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I have more of a problem with their not able to DO IT correctly. Oh you poor thing! Streaker and I would be happy to demonstrate for you and your impaired partner if it would help! just send video. you are so sweet and thoughtful, of COURSE that would be easier! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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I have a crazy neighbor lady. She calls the city, the building inspectors, fire department and cops on me multiple times a week. Basically her goal in life is to make mine miserable, and because she can't keep a job, she has plenty of time to do it. One time a cop, and buddy of mine walks up my driveway and tells me that she has called because I supposedly am "having an affair". (See, she's NUTS!) Anyway, the cop spends some time talking to her, then to me, but before he leaves he says "hey, wanna mess with her?" and I said "sure, what do you have in mind" Anyway, he gave me a big, long hug, glanced at her yard and said to her "you have a nice day now, hear?" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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I have more of a problem with their not able to DO IT correctly. Oh you poor thing! Streaker and I would be happy to demonstrate for you and your impaired partner if it would help! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Like I've always said: The best way to see the Chicago area is in your rear-view mirror! I had a boss who got tired of people coming into our music shop and saying in a hauty air "Well, I'm from Chicago and,,,,," He used to say "SHHHHH!!! Don't tell anybody and they won't hold it against you!" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Yep, it pretty much looks like that here too. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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No. Even after hours and hours of trying. I blocked the exits until they promised they would come back tomorrow and try again. They were completely exhausted. I do that to Streaker all the time! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Uh, oh. There are two of them claiming to see it now. Did someone down there in AL mix up a bad batch of moonshine? I'm just going to lie down now with this square piece of purple cloth and wait for it to arrive. Omigod, they are naming comets after porn stars now! http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-comet0907dec09,0,1664961.story Maybe it has something to do with the Absinthe that is now available in the US? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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I live within skating distance of the grocery store, but I don't cook anything anyway. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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OOOooo, I'll bring my chainsaw and and come and see you! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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last feb we had a huge ice storm that took most of the power lines to the ground. I didn't get reliable cable back until JULY. When I looked out of my front door, my neighbors 45 year old maple tree was laying in the back of my truck, so there was no going anywhere until the ice melted off of it, and it stood back up. The power went out, and was off for a week. My house got down to 54 degrees inside, but that's not that bad. I really expected this storm to match that one, from the build up they have been giving it for the last 3 days. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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I hate when people dont type fuck correctly. Well fuck Bozo, when did you become the fucking spelling police? You fuck! Just trying to be fucking helpful , Beth.
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I hate when people dont type fuck correctly. Well fuck Bozo, when did you become the fucking spelling police? You fuck! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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You guys got it really badly, so our weather forecasters are all running around yelling "the sky is falling, the sky is falling" Last week we got an inch of ice with no warning and NO problem, well, very little problems. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Our local geek weather reporters have been hawking this huge ice storm for days. Warning everyone to stock up and take cover, telling us all how we are going to be without electricty for days or weeks. I turned my furnace up to 70 degrees in anticipation of no electricity (I usually have it at about 58) and we have a little ice, but no biggie, and my house is like an OVEN! These small town small minded people have even usurped the TODAY show, so they can "Cover the EVENT" Big deal, it's raining, it's cold, there's a whole world out there dealing with lots more than us, but we'll never see it! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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And this is why I love skydivers, they FU&* with the FU&*ers! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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We have a guy who rides his bike past here everyday in a really beat up red coat. All torn and dirty. I was never so proud of my son as I was the day that I asked him what the coat was that was laying in his car. "I'm waiting for that guy to ride by, so that I can give him a new coat, he looks cold" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Why Grooms are not allowed to order the wedding cake
Snowwhite replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
I expected you to say "I'll MAKE you some frosting, for your next visit honey." Either way, have it ready Saturday night! WOOOHOOO! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com -
Why Grooms are not allowed to order the wedding cake
Snowwhite replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
And if pussy tasted like beer.... Walt If both of these things were true, none of us would ever leave bed. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com -
doesn't seem possible. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Don't worry, we'll remember you for the casket incident at the funeral home. Ok, so maybe hugging a friend's corpse wasn't the brightest idea I've ever had but shit, how was I to know it would make the casket slide?!!! Besides, I *can't* be the first person that's happened to! Oh well, I guess that and the turd thing are better than remembered for the glory hole thing. Walt OH NO!! Not YOU TOO!! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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So two skydiving buddies decided to take a break in the great Northwest, where they flew in to hunt moose. When the pilot came back to retrieve them after their hunting trip, he told them that the 6 moose they had bagged were too heavy for the 182, and that they would have to leave two moose behind. The skydivers argued and said, "we bagged six last year, and the 182 pilot let us take them all back with us". Reluctantly, the pilot agreed to let them all on board. Try as he might, the pilot could not clear the trees on take off, and the small plane crashed. Shaking their heads as they left the crumpled plane, one skydiver says to the next, "any idea where we are?" the second skydiver says, "I'm not sure, but I think we're right about where we crashed last year". skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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I'll just ride with you, thats prolly the safest thing to do!!!
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Well duh. It's not a WFFC without you. Sunny, if you come too, I promise to try to not run you off of the road. I understand the AlCan is a very narrow road... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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Can I come? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com
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I bought a pair to have Johnny Gates sign at the WFFC 07 I was planning on bringing them with me when I come down to see you guys in Jan. I'll look for a few more pair to add to the collection and make sure that you get them skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com