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dude sort your shit out.. WHAT WOULD YOU LOOK PAST... not will you NOT look past Egghead you only posted what you WONT look past. Well yeah bro, as in I will look past many many things but those two things I will not. So it was easier to just write the two no gos and let all other things fly. Case in point, if she farts and picks her nose I am ok with it!

Then WHY did you go on a date with a girl that doesn't light your fire? Simple. You never know untill you try right? Well she looked very nice on paper. So thought...well maybe I can look past size. Turns out I can't. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No no no...please it's cool. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

There is an uncertainty factor with those ladies from Kerblaskistan Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No, I'm saying, I know know 100% what turns me on and what does not turn me on and I am ok with it.

Hu....why? Your a girl. How many guys / girl at your DZ? But what would you look past? Or have looked past? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Graduated in 2002, currently in an EMBA program. 14 people in my class. 7 guys 7 lovely soccer moms. But it's still better than engineering school! 100 guys, 7 ladies.....3 from Kerblakistan (weren't sure if they were women but they always had dates), 3 married from SEA/India/angry land, and two that were my friends. One of my friends thought she was all that and after a year of engineering went off into teaching high school. Called me three weeks later crying "Shah this sucks! I'm just another girl! None of the men notice me! I have to buy nice clothes and shave my legs! You were right! I didn't know how good I had it in Engineering!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Not at all! Please read the title and don’t put words in my mouth. You looked past one of your "rules" and found someone you enjoy spending time with. That is very nice. Why would I accuse you of "settling". "Settling" implies giving up on what makes you happy and going for second best. For me, all other things are open but the two points I mentioned. In the US and in my age bracket these are serious issues. Which I have to deal with. But we digress, it's different at DZ's as it's different in engineering school with the supply and demand curves being totally offset towards the girls. As stated in the recent issue of Blue Sky as I recall "Being a single girl at t DZ is the best thing ever." That is to say, a girl could have bombastic flame throwing farts and do rather well at a DZ or an engineering school but not so well at a more heterogeneous environment or say business school. Thus, implying guys at the DZ / Engineering school are willing to "look past" X,Y or Z for a date. And other than my two aforementioned rules, yeah so would i. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And the funny part....I'm really honest. Yeah so what I'm not into larger women or moms. I'm ok with all other things. But saying no big girls and no moms makes me the devil. What if I cam out and said, no vegans or no Asians....do you think I would have gotten the same reaction? I wonder what the girls will look past given a few things. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW! Don't get your panties in a twist. Everyone farts, I'm fine with that. Infact if you were to stop and read...I only had two no no's the rest were sure why nots. So what does that make me? Understanding? And what have you "looked past" when going after a guy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For the record, so as to determine who I really am and am not, this past weekend I went out with a girl who was what some would call average. Size 8+ and a bit on the short side. Very nice girl, very well educated, very well spoken and very well dressed, we had a very good conversation and it was good fun. At the end, I was not at all interested in having sex with her. And I would be a dumb ass to enter into a relationship with someone who just simply did not turn me on. And as such, I am at peace with myself. I now know full well that no matter how smart the woman, how wells spoken or how nice her car.....looks matter to me. And I for one an OK with it. Thus, my two base requirements of size and motherhood. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I recall a friend saying he would look past "bombastic gas" Even if he was spooning her. He just figured if he was with an attractive girl who worked out and ate a high fiber diet....bombastic gas was just something he would look past to be with a girl who's waist size was smaller than his. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum....ok I've been down lately so I'm not exactly on my toes. But.....let me get this straight. In the skydiving world there are what....10% women? And one of them while sitting at home drinking a beer and eating eggs thought of me? Hu.....I may not have any swoop but apparently the ladies like to think of me. Go figure! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

