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You wouldn't fuck me even if I were a cop. Duh!!! Walt Yea, it would be hard to get past that hairdo... skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Congrats, and we'll look forward to you flying jumpers in the near future. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Gee, I'm so glad I came up to Superior to see Streaker! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I love you, you know, but YOU SUCK! Man I wish I was there! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Yep. I played guitar in a couple of bands. Eventually got so sick of it that I played my last gig and put my guitars back in their cases where they stayed for about 7 years. I'm playing again now but never again in a band. That's one of the reasons that I really admire Streaker. He was one hell of a trumpet player and in great demand. We got married on the ONLY day he didn't have a gig that year. Then he smashed his mouth, got a bunch of stitches in both lips, lost a couple of teeth, and had to have caps. Not a good thing for a guy who makes a living with his mouth. He started playing guitar, and was playing it in the band a couple of weeks into his lessons. But people kept calling for bass players, so he said what the heck and has been playing bass ever since. Went from big horn band, wedding crap to dirty rock and roll and never missed a beat. I'm not that versatile, dedicated or inspired. The only thing he can't play is a harmonica. No shit. I don't get it. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Played guitar and sang in one of Streakers bands for about 3 years. He has a lot more stamina than I though. He could play a couple nights a week for years on end, plus his day job, plus church choirs and I needed SLEEP. It was fun, then it was work. When it became work, I quit. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Hey Squeak, the Pathetic Losers are there from Illinois, Skytool, Hector, LeeAnn, and the newest little Loser Ellie. Look for the Semi that is Blue and says "Beck" on it, they are camping close by. Tell em all hey for me and keep us up on the happenings there. We wish we were with you. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I don't think your new avatar is pulling them out of the wood work, but nice try Streaker, and YEA, I love to see YOU naked! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I heard of a guy who loaded a super soaker with a caustic chemical, and sprayed the entire side of his nemisis' car with it one night. You'd have to act fast before it ate thru the super soaker tho. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I saw an ad in a magazine for a little thing called "turn it off", it is a remote control that only turns tvs off. Not on, not changes channels. It's to use in airports and bars when tv's are bothering you. I want to get one to aim at a particular house every so often. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I was born in Charlotte, NC, but have always considered Asheville my favorite place in the world.I now live in the North, but try to travel South on a regular basis. I start getting really excited when I get to Knoxville, because that is where the scenery really begins to change to something gorgeous. The drive around Knoxville, Chattanooga, and Asheville is only beaten in beauty by walking around those three places. Take Brierebecca up on her offer. The skydivers she hangs with are top notch and lots of fun! They have miles of experience, and will keep you in stitches! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

obviously, I've gotten my days of the week mixed up again. I need to bring a bottle to work to keep my mind clear. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Well that pretty much guarantees the thread will stay in Bonfire. IIRC, Monday is the only banned boobie question day. Something about the disruption of the work week? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Well, if the Charter Members paper work is still sitting on the desk, I'm thinking that we've put off the filing of it. My guess is you procrastinated in reading the rest of the post, so you didn't get that far into it. LOL! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Well, I'm not a Hellfish, but I am a Hellfish Lover, and I'm not really all there, but I am here, so does that count? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I was going to join the procrastinators club but I never ot around to it. My application was signed in 1979, and I think it's sitting on my dresser, ready to be mailed. I'm the charter member. I figure there must be millions of us, so welcome to the club. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Sorry to hear about your Grandma. Grandmas are a very important part of our Christmas memories and I am sure my kids are missing their Grandma today too. We'll keep you in our prayers. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

For a while my husband and I were the music directors at FIVE different churches. We ran from church to church for 2 days with rehearsals and mass, and services. I never had a Christmas day off from 69 to 03. I'm sleeping this year. I think God will understand. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

When I was in high school, there was a kid who would have failed math if I hadn't helped him LOTS. Now he does surgery. I sure wouldn't want to be asleep in that operating room skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

ooo, I wanna come to your house! skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

We went to Farm and Fleet and started our Christmas shopping this morning about noon. We were the only ones there. Got a lot done in a short period of time. It pays to procrastinate. skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Too many of the traditional age college student has no clue about how to learn. There are way too many of them who don't seem to know it's important to come to class everyday and do their homework. How are they at getting to work? My daughter teaches Jr. High here. Last month she was calling the homes of the kids who are seriously behind, to try to get parents involved. She was telling me that she had sent home notes the previous month, and had not had responses from many of the parents. When she reached the home of one of the kids and announced who she was, and that she was following thru on the 23% the kid was getting in that class, the parent said, "yea I know, so what?" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I'll tell you what I had a problem with. It was the "Expedia" commercials that talked about how their professionals figured out how far everything was from the hotel you would be booking, and they showed this group of people running around town holding the end of a measuring tape, putting it at the imaginary door of some restaurant or other attraction, looking at the end of the tape, and writing on the clip board they were carrying. I was thinking if you looked at the clip board it would say "Restaurant 1 inch" "Movie theater 1 inch". They were looking at the wrong end of the tape measure. Now how stupid was it that someone filming the commercials didn't say "hey Fred, you've got the wrong end!" skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

I can't tell you who skydiving's biggest star is, but rumor has it that these people can! Imagine THAT! they just happen to have a skydiving Illinois center! Walt skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com

Hey Bolas, I like the sign language in your avatar. Billy teach you that? skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com