ChromeBoy

Email Errors It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. PS. Sure is hot down here. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Ok. I am virtually the best lay Dove has ever experienced. I am now known as ChromeKing, Doves loverboy. I licked you up and down from head to toe and brought more orgasms than someone knows and it is time to rest. Although I might not sleep because I will be laying in bed with a woodie but then I will roll over and do it again for the second, third and fourth time. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Dove...Chromie needs his sleep. You want to just cuddle and relax? Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Dove doesn't want to play with Chromie because she might get hurt again!

Love you too Dove! You have been in my thoughts ever since you were hurt and I am glad you are ok. Until our future jumps!

Somebody just came in because I yelled at them. Seems like it is Xaos until somebody waves a job in front of them. It makes them act quickly. It sucks but that is the way this needed to happen. Goodnight!

That is kind of diffucult because I am the last resort. If they call me and I do not come then I have a hotel with no employees. That's XAOS!

Rhino, Andy was referring to my post. I posted that about you because I feel that you will seriously injure yourself very soon. No, with almost the same number of jumps as you have and the canopies you fly I have not. Why, because I am not that ignorant. Oh well. Have fun and enjoy life the way you want. Please just do us all a favor and do not make ANY recommendations to other skydivers. Let them figure it out themselves until you have the knowledge and experience to back it up. This is not, although it might seem to be, a personal attack. I am just looking out for people new to the sport that look at these threads for coaching. For which they were meant. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

I have been awake since 5:30am and started work at 7:00am. Worked all day and helped out with housekeeping for awhile. Had to change and host a sales prensentation this afternoon. (managed to post occasionally in between that). Went to the chat for awhile and to dinner. I received a call awhile ago and my night auditor (11pm to 7am person) could not make the desk. So...I called his boss and she did not answer. I am stuck working the desk right now (I am in my office with the video cameras on) and I have to do this until 7am. However, I have a meeting at 8:00am in Downton Boston and I will be late now, however, it does not matter because after the meeting I will have worked 36 hours without sleep. I just want a couple of I feel for yous! Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

While completing different dives what would you consider to be the beginner / moderate / experienced levels by number of points turned? I know it really helps to have more experienced jumpers with you but lets say that you are jumping with the people who have the same skill levels on each dive. 2 Way Beginner: Moderate: Experienced: 4 Way Beginner: Moderate: Experienced: 8 Way Beginner: Moderate: Experienced: Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

I don't think I have ever said how much I love my Spectre. The openings are great and it is as docile as I want a canopy to be.

What do you need to view it? I can't download it. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

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Unfortunately most of them post here in the forums and know to stay away from you!

It's me. I have a cold. Runny nose and a bad cough. I am taking cough medicine and hope to be better soon. Just thought I would get the thread back on a good subject! Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

I wonder if her husband knows. Go over to her house for drinks and say..."remember that time you had crabs in your eyelashes?" Watch her husbands reaction.

If you have blue hair, wear depends and enjoy clapping at sunsets! Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

So you were not joking? Just for the record I was joking. What is the name of your friend so I know to stay away from her!

They are pretty annoying in nose hair too!

Yep. In the SUV thread Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Peanut butter kills lice. Maybe it could kill other stuff like crabs too. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Did you tell him not to get his panties in a wad like you said to Bill Von awhile ago? That probably is what pissed him off. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Did you all have to put peanut butter or any medications on your computer? Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

Take her to the Bartons, Spy. That is something fun to do on a rainy afternoon. Drink a lot of beer, eat hot peppers, and then shit fire for a week afterwords. She would never wanna go to Naples again! Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome

I saw some 80's special on MTV a couple of weeks ago and they did a part on the old headbangers ball show where Dave took the host Ricky Rachtman skydiving. Dave did it a lot and Ricky did 40 jumps and then stopped. Don't know if he does now. Blue Happiness Stuff, Chrome