While in engineering school in the late hours of the evening when we were hunkered down in the university library with what appeared to be the population of Bombay and Shanghai eating curry on curry and farting soy sauce + fermented fish, my friends and I would lament the total lack of "viable" girls attending university for a career in the field of engineering and thus we use to play a game of "What would you look past..." It got interesting. It was amazing what a guy will look past for a date when the aggregate demand is so high and aggregate supply next to nonexistent. And reading the latest issue of blue skies magazine it became apparent that skydiving is really no different than engineering school with respect to it being a total sausage fest of epic proportions. As such a girl who is ho hum in the outside world is a trophy wife at the DZ. So let's play shall we? What would you look past? I'm easy, two basics for me have always been and always will be...1) NO FAT CHICKS! 2) NO MOMS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What makes you think the guy was smart enough to encrypt his hard drive? Odds are he was running windows and was using whatever the OS was using. He's a trust fund baby, those guys usually aren't all that smart. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That I have a very spiritual view of the world. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't know..... Maybe that really dumb thought I once had where I thought I had finally gotten lucky. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Also Montreal has a great tunnel. Very professional very well organized and all around good fun! Time your trip up to fashion week and you can thank me later. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Montreal....where if you as a guy can't get laid...well forget about it! The girls there are my favorite! 1) SKINNY! 2) Very friendly 3) Have amazing accents. 4) Well traveled and well educated. Let's put it this way, my x wife was your classic Scandinavian with blond hair and blue eyes and a size 6. SHE HATED MONTREAL! In the US she was HOT SHIT in a sea of size 10+ ladies she could just about get what ever she wanted from any dumb ass. In Montreal she could not get the bartenders attention. I thought it was funny, she on the other hand did not. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum...I guess then should could "Eat me" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I just want to know why I have no arms or legs? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

She will never have a free Friday evening and I'm sure you will save lots of cash on dinners and her need to buy new clothes to stay "with it" so as to land a guy. I've see lots of photoshopped photos while online dating. Some rather obvious others a bit less. As of last Friday I was ok. Last Friday I went out with a girl who had put up a photo from 40lbs ago. Nice girl. I'll still call her a friend but what she did was wrong and well...sadly she is not my type. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Man that is bad Karma. Not right. What is the matter with people! Really! She's a kid! Good god! And her own mother....oh brother Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Delete after reading, no forwarding, no printing no reciting or adaptation into poetry, opera or white boy rap. Let's set the stage shall we. So there was the dude on travel meeting with officials from HQ so as to secure my office as the focal point of funds distribution for all of the organization. Nothing major just a $25mill a year program, in the industry that's chump change. So Dude gets a call, "Dude I hired a hot chick I hired a hot chick..." Dude "ok boss...what?" Boss "I hired a hot chick I hired a hot engineering chick! She looks like J-lo" Dude (knows better and is not at all turned on by Tankass McGee AKA Mis Lopez) "Looks like J-lo you say?" Boss "yeah and she's an engineer! And understands business contracting!" Dude (Thinking, hum...looks like Megga Ass and is an engineer....so think thighed and bitchy....why does the lord hate me) "OK....you have a picture?" (knowing full well the Dude will regret this) Boss "Yeah we just took the yearly group photo while you were out I'll send it to you right away! I'm telling you SHE IS HOT!" Dude (wondering where to find enough bleach to clean off his eyes after he sees this one) "Ok send me the picture" Boss "OK! You are going to think she is hot!" Dude (Maybe I'll just buy a bucket and pour bleach in and just stick my head in open my eyes and that will help?) "OK well send it" Boss sends photo.....Dude looks at his black berry. Seldom in the Dudes life has the Dude ever been glad that; 1) The screen size of a black berry is small such that you can't really "enjoy" an image and 2)That due to the software there is great pixilation of some images. But right away two things were evident, this was not Titanicas Assagus but something much much worse and that the Dudes boss needs to have his eyes checked.... Flash forward to Monday. Dude walks in the office and quickly realizes he forgot to stop over at Costco for bucket and mental bleach..... Dude gets introduce to aforementioned "Hot Chick"...boss looks as if he has just landed Carmen Electra......Dude is thinking...."Aaahhh no." So here is Dude standing in front of what is....well...hum....OK take Bichy McTankass AKA Ms. Lopez who has no real discernable talent. If the ugly tree was one of those large red wood trees in California and had thorns for leaves and razor wire for branches...throw her off face first after she landed she was promptly run over by the ugly buss express twice and then the ugly tree was cut down such that it landed on her twice....you know ugly trees bounce when they land....and here we have it boys! An early 30 something heinous engineering girl who due to the astronomical aggregate demand caused by the engineering world being 90% dudes and 10% chicks that look like dudes is seen (and the dudes shits you not) as "A HOT CATCH" strutting her stuff around the office in a flowered combo that would make blind gay men gouge out their eyes showing off legs that should not see sunlight, moon light or Israelite. While the Dude is thinking.....this is some sort of joke right? I mean there is busted and then there is she did 4 rounds with Tyson and he wasn't wearing any gloves...which explains the lisp! How the hell is this girl getting any action? And when she goes to bars does she have to pay double just to get a drink? And even then the bartender looks away when full filling her order? It is not a good day to be the Dude in the engineering world. So yeah how we view others is based on the surrounding environment we find our slef in. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!