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It's amazing how "quiet" this thread is.....I think boys Dr. Shah (where is that thread any way) is on to something! Ah ha! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

38% thus far that ain't bad at all. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

LADIES...how many have you had a crush on your instructor / first dandem dude? *I'm creating this because one of you ladies emailed me stating you lacked the ovaries to post up such a question. So answers could be.... 1) YES! He made my panties blow off! 2) NO! 3) None of you god darn business! Stop trying to analyze people! Just because we woke up naked together in the back of the Otter a few times doesn't mean any thing! Stop asking questions! I'm a well respected member of this community...I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that....... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So to sum it up 4/5 skydivers agree smooth bottom shoes are the way to go. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Rule #2 NO MOMS! Wait....let me think about that for a little bit.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXOVO4rc7mo&feature=relmfu In a very wrong way...I'm a little turned on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJno00GtDDE&feature=relmfu best viewed with the mute on... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm shallow and I'm OK with it. That being said I liked the panties add way better! I mean can't they get a few skydiving strippers to put on their gear one standing on each side of me.....maybe wearing some sort of hat...much like what the pope wares..... Yeah that would work very nicely! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK cool...still think that music video was craptacular. But she's not too bad on the eyes. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

A discussion I had with someone who is a world class skydiver and significantly more jumps than I. What shoes do you jump with and why? Per your experience what type of shoe would you recommend? Here is the shoe that I ware when jumping. http://www.zappos.com/images/737/7370311/8521-526627-p.jpg

God best date....have had some very good ones since I started dating last year. You know where things just were fun and easy and the conversation never ended...but those are never fun to talk about. Now the worst? First date after the X wife and I split. I meet this girl, gorgeous...simply stunning. Skinny athletic Eastern European girl. Blond hair gorgeous green eyes...just like WOW! For a moment I actually found god and thanked him for giving me this opportunity right out of the gates. Anyhow we go out for dinner and we are talking and she is educated has an MBA, has a very stable job, is very outgoing and I'm thinking THANK YOU GOD I LOVE YOU! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THE LARGE QUANTITIES OF PORK AND BEER I CONSUME! And well it's after dinner and we order coffee and are sharing desert and she asks "So do you want to have kids?" *Shah looks around confused* "hu?" "So do you want to have kids?" she asks with a bit more....anger? Shah "No, I just came out of a very long and stressful situa..." GIRL JUST EXPLODES! "How dare you not want to have kids, what are you selfish and blab la bla bla blab la..." So here I'm thinking......yeah......why me. Waiter sticks his head around to look at what's going on and I just smile and mouth "She's cute I forgive her..." And the guy just about passed out laughing. Nice dinner, strange girl. She wanted kids NOW! Had the names and genders picked out! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/photogalleries/space-monkeys-fifty-years/images/primary/090528-03-space-monkey-sam_big.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sweet merciful crap! Now I know who she looks like! http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/21613.gif Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wait what? No I think you are a little off on this...it's the fugly furmpy slightly ripe engineering and science girls who I just don't look at and it's the slightly better put together science and engineering girls who "collect" dudes that I'm mean to. The long and short of it...aggregate supply vs aggregate demand thing. In the engineering science world a "peg leg 6 toes, one eye, no hair, a hump, fuzzy arms and leaking fluids from all the wrong places" can still get a date on any Friday night (low aggregate supply of women vs HUGE aggregate demand for them) but if she were say working in the finance world she would most likely be called "Ugly Betty", shot on sight or spend her Friday evening singing to reruns of Glee* (balanced supply vs demand). Now that clarification aside. Other than the really oh my god my ears are bleeding why does this guy think he's Morrisy and wow really bad song video....that just happened to have an OK video yeah this girl who ever she is in the commercial is rather attractive. Kind of has that Uma Thurman thing going for her. Which if you ask me is way better than the "Ugly Betty" / "Pat" thing. *Glee...helping unattractive untallanted girls who can't sing nor dance grow up to become drama queens. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Your stereotypes Shah... What's happening to your stereotypes?!? hu? long legged blond...Uma Thurman Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

THOSE SOB's! Are you freaking serious! See this is why I can't own a gun....too many dead people! $5 says it will cost them more! That being said...STAY! Best way to look for a job is to have one! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Guys...FOCUS! We have a some what cute girl here who likes to be wild so let's focus on that and not who shot who or what they do! FOCUS! B(.)(.)BIES and ASS Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Cute, has that Uma Thurman thing going for her. Cute. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh now you are starting to sound like me!

Oh now you are starting to sound like me!

Yeah you can say that. She's cute...like 6 beers cute. But she's not gorgeous. Oh well, will make for a dumb movie. Glad no one got killed. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Can someone google bitches be crazy and post a photo....I CAN'T! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You bet! Hustler seems to like their women 'a little on the trashy side'! Chuck College math teachers, too! What she is not trashy enough? And what is wrong with trashy girls! They are the best! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Tell me you don't think she's cute! And added to her "hotness" is that she is wild! And I'm just saying, any place but NYC, it is rather hard to find cute/hot girls. Thus sure why not I would forgive her. Looks like she went a bit over-board with the silicone lips. Chuck You do have a point...them lips look a little odd...but the last girl i dated had lips like hers...wait she looked a lot like her, though thinner, and latin......let me make a phone call! So how much do you think Hustler is going to offer her? $100k? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I know I so KNOW! Long week with lots of dudes. My prespective is totally off. After having dinner or hanging out in NYC I'm much better at judging hotness. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh yeah! Conjugal visits! (If that didn't make you laugh...odds are you are dead!) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I love the comments that people have put up on her pictures. Yeah she is rather trashy, and she should have really gone bigger with the fake tits. That and...really....don't strippers make good money? Why is she robbing a freaking bank? Just shot this link over to my gay friend G.F and my gun loving friend G.L.F. His responce "Hum...she has fat knees." Shah "fat knees?" G.F "Yeah fat knees....she needs get lipo on her knees." Shah "They do that?" G.L.F "Oh yeah I would hit that! TWICE!" Shah "What do you think of her knees?" G.L.F "She has knees?" Shah "Oh yeah!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!