ChromeBoy
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I will agree with you TequilaGirl. Slim Fast HAS worked for you you sexy thang!
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You want me to eat my dogs hair? Between that and the Absinthe I am beginning to feel like I am out of the times Dave. What are you referring too?
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80%. It said I was a Psychopath.
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No doubt. He would have probably apologized to the Taliban and asked them not to do it again.
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I am hungover. Too many beers at the Pub last night. What's your best remedy?
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Is this your first child?
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Clay...no strings attached. Just Do It.
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I am getting ready to go on a beer run myself. It's mine. I will not and you will not share with others though!
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Close...very close....
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Talk to yourself. I do it all the time. I even answer too.
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Hey Sebazz?
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Did you lose your virginity or just spank the monkey while the girls undressed?
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I think it would be pretty cool to me cloned. (applause) Have any of you ever seen the movie with Michael Keaton when he cloned himself, his clone cloned himself, and his clone cloned himself? (laughter) I would have two of them work for me to earn money so I could skydive, and the one who rides the shortbus would stay on dz.com all day and give you updates on my skydiving. (laughter) (applause)
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Ask not why Skreamer jumped out of the plane four miles early, but if he is going to be ok?
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*** Were is the story? *** Everyone is relaxed in the plane. The cameraman looks out, looks back in. Cameraman: "Hell there is a lot of sheep down there." Skreamer: "Sheep?" Skreamer then scoots on the floor over to the door, looks down. Skreamer: "Bye" As he seperates himself from the plane. Fellow skydiver looks out of the door and down . Skydiver: "What the Fuc?" I can't tell what else is said...
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Bwahhahhahaha!
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Did you know Ozzy and Sharon have been invited to dinner at the White House. No joke.
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Ok, now I am thinking about that scene in Porkys where the guys are spying on the women in the locker room. He sticks his tongue through the hole and gets soap. He sticks his pecker through the hole and the big fat teacher grabs and and starts pulling it. (not pulling in a good way). Anybody else remember any hilarious scenes in funny movies? I could use a good laugh!
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I know you are not talking about cartoon characters. Please explain the difference between the two.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't. -Almond Joy
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Funny...my sex education teacher used to say that before class started.
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Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all, Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there why should we even care?
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Mecca mecca high mecca hinny ho - Pee Wee Herman
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How about when Sharon made her daughter a gynocologist appointment. The daughter was mad and told Ozzy and he said, "Is it messy? You haven't been doing anything to get it messy have you?"
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I might make it. ASC is where I was trained and I have a lot of family in Atlanta. Hans Paulson did some of my IAF jumps with me. He is a great instructor. Have they expanded the landing area yet? Last time I was there they had removed a lot of the power lines and I believe they were beginning to add more landing space.