ChromeBoy

Check out this helmet airbrusher. He does a great job too. ParaChat anytime!

I have managed hotels for Hilton and Marriott as well as franchised certain brands of hotels within both companies. I have been a consultant to hotels and specialized in self directed work teams in operations and the 180 degree transformation in hotel sales and marketing. I am currently the General Manager of a hotel on the outskirts of Boston. I do however spend time with the housekeepers at the hotel and pitch in when necessary. A majority of housekeepers are from other countries and are willing to provide the service at a low wage because they are making a lot more money than they did in their previous country. We complete background checks, drug tests and ensure every employee is not an illegal alien. Please try to think of the housekeepers at hotels as the waiters in a restaurant. Tip for the amount of service they provided but please do tip. Thanks.

Well, there would have to be a kickback for the guys to do this so how about we pay for your jumps only if you show us your boobies? ParaChat anytime!

I just ordered two Dropzone.com T-Shirts and it made me think. I know this is a good way for people to meet each other but we need to come up with a "have to do" when we meet other Dz.commers. DZ.com Introductions Person with the Least Amount of Jumps buys the Other Person Their Next Jump Person with the Least Amount of Posts buys the Other Person Their Next Jump You Have to Stay And Drink After the Beer Light Comes On Other...Please Specify ParaChat anytime!

I would rather do Lewinsky and that would be after a lot of beers because I do not think Lewinsky is hot either ParaChat anytime!

hehe...you two got the Shaft...

They have recently come out with the Safire Two. Everybody is probably holding out for them. ParaChat anytime!

Thanks for all of the information guys. Sounds to me like one should have both a closed and open helmet, audible and a regular altimeter and clear goggles. Also, the canopy should be fast enough to get you to the ground before the student but also be big enough for ones experience in case they have to land off. A couple of other questions. 1. What type of suit do you generally wear for instruction? 2. What is the decision making process on whether or not the student wears a weight vest / belt? ParaChat anytime!

I will agree with that. I need to get out more often and I also need to see the boobies of his neighbor!

Congrats on your first beer ride. I had the same type of malfunction on mine back in December. It's good to know those emergency procedures will kick in when needed isn't it? ParaChat anytime!

It was totally a joke. I guess he didn't see the thread of the ass and sock. I mean nothing but love to Dengopher...not that kind of love though. I'm sure he doesn't want that from me either. ParaChat anytime!

I am Malcom J. See here. ParaChat anytime!

No more ass and sock shots Dengo. When I see your face I see your your ass and sock. I don't mean any offense I just get all grossed out!

Absolutely we need pics....please ParaChat anytime!

Original English Text: Clay has man boobies and he sleeps with sheep. Translated to French: L'argile a des boobies d'homme et il dort avec des moutons. Translated back to English: Clay has boobies of man and it sleeps with sheep. Translated to German: Lehm hat boobies des Mannes und er schläft mit Schafen. Translated back to English: Loam has the boobies man and it sleeps with sheep. Translated to Italian: Il terriccio ha l'uomo dei boobies e dorme con le pecore. Translated back to English: The terriccio it has the man of the boobies and sleeps with the sheep. Translated to Portuguese: O terriccio tem o homem dos boobies e dorme com os carneiros. Translated back to English: The terriccio has the man of boobies and sleeps with the sheep. Translated to Spanish: El terriccio tiene el hombre de boobies y duerme con las ovejas. Translated back to English: Terriccio has the man of boobies and to duer to me with the ewes. ParaChat anytime!

I graduated class of '93. Hard to believe it was almost ten years ago. I have a lot of stories I could tell, however, I could get myself in trouble if I told them all. I will keep mine clean of sex and drugs and stick to some comedy. A friend of mine called me up and told me his dad got him a car. I got into my car and drove to his house to see a huge old beat up car in the driveway with dirt and hay all over it. We both started cracking up at this car. I think it was a Galaxy 500 with a 350 engine. Well, we cleaned up the car to the best of our abilities and took off in it. We picked up a few friends and a couple of cases of beer and took off. We came to find out the car could really haul ass (it did have a 350). My friend figured it would be cool to drive off the side of the road and hit certain things that were in stable positions (not going to tell you what the things were but I bet you could guess). He hit a few of them going about 80 mph and when he tried for the third one he hit it and then hit a embankment made of concrete covered by tall grass. Needless to say I knocked out my two front teeth and he had some pretty bad cuts on him. We threw the beers into the ditch and the guy who lived at the house called the police. My friend told the police officer he accidentally hit all of the standing things 1/2 mile down the road to the embankment because the car lost control. We went to the hospital and got our repairs. As for parties. My dad spent a lot of time traveling on business when I was in high school so I had the house to myself almost all the time. I had parties before and after school. My senior year I had a party the first day of the school year at 6:00am. We partied on the roof of my house. We all went to school drunk at 8:30 and there was a line of cars about a mile long on the way from my house to the school. We all got sick at football practice that day because we were hung over. ParaChat anytime!

he he...I didn't think he would actually post them but he did! How do you know she is sweet and innocent? She is probably the wild and crazy type who doesn't care!

How about telling us one more time Dre?

Congrats N2! I told you it would not take too long to get back on your feet again! ParaChat anytime!

If you do a naked jump for your 200th please do not post any pictures. We won't be able to handle it!

I hope so. If not I need to start checking id's again at the bars! ParaChat anytime!

What are the requirements when it comes to AFF Instructors gear. Can you use a closed face helmet or does if have to be open faced? ParaChat anytime!

What place did Hans come in? Is he still jumping the Crossfire 99'? Is this a permaneant pond at ASC now? ParaChat anytime!

Get out of your chair and put your hands underneath your armpits and start strutting around your house flappin your arms and making chicken noises. Then put the url of the picture on here so we can copy and paste it onto our address column to see it.

See, I knew you had a least one boobie pic!