ChromeBoy
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ChromeBoy comes down from ChromeDome and pays a little visit to JRaf. He takes his gun and sticks it in his ass and plunges the baseball bat al the way and damages his insides. He then sends a picture of JRafs small penis to TequilaGirl so she knows to stay away because ChromeBoy knows that TG does not like itsy bitsy penises. He then go outside and beats the hell out of JRafs Yuppiie Land Rover. He gets back in the Chrome UFO and takes off back to ChromeDome. Be nice though, because he can and will return when needed.
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I would like to one day. The amount of time I spend at the dz is very limited these days. I am either working or there to jump on the weekends. After jumping I usually have to do something else so I don't spend a lot of time hanging around the dz learning stuff, etc. I am afraid it will be awhile before that could ever happen but one day it would be nice to have all ratings and know the basis instructing and rigging fundamentals in the sport. How are you doing with it? Are you a rigger yet?
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What do you mean, Phree?
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And also a total hottie!
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What does RPG mean? (Thanks for editing with the answer)
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I am a General Manager of a hotel. I am considering doing something different though. I am thinking about going back to school and becoming an Air Traffic Controller and then work as a Skydive Instructor on weekends. I need a lot more jumps and some schooling before this happens so we will see.
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Zero G exits are a lot of fun. I took Nathan on one and this is what he said... In the plane: "I'm floating this cool." Near the Door: "Door!" Outside the Plane: I don't know I couldn't understand what he was saying but he was having fun!
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How about you be my girlfriend so I can tell a girl no so you can be proud of me?
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Thanks Deuce. That is me planet ChromeDome!
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Justin, I will be leaving ChromeDome to make my way to Earth in the near future. Don't make me pay you a little visit. It is not a threat. I would pick you up in my Spaceship and we could cruise through some dropzones. You can meet my new sidekick...Mini Chrome. He is a cool little dude.
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Thanks for that Nathan but I am nowhere close to Clay! He is definetly the funniest poster on dz.com!
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HH whatcha doin' pickin' on my friend Nathan fo? It was me who was Fragile and that is bacause I listed to that song by Sting and I liked it! I would post the lyrics but I decided not to for all of your sake. Nathan has moved on. He just jokes around sometimes and doesn't mean any harm. He is just semi evil. He is quasi evil. He is the margarine of evil. He is the diet coke of evil...just one calorie. He is no Rhino...he is a Hippo. I will go away now. I won't be banging any pots and pans over your head yelling out Sheep, Small Canopies, RSL's, Cypreses, Boobies. Nor will I come tip toeing in your room with a hot fork so you can slam my testicles in your door. Chromie doesn't "play dat". If you can't eat the jokes, how can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you can't eat the jokes? I am only joking
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Somebody has not been paying that much attention over the last few months! I am in space. Yes, things are pretty cool here on ChromeDome. Lance Bass will not be in my solar system so I have no worries. If he shows up here I will have to sing a little song that goes "Bye, Bye, Bye" and kick his ass back to earth the little teeny bopper is not invited. You all are though!
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I am all Chromie and stuff! They do not know what DZ.commers know. There is alien life form! They already heard ChromeDome in concert! Waht are they thinking here...http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/07/17/australia.aliens.reut/index.html
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http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/06/30/space.music.ap/index.html Yep, sir e Bob. They have finally heard the sounds of ChromeDome and they are gonna have a concert for me! Although I do not have copyrights on the sounds so I will not get any money for it. Maybe I will bring my Chromed UFO to the concert and crash the place. Anyone is welcomed to skydive out of the UFO and crash the party! Just send me a PM.
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Ok we need a thread for us not so smart people so let's talk about sex. Feel free to give us all the information you want but we are looking forward to the following... 1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? 5. Anybody else have any questions?
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Actually I am a heterosexual alien.
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Ladies...what does sperm taste like...chicken? Is it like that candy you had as a kid that fizzled in your mouth, what was it called Pop Rocks?
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If you show me your boobies or make me a certain special drink if you know what I mean!
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Friends of mine just call me Chrome! Ok. For you Sebazz I will. You know, I might be making a trip to Earth to jump this weekend. Maybe I will swing my UFO through London and pick up HH and up the West Coast and pick up Sebazz and Lummy and then we will head to Perris to see Bytch, Bill Von and Quade. Bytch, does Perris have UFO parking?
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I got my chromed satellites all pointed to Earth and I have my beer for this evenings pub. Yep, things are just chromie here on ChromeDome. Looking for a little "chat" tonight so all you Earthlings be here at 7pm standard Chromedome time
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what dz has the most beautiful view in the world?
ChromeBoy replied to Newbie's topic in The Bonfire
You are joking, right! Everybody knows that the most beautiful dz is on Chromedome! Just look at my planet! http://www.chromeboy.com/Media/globe_spin.gif You have to be careful of our moon though. As you can see it is fast a dangerous. You have to time it just right. I think I will host a "New DZ.com Forum Layout Party" on ChromeDome. You have to provide your own transportation to space though. I think some musician is coming for like $20 million. I will pick you up in my decked out ChromeUFO (Looks like a decked out CASA only round and has a mushroom head like a penis but it's made out of Chrome) and we will high tail it to ChromeDome. I will let you jump out before we land sound your first time landing on ChromeDome will be under your canopy. We have gravity too and oxygen to boot! the women here are beautiful and everything is just Chromie so PM me anytime your in space and I will pick you up!!!!! -
Dude...Sweet...Dude...Sweet Mirage G3 is the only way to go. You have to post the pictures man! My Rig 1 My Rig 2 TequilaGirls She is knida cute from behind, huh? ~Yogie The Bear Gave Out Yogie Buttons~
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Nacmac you Old Fat Bastard I can't believe you are leaving all of your friends in Florida. You better get your computer up and running when you move so you can continue to keep in touch with us. TG you are a damn spoon! ~Yogie The Bear Gave Out Yogie Buttons~
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Our son is gonna be Chromie Sangiro Stephens! ~Yogie The Bear Gave Out Yogie Buttons~