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Please brother please! The ladies love the Shah! They are however very intimidated by me and my super sexyness! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm at work, I have yoga class tonight so I'll be all spandexed out. I'll post TWO photos....one in spandex doig what I do and another in my undies doing what you had asked me to do.

Please brother please you are far too kind to these..."things" I'm thinking the entire cast of NJ Shore and all of the Kardashian sisters. And....to really bring on the pain...they get to use the most bitching computer...hooked to the world via a 58/8 modem! After all these engineers and scientists must pay for their sins. Just because they don’t know how to socialize doesn't mean we should not be provided a location to do so! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You start the thread and I promise I'll post a photo of me in a square cut Speedo vacuum cleaning or ironing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum...ok I'll see what i can do for you HEY! this reminded me of your promise of pics! Shah cough up my pics edited b/c i was silly & made it confusing Well since I can't make it up to the Tiki Bar party due to lack of funds...sure why not! I'll see what I can do for you...perhaps you need to start a thread and all of us guys can post pictures of ourselves doing house work in our undies Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

shouldn't that be moobs? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm a fan of cruel and unusual punishment. May I suggest cocktail parties? We abduct the engineers and force them to attend cocktail parties! Eh that's too much work....let's just turn off their Netflix accounts and see if they crawl out of their basements. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You would have to aim...none of this trajectory stuff! Aim for the eyes boys! Right, but you could have her on the ceiling 20 feet away and still hit it. Please! 20ft! I bet on a good day I could do a solid 40!

You would have to aim...none of this trajectory stuff! Aim for the eyes boys! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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those creatures are called "skydivers".. I don't know man...I was going to say High School Physics teachers! Worst of both worlds! But you have to admit this "new world" of not needing to ever really leave your home must make many antisocial engineers and scientists feel comfortable with the world. No need to go out and rent movies or buy books and then there is teleworking from home...and with a vast network of delivery Chinese food I'm thinking your average engineer must be reaching a true state of nirvana! As for their "sexual" needs....please...we are talking about engineers. At best they are asexual. Supply enough tai food and they simply split in half. Meanwhile the rest of us are trying to figure out why we are all depressed due to total lack of human interaction! But fear not! We can download all the seasons of Myth Busters with directors commentary straight to our TV via Netflix! What a life right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

To increase my testicular mass! Because soccer moms get wet when I tell them about how awesome I am! Look if you were stuck on an airplane full of stinky guys you would jump to! It's one way to get out from all of your debt! I'm chasing flying unicorns! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

For an engineer, you're pretty crap at this.... What spelling "Linux"? Ok how about this, whenever one of the engineers decides to "fix" something, said robot would start a discussion regarding fashion with said engineers. Maybe sprinkle in some random thoughts about astrology. That should be sufficient to cause offending engineer to either stop trying to "fix" what is not broken or......open the hatch and escape the station without a space suit! I'll be honest knowing way too many engineers and working very hard to suppress my own inner engineering compulsions it amazes me that none of these dorks have accidentally caused the station to self destruct because one of them had this bright idea of building their own dimmer switch or strobe light on the station? Do they lock up all the tools and only when there is a signal from ground control the tools are allowed to be accessed? Ok ok....how about this....so you are up there for month on end....are they allowed to download porn? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

