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oops Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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this is my bad ass ride http:// link = http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pimpride.html Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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so true Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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My mom has really bad gas pains and farts all the time. They smell worse then some of mine. Ooora Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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That is too bad. I'm sorry to hear that if you lost any friends in the incident my condolences. This thread has gotten so many idea's in my head that this weekend since I can't jump I think I will blow shit up Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Guys of the world understand this predicament Fellow men will gladly allow space for you at the front of the line when this takes place Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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MMM I am the king of shots Butterripple is the best Captain America takes the #2 spot Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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1 part fire Fire extinguisher 3 parks fire crakers 1 part wd 40 Tie nossle down funnel of fire extinguisher light fire crackers to wd 40 can stand waaaaay back.. >que explosion< watch all the foam and wd-40 fill the room. This is best performed when the fire extinguisher is buried by about a 1 and a hal feet. Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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I am an ABC Warrior! In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr. Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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That happens to me sometimes and I hate it when I am wearing my khakis. I set up in the stall and start peeing when I can feel it getting all over the place. When all is done and I cleverly flush the thing without my hand I have piss all over my pants. I might as well have just pissed them there is so much splash back. Note : this can also happen with the mini - Urinals Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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When I was in elementry me and some kids thought it would be funny to to try and wash clothes that we saw in the closet. 8 years olds whould not do laundry. All we knew was that the clothes went in the machine we had no idea what was supposed to wash the clothes so we took what ever we could find and tossed it in. Bleech, surup, juice, and my fav hand soap. Lets say that these in combo make for great smelling clothes but also leave a huge pain in your ass from the beating you get when they find out that most of their clothes are ruined. Oh and I almost burned a closet down once when I was 11 Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Here is a guy thought. Why do women complain about everything all the time when guys are content to be their simple selves? Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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I have a good friend who can't drink beer because of a bad experience he had one time with it. He drinks Rye ALL THE TIME and man can he drink. At least you can drink alcohol
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Skydiving of course rank #1 Next would be just driving down the highway blasting music and taking in all the scenery. #3> Hang out with my friends and just goof off for hours #4> Come up with an idea and see it through and reap the rewards Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Love Jugglies are my fav Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Women Q= What do you think of this? Men A=Dumb founded Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Living on your own I belive you develop a natural affinity towards power tools for what ever reason. When I first moved in here I stareted to drill holes for my Venitian blinds then my veritcal blinds. Thigs just got out of control from there. I have removed and replaces doors and refit hinges, cupboard hinges but quite possible was my book self that was a 2 day job and many complaints from the neighbors of excessive noise from my portable saw and hammering. They are just jealous as are most who cannot use power tools Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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LOL Infant men> Potty training so you don't need diapers Old Men> Potty training so you don't need diapers Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Women live longer because the use less andrenaline througout thier lives. This is a medical documented fact, one that I do not enjoy Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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Best beer is MooseHead followed very closely by Canadian and MGD. Comments are welcome Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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I agree with the alphabet jingle and the Zee being pronounced Zee not zed but what about how you spell night nite or color colour?. Wierd is how we try to be different for no reason. The mile vs. the kilometer the Yard Vs the Foot etc etc. Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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speaking of which, goodnight all. Wish me luck tonight. TTY All Tommorow TTYAT Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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I'm gone what better way to break in the new guy than to see some old man dick and some old woman boobies on day 1. If he has a weak stomach he should be a cop. Really, you are going to see awful car craches and murders, rape victums as well as junkies. Eww Glad you picked division #31 kind welcome to the job. Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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I want to sie in my sleep or while having sex when I am old. I also wish that my wife and I would pass away at the same time so that there would be no mourning on either part for any length of time. Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter
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you right clay, that is a stab in the dark. I'll make sure to send you enough for another inflatable in case you pop the one you have during all that stabbing and poking you do in the dark hours of the night. Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this. Peter