to 13 years to flower and bear fruit. 11.Fruit on trees grown from seeds are seldom good to eat. Ah man WTF! 13 years? And it still won't ah man this sucks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That's the next day brother...that's the next day.... But yeah I exist....I think. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

billvon Thank you! I will continue to work on it. It's ok better safe than hurt. With respect to "worn out" how do you know if a parachute is worn out? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!