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Are you thinking what I'm thinking! http://www.jjproducts.net/jj_products_htm/products/PTCruiser/SheepSkinAccessories.html fuzzy sexy cool! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

God I love it when engineering girls talk dirty! Now make me take the square root of negative numbers! Oh yeah! Make me calculate the deflection of a hook knife as it cuts into a new pair of Victoria's Secret thong! Make me spell big words and go to cocktail parties and mingle!! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Believe it or not yeah. As we all know all too well school budgets are getting cut left and right and thus teachers have less money for supplies and training to get the kids interested in science, math and technology. So my office brokers partnerships between the school, the federal government and businesses to step in where the state government left off. Some of the kits we give the schools are amazing! And the training that the teachers get is superb. But where we really excel is we work deals where real scientists and engineers (who can hold a conversation and are not afraid of kids) are sent in to assist teachers and talk to students. And that's where the real change comes in. And that's one thing I LOVE about my job. Going into a school and talking to the kids about what they learned yesterday I used today on my job. It's funny, I really don't like where engineering and science are today. Not enough rebels and rule breakers in the ranks. So in a way I'm working to change that. I want kids to become engineers so that they can ask the hard question "Why?" AND no joke I tell them all to diversify their education so that if they do become engineers or scientists that they understand the human element of their designs. And to never ever be ashamed of saying "I DON’T KNOW" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah this national web page thing wanted to do an article about me, my history and the things I've done...all of which I thought were what normal folks due but apparently not. So they did a little interview and wrote an article and asked for a skydiving photo. Which my good friend Chat (OVER!) took. And well I figure I would come out of the closet now before someone saw the article and was like "Dude...what is one of those guys!" Thus with this, outing myself....I feel now that there needs to be a parade. After all there is the Gay Pride Parade, The Puerto Rican Day Parade, The Brazilian Day Parade (great place to meet hot chicks!) We need an Engineering Day Parade! A bunch of poorly dressed dudes (there may be some girls but they will most likely look like dudes) wearing no name polo shirts, pants that are too short, too tight or way too big marching holding up their Ti-85 calculators! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nah man we can't do that. Girls bits are more sensative than dude bits. And again...those udies are not cheap! For a god one we are talking a solid $50 and they are only really good for one year or so. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK I'm coming out of the closet.... No I'm not gay, sadly I have this horrible vagina addiction which I can't seem to get past. But I figured eventually at one of these freaking boogies which I will soon be attending I will bump into a few of you. And before it gets "strange" or "awkward" or in any way "unusual" and with some even a little "kinky".....of which I promise I will tell no one about. With great sadness and a good bit of humiliation I have to come out of the closet and admit that I'm an engineer. And I'm the worst kind. Not only am I a mechanical engineer but my job at my current office is to work to educate students K-12 regarding the viability of a career in the fields of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics. And well here is our web page and soon there will be an article about me as well with even a photo of me skydiving. I hope you can all forgive me for being this kind of person. And with your friendship and support I'm sure I can transcend this handicap. Hugs and kisses.....love always and forever. Shah269 http://www.stemresource.org/ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah, to make life easy what you see is what you get. Getting things added will require professional adjustment. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wow that is NICE! I'll talk to my rigger and see if he has the free time and how much. OK so you buy it as it and have to live with it. Ok cool. So when I buy my next set of equipment I know. Cool. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah! that's the ticket. And $80 that's nothing! I'll talk to my Rigger and see if he has the time.

Ok ok....wow guys breathe! If adding a padding to the cover of the leg straps is a no no than ok cool. I'll just keep rocking the padded shorts, no worries. I was just asking. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Andy9o8 Yeah I will look into it. But at the moment I see you guys with your modern padded leg straps and I think...."My thighs need loving too!" At the moment I'm wearing a pair of padded shorts by Alpine Star that work quite well and are rather flattering according to the girls at manifest. Just wasn't sure if I was allowed to simply add additional padding to my leg straps without having to pay a rigger to do so. I will of course discuss it with my rigger and demonstrate how it's not a change in fit nor function but just wasn't 100% sure. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ha ha! God that there was funny! Had a friend take pictures....oh yeah...I'm at 50%. Need to really work it and push it all the way and touch my junk on lanings. Less talk, more jump.

For adding padding to the leg strap? Well I have a sewing machine and was going to use 15lb test fishing wire, with a medium straight stitch. I was going to simply pick up some material, cut up some form fitting foam, create a pocket, inset foam and attach said "pillow" to existing leg strap covers. The alteration will not be an addition or a modification of form fit nor function and will not a modification to the container nor the harness. Now the magnets I intend to utilize to keep my flaps from flapping in the wind....different story. Actually that one I will speak to and hire a rigger for due to modification of form fit and function. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wow this is why Russian chicks are so FREAKING HOT! Start them off young....keep them running around eating right and flipping them around and by the time they are 25...stand back and woooo hooo! Slap that ass and call me sexy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm jumping a Talon 1 that has ZERO padding on the leg straps. I know how to sow and would like to incorporate a bit of padding to the leg straps. *and just to get the pissing match going* I have a bag of neodymium magnets, and a hot glue gun and I wish to make my parachute totally dependent on these sexy magnets and to give people with pace makers heart attacks Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

What can I do and can't do to my container? What requires a rigger, a master rigger and what modifications can I just do myself? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm a complicated guy. And well she was really freaking hot!

I was wondering why it was taking so long for someone to bring that up. Because you know I'm that good! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm going to split the beer atom! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YR3HYHA4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Best thing one girl ever taught me, how to remove a brassier with one hand. Amazing how a simple slide into second base can turn into a out and out dash to home plate. Who knew you girls could so easily be turned on a simple twist of the wrist ;-) No joke one girl suprised face, "How did you do that! WAIT do it again! But this time kiss me when you are doing it." like it were some sort of test! Pelase sister please I'm the Shah! As for the string bikini....well just get new strings Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's all about showing command. A one handed bra removal says "Why yes....I know what I'm doing." Now a hook knife? I don't know. A good set of undies for a girl can easily cost $50. Unless you are dating one of those girls who shops at WallMart for her undies and has a thing for granny panties...in which case do her a huge favor and cut that thing up and toss it in the fire! But if she is rocking the nice stuff.....I would rather just use the one handed removal of undergarments to the slack and motor boat technique. Now if it's a string bikini than that's a different story! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The girl I dated Emi who worked as a "booth babe" actually knew her stuff and liked reading comic books and what not. So I guess she was different and thus why she keept doing it. No only was it good extra pay, she had a 9-5 job, but also she had fun dressing up and talking to the people. As for #25...SWG! WOW stunning! But what can I say I have a thing for blonds. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Pleas it is I Shah....clothes just blow off when I'm there. Though....I have to admit a hook knife would be kind of sexy....but then again why destroy a very expensive and very sexy braw when I can simply take it off one handed? Choices choices. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you for that post. Maybe I've fallen for the 24/7 news networks line of crap. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If she were cute like say Briana http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2020977/Rihanna-goes-rude-girl-ways-getting-raunchy-scantily-clad-carnival-queen.html or any of these lovely ladies (I