*ok for those that have lived in 3rd world countries* While having a drink with a friend who has lived in central America he said something interesting. Every day that has gone by since the TARP I see the US slipping closer and closer to what banks big and small do in South America. Who the hell do these banks think they are dealing with? Last I checked at any given moment and time we could simply mobilize the army have them walk down to NYC and politely at gun point evict every single banker from his or her office, take their keys to their homes and their cars and boats, strip them of their rights and offer them a one way ticket to a nice country such as Russia or China. But let's face it, that will never happen, they can treat us like Panama because let's face it just like Panama our elected officials no longer work for "us". Well hate to say it but I think he's right. I use to live in Bolivia and the year and a half I was there 3 major banks went under all of which had close ties with the local political figures who did rather well. Then there were the World Bank regulations regarding debt. It was nutty! People had no faith in their government nor their financial institutions as such unemployment was very high. I hope that doesn't happen here. After all without "us" who would the banks rely on to create wealth? Each other? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Doesn't surprise me coming from an engineer. I've seen lots of lawyers who come to hate not just practicing the profession, but lawyers in particular. In each case, the best solution is the same: re-tool and get out when you can. God what kind of a monster would they create if they ever got together and reproduced? Half engineer half lawyer! I don't know though, in the grand scheme of things let's face it lawyers at least know how to hold a conversation and are generally better dressed than engineers. And when was the last time you ever saw a lawyer burn down his or her own home because they wanted to "engineer" a better dimmer switch? I use to believe that the current lot of engineers in the system were as communist party in China put it "Engineers, mostly harmless" but after being stuck in and trying to watch Netflix and no book stores to visit...I now realize that there is only one way to deal with these people.....we have to kill them! I'm sure we can hire a good lawyer to justify said killing. See lawyers do provide a service to mankind! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK....engineers being "engineers" how do you keep those SOB's from "trying" to fix things on their own? Do they set up some sort of robot with tazors that floats around the place and every time one of the engineers has a "bright idea" of how he can do something "better" or why "Lynix is better" is said engineer tazed and has his undies pulled clear over his head by the robot? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

God how can I put it? Aaaahhh....You know how I "deeply truly madly with every fiber of my being" detest engineers? Well it appears that Netflix is catering to them and their tastes in movies. And I'm not saying this to be mean though being mean to engineers is as easy as pushing over "well rounded women" waiting in line at your local Dairy Queen (there has to be a joke about well rounded women waddling in line at Dairy Queens). But really! Every single straight to DVD craptacular SciFi movie ever made is available for your streaming enjoyment! But if you want to watch the latest release that is about three months old...not available? WTF! NO I DON'T WANT TO WATCH HIGHLANDER 7 "McDumbass finally gives head" And really REALLY every single directors extended scene remake of Fire Fly? REALLY! Do the world a favor, you know how engineers are total control freaks and are not very good when it comes to social interactions or exposure to sunlight? Well it appears they have taken over the world have mold it into some sort of dork utopia! I want my Block Buster back, I want my local record store, I WANT MY LOCAL BOOK STORE BACK! Do the world a favor, if you are walking down the street today and you see and engineer or scientists...hint hint they will be wearing a no name polo shirt that is one size two big and a pants that are dirty and one size too small....push them into oncoming traffic. Extra points will be given if said engineer is pushed onto train tracks...engineer / train engineer joke. That way we will prevent the total dorkification of the world where one day we will be reproducing via pipets and flirting cross country utilizing some worthless non Microsoft product because it's and I quote now "just that much better". Save the world, save TV! Kill an engineer! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Man those are two things I'm really going to miss...... Record stores and video rental spots. And well as of last week....book stores! How is a brother ever going to meet cute girls now! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ha ha...after I get the place checked out I'm going to be writing a letter contesting the value of my condo and tell these dorks to lower my taxes! So amazon instant movie.....hu..interesting! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Smartest thing i've seen you post, hop to it. Best done naked! So what are the alternatives to Netflix? What service to you guys and gals use to get the latest releases for your home? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum....ok! OK say you fart in the space station......does the fart kind of just "hang there" and in theory could you create a "Wall-O-farts" to keep those non Americans out of the better appointed "American" parts of the station? OR BETTER YET! Could you light it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

60mph winds....a few beers....a few trees....what could go wrong! Any one got a Gopro I can barrow! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

YEAH YEAH YEAH the weather is crap....and well what can you do? Hunker down, grab a beer and watch a movie....or at least one that is available to stream. I have to admit Prince of Persia came in so so at first but got better as it got along but the quantity and quality of movies available for download is just crap! It was so much better last year they actually had recent releases but now...it's horrible. Well I guess I'll just go ground launch off the roof of my condo to kill some time! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Really, Netflix streaming has gone to shit! It's as if they found the worst movies no one wants to watch and they made them all available to download at the most pixilated image EVER! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!